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TEXT VERSION: Jump’s Group Chat Crack Fiction

Title: What the f*** is this f***ery?
Pairing/Relationship: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: implied harsh language
Genre: Jump’s Group Chat Crack
Type: You tell me lol

Other: Crosspost from @hsj-scenarios request

Summary: Ryosuke showing off what his wife made him for lunch in the Jump group chat.

((This is the TEXT version of the post–it only has a few images in it for the purpose of the story–if you’d like to see the simulated chat image post please CLICK HERE to go to the that version!))


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anonymous asked:

Mod j should do hsj shitposts about their group chat

You mean like this?


Title: What the f*** is this f***ery?
Pairing/Relationship: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: implied harsh language
Genre: Jump’s Group Chat Crack
Type: You tell me lol

Summary: Ryosuke showing off what his wife made him for lunch in the Jump group chat.

((Please note: This post is image intensive. I am not sure if it’s hard for people to read or not this way, and I’m happy to post it strictly as text–but wanted to try this out since it’s how I generally do it on my own HSJ fiction blog. I’d appreciate feedback on it! THANKS! <3))

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IMAGE VERSION: Jump’s Group Chat Crack Fiction

Title: What the f*** is this f***ery?
Pairing/Relationship: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: implied harsh language
Genre: Jump’s Group Chat Crack
Type: You tell me lol

Other: Crosspost from @hsj-scenarios request

Summary: Ryosuke showing off what his wife made him for lunch in the Jump group chat.

((post is image heavy–if you can’t view it please CLICK HERE to go to the text version!))

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Boyfriend Yamada Ryosuke
  • Actually the best
  • Lowkey possessive of you
  • The king of worrying
  • “Have you eaten yet?” “Are you feeling okay?”
  • Would buy you little gifts regularly he’s a sugar daddy
  • I hope you’re not scared of too many things because he is
  • If you are and something comes into your house he’ll probably call Chinen
  • “ChinEN THERE’S A FROG IN OUR HOUSE HELP”
  • Yes it is “our” house because his house is your house and your house is his house until you finally move in together
  • Lots of shopping together
  • Shopping would usually be followed by dinner dates
  • Probably your biggest supporter
  • Would love when you compliment him and would usually compliment you back straight away
  • This may initiate a compliment competition
  • You’d probably end up being close to Keito and Chinen
  • All four of you would hang out together quite regularly you x Yamada x Chinen x Keito, the new best ot4
  • Kind of an attention seeker to be honest, he just wants you to focus on him
  • You’d probably get a dog together eventually
  • Or dogs, more likely dogs
  • You’d both treat them like your children, they’ll be very spoiled
  • Cuddling at home, watching TV with the dogs next to you :’)
  • He’d slowly play with your hair while cuddling, or trace patterns on your skin with his fingers
  • Comfortable silences
  • Probably followed by long talks
  • He’d really care about your comfort, no matter what the situation is it’s always one of his top priorities
  • I hope you like games because Yamada definitely does! He’d love to play video games together
  • Might get a bit competitive while playing but it wouldn’t go too far
  • Honestly you guys will probably end up playing games for hours sometimes, he’d agree to do something else as soon as you want to though
  • Overall he’s a bit doting, but it’d mainly be a very comfortable relationship ^^

Originally posted by kpopseniorita

HSJ’s Reaction To Their S/O Hugging Them Suddenly

Originally posted by clappin-wonderland

Yabu: He would find this super cute! He’d probably laugh before hugging you back, bringing you as close as possible. He’d rest his chin on your head and probably start a conversation, staying like that until one of you wants to/has to pull away.

Originally posted by 4clover96

Hikaru: Would be pretty surprised by your sudden hug. After the initial surprise, he’d hug back and start planting pecks on your face. You will basically be attacked with kisses. He must outdo you, be prepared.

Originally posted by coffingrover

Yuto: You basically just made his day. He’d hug back straight away and would probably turn it into a cuddling session, think before hugging him because you’ll probably be stuck cuddling for hours.

Originally posted by clappin-wonderland

Yuya: Always down for skinship so he’d think this is great. Would let you just hug him for a few seconds before hugging back, maybe placing a kiss somewhere and stroking your hair.

Originally posted by koyamacchi

Daiki: This would make him very happy! Daiki is basically your personal teddy bear, hug him 24/7. He’d give you a bear hug in return for your hug, he may not let go for awhile.

Originally posted by coffingrover

Inoo: Another personal teddy bear. Would be laughing at your sudden action and trying to turn it into a cuddle session as soon as you hugged him. 

Originally posted by tenshion-appuru

Keito: Would take a second to hug back because he’s flustered and internally screaming but he’d love it. After a few seconds, he’d just bury his face in your neck, staying there until one of you pulls back. He loves any kind of skin ship with you, please hug him regularly.

Originally posted by mirokuuu

Yamada: Would get pretty startled but it’d still make him very happy. He’d teasingly scold you for startling him before hugging you back, letting you hug him for as long as you want.

Originally posted by chakier

Chinen: Surprised but delighted, Chinen would be a bit taken aback by your sudden skinship. He’d take a second to hug you back, jokingly asking what you’re doing. But Chinen is always down for hugs so he’s definitely not complaining.