Potter Generation - Favorite Magical Item - Wands

↳ “The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It’s not always clear why.”

A Black Comedy

Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Gen
Rating: Mature
Track/Word Count: 246,320
Warnings/Spoilers: Humor, Adult Humor

Summary: Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Comments: This was hilarious. Definitely one of the best humorous pieces of fanfic I’ve come across, if not the most. In some ways it was just pure crack, but there were a couple of aspects to it that make me label it as “humor” instead. And it wasn’t just humor and laughs either. Overall, it was a really fantastic fic and was very largely focused on the relationship between Harry and Sirius (as basically best friends). 

Potter Generation - Character they Butchered the Most in the Movies - Cho Chang

↳ “Obviously, she is feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then I expect she’s feeling confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can’t work out who she likes best. Then she’ll be feeling guilty, thinking it’s an insult to Cedric’s memory to be kissing Harry at all… And she probably can’t work out what her feelings are towards Harry anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when Cedric died, so that’s all very mixed up and painful.”

Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is

Author: Tsume Yuki 
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Gen
Rating: Teen
Track/Word Count: 46,303
Warnings/Spoilers: Family

Summary: Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he’d be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he’s reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Comments: I really love this idea. I feel like Harry would be a fabulous brother and this fully shows that. Also, I seem to love the idea of Master-of-Death!Harry and this did not disappoint. 

Potter Generation - Horcruxes or Hallows?

↳ “The Elder Wand, the most powerful wand ever made. The Resurrection Stone. The Cloak of Invisibility. Together, they make the Deathly Hallows. Together, they make one master of death.”

Potter Generation - Best Movie Adaption - Goblet of Fire

↳ “Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.”

Potter Generation - Any two ships (2/2) - Arthur and Molly

↳ “Your" sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.  "Did you really? How did it go?  I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.”

Potter Generation - Worst Movie Adaption - Order of the Phoenix

↳ “That’s right. Because deep down you know that you deserve to be punished. Don’t you Mr. Potter?”