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iwaizumi hajime headcanons for his birthday!

  • [oikawa walks into the room] iwaizumi: [disappointed sigh]
  • says “believe in the me that believes in you” but like…..unironically
  • incredibly good at real sports. surprisingly bad at wii sports.
    • watari: “just swing it like a real baseball bat” iwaizumi: [puts the wii remote through the tv]
    • iwaizumi: “if there was running in this game i would beat all of you”
  • iwaizumi is shorter than itachiyama’s libero and the worst moment of his life was the day the seijou third years found out
  • [watching godzilla] godzilla: [knocks over a building] iwaizumi: “god i wish that were me”
    • does he want to be the building or godzilla? no one can tell
  • when people say “a good handshake makes a good first impression” they’re talking about his handshake
  • he is the most savage member of a team filled with savage people
    • only person able to make futakuchi kenji cry
    • will tell you, to your face, exactly what you are doing wrong, and has the receipts to back it up
    • thankfully, he’s also the most likely to help you fix whatever is going wrong in your life
  • his ringtone for oikawa is the imperial march
  • in their second year, hanamaki and matsukawa spread enough rumors about iwaizumi’s accomplishments that he became a legend at school
    • he’s basically a walking “the most interesting man in the world” commercial
    • hanamaki: “he divorced oikawa when he caught him littering”
    • matsukawa: “his business card only says ‘i’ll call you.’”
  • you know how sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night because you felt like you were falling? iwaizumi gets that too but for him it’s a high-pitched voice saying “iwa-chan!”
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if you’re evil and you’re on the rise
    you can count on the four of us taking you down!
‘cause we’re good and evil never beats us
    we’ll win the fight and then go out for pizzas!
we are the crystal gems
   we’ll always save the day
and if you think we can’t
    we’ll always find a way!
that’s why the people of this world believe in
    Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl… and Steven!

My Piece for the HQ Ghibli zine that is, regrettably, discontinued. 

On a much brighter note, you guys can check out everyone’s works and contribution at @hq-ghibli-zine and maybe a possible compilation pdf in the future :D 


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