anonymous asked:

Sans, you're such a flirt with some of these responses! Like geez have you been farting with other monsters way before Frisk arrived or were the floodgates opened when you fell for the fallen Frisk? (Yes, I know what I wrote ;P)

* to be honest, i was too busy sleeping to even think about sleeping around.
* plus almost everyone else down here wants to kill one another, so no thanks to that.
* i’ll keep my 1 hp.


(I have a stupid au in mind: before the whole game era, where Chara is still alive, they and Asriel found two skeleton kids outside the ruins. And they only know one skeleton: Gaster. So they go to Gaster to ‘return his kids’. But they’re not Gaster’s kids. Long story short they end up babysitting an overly active 1 year old skeleton and a very small 4 year old skeleton who only has 1 HP and sleeps most of the time while Gaster searches for the kids’ parents (but then he ends up being their dad… this is turning into a dadster-related idea real quick)

The flight was boring and this is what happens when I am bored. What do I call this anyway. Sittertale?)


“Investigations continue into the break-in at Gringotts on 31 July, widely believed to be the work of Dark wizards or witchesunknown. Gringotts goblins today insisted that nothing had been taken. The vault that was searched had in fact been emptied the same day. "But we’re not telling you what was in there, so keep your noses out if you know what’s good for you,” said a Gringotts spokesgoblin this afternoon.“


Books:Harry Potter and Philosopher’s Stone [1/7]

Chapter  11: Quidditch
”Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
“So — after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating —”
“Jordan!” growled Professor McGonagall.
“I mean after that open and revolting foul —”
“Jordan, I’m warning you —”
“All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure, so a penalty to Gryffindor, taken by Spinnet, who puts it away, no trouble, and we continue play, Gryffindor still in possession. “


Draco Malfoy : I’m Malfoy… Draco Malfoy
Ron Weasley: *laughs*
Draco Malfoy: Think my name’s funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair… and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley. You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort.