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What did Snotlout say to Astrid in “Snotlout’s Angels”? I couldn’t help myself here, I had to write up a little “What if they hadn’t been whispering” drabble. ;)

Death Wish

“What did you say to her?” Hiccup asked, peering out the door towards Astrid’s hut, where all sorts of profanity spilled and the sounds of crashing pottery emanated. 

“It was all because of her stupid axe!” Snotlout howled, head in his hands. 

“You mean the axe that Hiccup made her four years ago? You mean the axe she’s cherished for those four years? The axe that has her NAME CARVED ON TO IT?” Tuffnut repeated in clarification. “You do know she’s kept that thing close to her for like- forever, right?”

“Yes! But… I mean, it’s just a stupid axe.” Snotlout whined and dragged his hand down his face, staring at them in fear. “I probably should’ve just kept my big mouth shut.”

“What did you say, Snotlout.” Hiccup demanded, arms crossed and eyebrow raised. 

Snotlout gulped and slumped against Hookfang, the teen appearing drained. “I just sorta… asked if she was pmsing…” 

Everyone stared at him in complete shock, the twins jaws dropping to the floor and Hiccup’s face paling.   

“Do you have a death wish?” Ruffnut whispered in disbelief. 

Tuffnut nodded, moving his hands to cover Chicken’s ears. “You do not mention such things in an argument with a woman.” he hissed, eyes flicking to Ruffnut. “I should know, I live with one.”

Hiccup turned and glanced out the door again, wincing as a mace came flying out the doorway of her hut. “Eh, Snotlout… I’d say that was- not the smartest thing to do-”

“You think!?” He moaned. “She’s gonna kill me!”

“What is she doing? I haven’t heard Astrid use so much language since Tuff and I painted Snoggletog trees on Stormfly’s spikes.”

Hiccup bit his lip, flinching when Astrid tossed what looked to be a spikey canonball out the door, sending the metal piece crashing through the wood of the Edge’s walk way.

“Snotlout, I think that you should… um, maybe run. Yeah, running sounds like a good idea.” He suggested, turning back around to his cousin. “Flying would be even better.”

“Why must she be so touchy?” Snotlout grumbled, “Me asking a simple question should not earn me a pyre!”

“You asked if she was on her period, Snot.” Hiccup growled. “Heck, if I was her, I’d be strangling you.”

Snotlout glared in return, crossing his arms over his chest. “Well Mr. Boyfriend, why don’t you go and calm down your girlfriend so I can escape unwelcome death.”

“You dug yourself into this grave-”

“Oh, would you two children, please stop.” Ruff rolled her eyes, hands on her hips. “I hear her coming, Snotty. I’d suggest you get your pathetic butt moving.”

Snotlout’s eyes widened in fear at the sound of Astrid’s voice getting nearer and nearer. Without  hesitation or delay, he swung himself up onto Hookfang’s back and took off for the darkening sky, leaving the other’s to the Hofferson’s wrath.

Hiccup sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, before spinning around and exiting the stables. “Gang, I’d suggest you stay here.” He called behind him.

No one objected. Not even the twins. Nobody wanted to deal with Astrid when she was this angry.

“Lemme teach that sponge eating munge bucket a lesson!” Astrid shrieked. “Do you know what he said to me? DO YOU!?”

Hiccup’s quiet voice was mumbled.

“AND YOU JUST LET HIM FLY AWAY!? STORMFLY! HICCUP- PUT ME DOWN!”

The twins peered out of the door, giggling at the sight of Hiccup having Astrid slung over his shoulder, Hofferson twisting and spewing rambled insults, as he carted her back to the clubhouse. Army-carry style. 

