Hi my name is Montgomery Scott and I have Short auburn red that reaches my nape and sky blue eyes like the ocean and a lot of people tell me I look like Simon Pegg (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to James Montgomery Doohan but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a engineer, and I work in Starfleet in space where I’m the chief engineer of the USS Enterprise (I’m 41). I’m a hipster (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red. I love Hudson’s Bay Company and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red long sleeve shirt and Black cargo pants, Starfleet Insignia and Black combat boots. I was walking outside the Enterprise. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Vulcans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. "Hey Montgomery Scott!“ shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Walter White!