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Funee Joke
aka Tgr'ek Chortling
Funee Joke

extra time to kill plus a copy of audacity equals…?

(i have no idea if it’s really loud or really quiet so approach with caution i guess!)

sounds remarkably like a completely normal laugh considering it’s basically pitched down oinking with some reverb for that sweet sweet Black Speech goodness. whoops! needs less air and more of a horrible grunty The Grudge vibe, but i ain’t no audio engineer.

Thirty film Christines, each  more fabulous than the last!

1) Mary Philbin in The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
2) Hu Ping in Song at Midnight (1937)
3) Susanna Foster in Phantom of the Opera (1943)
4) Susanna Foster in The Climax (1944)
5) Ana Luisa Peluffo in The Phantom of the Operetta (1960)
6) Amelita Vargas in The Phantom of the Opera (1955)
7) Betty Loh-Ti in Midnightmare (1962)
8) Heather Sears in The Phantom of the Opera (1962)
9) Barbara Howard in The Monster of the Opera (1964)
10) Jessica Harper in Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
11) Skye Aubrey in The Phantom of Hollywood (1974)
12) Emily Spindler in The Meateater (1979)
13) Jane Seymour in The Phantom of the Opera (1983)
14) Cristina Marsillach in Opera (1987)
15) Edwige Fenech in Phantom of Death (1988)
16) Kari Whitman in Phantom of the Mall (1988)
17) Deborah van Walkenburgh in Phantom of the Ritz (1988)
18) Jill Schoelen in The Phantom of the Opera (1989)
19) Teri Polo in The Phantom of the Opera (199)
20) Jill Schoelen in Popcorn (1991)
21) Carolina Ferraz in The Phantom of the Opera (1991)
22) Michelle Zeitlin in Dance Macabre (1992)
23) Ivey Lloyd in Rigoletto (1993)
24) Jacqueline Chien-Lien Wu in The Phantom Lover (1995)
25) Asia Argento in Phantom of the Opera (1998)
26) Emmy Rossum in The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
27) Kelly I. Lynn in Prometheus Triumphant (2009)
28) Autumn Hyun in Erik: Portrait of a Living Corpse (2010)
29) Minnie Driver in Stage Fright (2014)
30) Desiree Saetua in Phantom of the Grindhouse (2014)

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Film & Television Christines/Christine equivalents in different Phantom incarnations (excluding animation) - Part ½

1. Mary Philbin (1925)

2. Hu Ping (1937) - Song at Midnight 

3. Susanna Foster (1943) - as Christine Dubois

4. Heather Sears (1962) - as Christine Charles

5. Jessica Harper (1974) - Phantom of the Paradise - as Phoenix

6. Skye Aubrey (1974) - Phantom of Hollywood - as Randy

7. Jane Seymour (1983) - as Maria Gianelli / Elena Korvin

8. Deborah Van Valkenburgh (1988) - Phantom of the Ritz - as Nancy

9. Jill Schoelen (1989) - as Christine Day