HTTYD ask meme
  • Making this ‘cause why not. Spread and share as you like!
  • 1. How would you handle living on Berk?
  • 2. How do you think you'd be different if you grew up on Berk?
  • 3. Yaks, chicken, or sheep?
  • 4. The chicken is not amused. What did you do wrong?
  • 5. Favorite dragon species?
  • 6. What type of dragon would you like to ride? Is that different from the dragon you'd most likely ride?
  • 7. How would your first flight on a dragon turn out?
  • 8. On a scale of Snotlout to Hiccup, how are your dragon riding skills?
  • 9. Would you get into trouble on Berk?
  • 10. Would you try Astrid's yaknog?
  • 11. Coolest dragon?
  • 12. Scariest dragon?
  • 13. Most unique dragon?
  • 14. Favorite dragon class?
  • 15. Suggest a new dragon species. What does it look like? What are its powers? etc.
  • 16. If YOU were a dragon, what would you be?
  • 17. Any underappreciated dragon species you want to give a callout to?
  • 18. What do you think Stoick does with all his wooden duck carvings?
  • 19. The dragon riders can visit anywhere in the world, any place in history. Where would you suggest they go?
  • 20. You, Hiccup, Snotlout, and Tuffnut are now roommates in an apartment. How well does this work out?
  • 21. You, Astrid, Heather, and Ruffnut are now roommates in an apartment. How well does this work out?
  • 22. What do you think the dragon riders are like as old women and men?
  • 23. Which character do you relate the most to?
  • 24. How well do your know your dragon stats?
  • 25. Who would you want to spend a day with? Who would be your best friend?
  • 26. How would you handle the twins' pranks? Loki'd!
  • 27. You and Snotlout are on patrol together. What happens?
  • 28. Which character would you get along with the least?
  • 29. Anyone on Berk you'd date? I hear Bucket is single...
  • 30. Axes, swords, hammers, bows and arrows, or maces?
  • 31. What would your house look like on Dragon's Edge?
  • 32. What is your favorite house on Dragon's Edge?
  • 33. What's your favorite island? (outside of Berk)
  • 34. Favorite villain?
  • 35. How would you handle being kidnapped by the Outcasts?
  • 36. Give the dragon riders superpowers. What can each of them do?
  • 37. Favorite track in the HTTYD or HTTYD 2 OST?
  • 38. Favorite ship?
  • 39. Favorite friendship?
  • 40. Favorite dragon-rider duo?
  • 41. Favorite secondary or background character?
  • 42. Suggest a new pairing. Why would it work?
  • 43. I want these two characters to spend more time together...
  • 44. Come up with a crack pairing.
  • 45. Have any HTTYD OCs?
  • 46. Suggest a new AU (or mention an AU you like).
  • 47. Suggest a new crossover (or mention one you like).
  • 48. List off your top three fandoms. Now combine them with HTTYD. What would the crossover be like?
  • 49. List off any three of your fandoms and combine them with HTTYD for the weirdest crossover you can think of.
  • 50. Do you think any of the dragon riders have children? Have any headcanons about the next generation?
  • 51. Favorite thing about your favorite character?
  • 52. Tell me a character and I'll give you a headcanon.
  • 53. Tell me a character and I'll give you a favorite quote.
  • 54. Tell me a show, movie, or movie short and I'll tell you a favorite scene.
  • 55. Have you read the books? If so, which book is your favorite?
  • 56. Suggest a DreamWorks Dragons episode plot.
  • 57. Who's an underappreciated character and why do you appreciate them?
  • 58. You have to give each of the dragon riders awards. What awards do you give everyone?
  • 59. Who has the best hairstyle?
  • 60. Should Hiccup, Fishlegs, Snotlout, and Tuffnut grow beards?
  • 61. Who has the best outfit?
  • 62. How would you react if Snotlout started hitting on you?
  • 63. How would you react if Ruffnut started hitting on you?
  • 64. Do you know all the lyrics in "For the Dancing and the Dreaming?"
  • 65. Let's be mean. How do you think each of the dragon riders will die?
  • 66. How did you enter the HTTYD fandom?
  • 67. When did you enter the HTTYD fandom?
  • 68. What made you fall in love with How to Train Your Dragon?
  • 69. What is something you didn't initially think about but grew to love about HTTYD?
  • 70. What is the BEST thing (to you) about HTTYD and its franchise?