httyd 2 spoilers

How To Train Your Dragon 2: A Summary
  • Hiccup:look im doing voiceovers again
  • Snoutlout:i am going to tap that sWEET ruffnut ass
  • Ruffnut:no
  • Fishlegs:i, too, am interested in the ass tapping of which you speak
  • Ruffnut:no
  • Tuffnut:what the hell is going on
  • Astrid:I'm going to win a contest
  • Astrid:HEY Hiccup look i won this contest
  • Hiccup:HEY astrid look i found an island
  • Astrid:yeah cool whatever so what the fuck is up with you and your dad
  • Hiccup:pSSSHSHHH HE WANTS ME TO BECOME CHIEF ISN'T THAT GAY
  • Astrid:oh my gods!!!
  • Hiccup:shut up don't bring religion into this
  • Astrid:oh
  • Hiccup:hey look there's smoke over there let's check it out
  • Astrid:k
  • Astrid:oh fUCK my dragon got captured by some asshole
  • Eret:YES. THAT IS ME. I AM THE ASSHOLE.
  • Hiccup:okay that's cool but i have a sword made out of fire
  • Eret:ew I'm going to kill you for the glory of my master, EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION
  • Hiccup:lol i didn't listen to any of that bye
  • Hiccup:dad this guy is building a dragon army
  • Stoick:ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... whatever
  • HIccup:he calls himself drago or something dumb like that idk idk idk
  • Stoick:SHIT WE MUST GO INTO HIDING
  • Hiccup:what that's stupid I'm going to go talk to him
  • Astrid:hiccup this plan is bad
  • Hiccup:yeah but you came with
  • Astrid:good point
  • Eret:what the fuck are you doing on my ship
  • Hiccup:hey look at my cool fire sword again it uses dragon science wanna become a dragon rider
  • Eret:um
  • Stoick:HICCUP DON'T DO THE THING
  • Hiccup:DAD C'MON
  • Ruffnut:hey look at how hot this asshole is
  • Eret:WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE ON MY SHIP
  • Hiccup:i'm leaving this is stupid
  • Astrid:me too
  • Stoick:no
  • Astrid:goddamnit
  • Hiccup:hey look a new dragon ride--OH SHIT
  • Valka:I am Valka
  • Hiccup:i can see that
  • Valka:I am thE DRAGON QUEEN
  • Hiccup:i can see that
  • Valka:I aM GOD
  • Hiccup:i can see that
  • Valka:I AM YOUR MOTHER
  • Hiccup:i can se--wait what
  • Valka:lol look at all these dragons i'm so cool wanna live with me
  • Hiccup:sure but what about your husband
  • Valka:HUSBAND?
  • Stoick:WIFE?
  • Valka:HUBBAN?
  • Stoick:LET'S SING A SONG TO EXPRESS OUR LOVE
  • Valka:SURE
  • meanwhile....
  • Astrid:this is gay let's go find drago
  • Astrid:*kidnaps Eret*
  • Eret:UFCK
  • Astrid:okay cool we got to the camp now wh--
  • Drago:MURDER THEM ALL
  • Astrid:DAMNIT
  • Eret:aaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHoh wait this dragon saved my life goddamn
  • Drago:DESTROY THE DRAGON RIDERS
  • Valka:fucK look at this ARMY i am VERY ANGRY
  • Stoick:calm down it's cool we got this
  • Hiccup:hey drago i like what you got going on here it's pretty cool and stuff but what about being a drAGON RIDER HUH? sounds great amirite
  • Drago:no i'm going to kill the alpha and replace him with a new alpha
  • Hiccup:wtf
  • Valka:it's cool i got this
  • *new alpha kills old alpha*
  • Valka:nvm i don't got this
  • Drago:toothless, kill hiccup
  • Hiccup:what
  • Toothless:k
  • Hiccup:aAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOOTHLESS NO
  • Stoick:aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SON NO
  • Stoick:*dies*
  • Hiccup:FUCK
  • Toothless:FUCK
  • Valka:FUCK
  • Astrid:FUCK
  • Eret:i still have no idea what's going on
  • Drago:k i'm gonna take over your town now bye
  • Gobber:we should have a funeral
  • Gobber:blah blah blah GREAT CHIEF blah blah blah NORSE MYTHOLOGY
  • Hiccup:shut up don't bring religion into this *fires arrow*
  • Gobber:oh
  • Everyone:*fires arrow*
  • Astrid:now what
  • Hiccup:idk how about baby dragons
  • Hiccup:DRAGO I AM HERE TO TAKE MY TOWN BACK
  • Drago:umm??? but i have your dragon????
  • Hiccup:not anymore bITCH
  • Drago:SHIT
  • Toothless:I AM THE ALPHA
  • Drago:no
  • Toothless:I AM THE ALPHA
  • Drago:fuck no
  • Toothless:I AM THE ALPHA
  • Bewilderbeast:yeah he's the alpha
  • Drago:SHIT
  • Hiccup:wtf Toothless? discount godzilla
  • Toothless:shut up i'm saving the day
  • Hiccup:oh
  • Astrid:hiccup i'm so proud of you
  • Hiccup:thanks girlfriend
  • Valka:hiccup i'm so proud of you
  • Hiccup:thanks mom
  • Valka:your dad would be proud of you too
  • Hiccup:thanks dead dad
  • Eret:i still have no idea what's going on
  • Hiccup:here take my dad's dragon
  • Eret:oh sweet
  • Astrid:let's have another contest
  • Hiccup:wtf is it with you and contests jesus chrsit I'm gonna win this time even though i'm the chief and shouldn't be in the contests anymore
  • Astrid:oh
  • Hiccup:hey look another voiceover