huanity

This man…  :

1) …Is sending himself a P-mail

2) …Is looking for love in all the wrong places

3) …Is unaware of the full, arriving elevator to his left

4) …Is completely into his music

5) …Is inventing the Pornucopia

6) …Is simply tired of the same old shit

7) …Is farting with gusto

8) …Is stuck

9) …Is not above blowing his own horn

10) …Was the first person in history ever to be referred to as Fart Face

11) …Seeks a beginning that comes from an end

12) …Is horny…

13) …Loves fucking music, dude

14) …Is the unfortunate recipient of the world’s first catheter

15) …Is an audiophile

16) …Is striking again

17) …Is the CEO for YouTuba

18) …Has got a handle on his feelings, and knows what he wants

19) …Was nicknamed Jupiter. (It’ll come to you)

20) …Is performing Beethoven’s Concerto #2 in A Major

21) …Was the lead creator for the Endowment of the Arts

22) …Refuses to waste a fart in the wind

23) …Means well, attempting to devise more efficient techniques for re-purposing methane

24) …Likes being in a band

25) …Is in a one-man band

26) …Doesn’t get out much

27) …Has not yet heard of Internet porn

28) …Is taking cosmetic mud facials to a new level

29) …Doesn’t waste a thing

30) …Is the official replacement for The Most Interesting Man In The World

31) …Is so dark he stares into his own Abyss

32) …Is pretty badass

33) …Has fucking had it with his tuba playing roomate

-DW -DWWT -DonWhiteTigerTales. -Hello and here’s to hoping life love’s you and that you love it back. -DW

A human being is a part of a whole, called by us…universe… a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest… a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.
—  ∆LBERT ∑INSTEIN

bedmobile asked:

the world dies really slowly, the sun gets closer, water is already too high, Florida and California and then Oregon are eclipsed by the sea, huanity is forced to the centre of their respective land masses, we die of starvation, lack of clean drinking water and then of heat

WOAH!!!!!!!!!! NICE #apocalypse