Harry: i don’t get girls, they’re crazy. please give some advice before i go crazy
Sirius: have you tried kissing guys instead?
Sirius: it worked for me
Harry: wait what
Sirius: I’m gay
Sirius: totally gay. completely gay. just look at me and remus!
Harry: you and remus?
Sirius: for years.
Harry: so remus is gay?
Sirius: no, no, he likes women too. he’s bi. i’m gay
Harry: and you two are together. right?
Sirius: but have you tried?