hsc jokes

The USSR is waiting in line: The Soviet Queuenion

The USSR is sad: The Soviet Bluenion

The USSR is regretful: The Soviet Ruenion

The USSR is suddenly repopulated by cows: The Soviet Moo-nion

The USSR buys a new pair of high heels: The Soviet Shoenion

The USSR enjoys alternative protein: The Soviet Tofunion

The USSR makes a comeback: The Soviet Newnion