hp text au

no but imagine if during one of Lupin’s classes, Draco’s boggart turns into an injuried Harry in front of the whole class?? and then draco flees in shame because how come draco malfoy’s biggest fear is his mortal enemy getting hurt? and then that’s what the whole school gossips about for the rest of the year and harry and draco can’t look each other in the eye whenever they cross paths in the corridor. But Harry, of course cause he’s a bloody gryffindor, gathers the courage to talk to him and one day, after checking on the map, go meet draco and at first is awkward because draco is embarrassed because he thinks harry is there to make fun of him and he wants nothing more but to throw himself from the astronomy tower, but then they start talking about quidditch and harry finds out that draco is really good at potions and draco is surprised to learn about harry’s muggle family and they stay there talking until sunrise. When they say goodbye, Harry raises his hand and Draco hesitates a bit because deja vu!! But then he takes it and they share a secret smile. And if they keep greeting each other whenever they meet and Harry keeps coming back at the early hours of the day, no one in the gryffindor’s common room says a word about it.

okay but imagine Draco just walking into the slytherin dorms all dramatic like and wailing about Harry to his friends and for once no one tells him to shut up so he just talks and talks but they’re all totally giddy for once because someone tipped off harry and rigged up a spell for a word-counter in the gryffindor dorms, so Harry’s sitting in his dorm room watching this little counter climb higher and higher  because every number counts for Draco saying either ‘Harry, Potter, or Harry Potter’ in a sentence and Harry can’t believe it when he watches the counter go from 5 to like, 13514 in one night

hogwarts au in which shiro, a quidditch star who suffered a career-ending injury, returns to hogwarts to teach charms. there he becomes fast friends with allura—the arithmancy professor—and matt—who teaches herbology—and spends quality time with his cousin/adopted brother, keith. shiro had known from the beginning that returning to hogwarts would be a good move for him; he just hadn’t realized how good, until he met lance.

lance, the seventh year gryffindor prefect and quidditch co-captain. lance, who shakes shiro’s hand and says, “you are my favorite chaser of all time,” as though shiro never stopped playing after the loss of his right arm. lance, the boy who crouches down in front of crying first years and consoles their homesickness. lance, who doesn’t care about house loyalties, who buys a bag of sweets at honeydukes to send to his little cousins, who writes insightful essays, who wants to ace his NEWTs and become a healer.

it’s lance who finds shiro at the edge of the quidditch pitch, late one autumn night, broom clutched in his hand and a bout of insomnia clinging to his eyes.

“hey,” lance says gently. he’s dressed in muggle clothing, and his hands are buried deep in his front pockets. “why are you still on the ground?”

shiro’s hand tightens around the broomstick. if lance notices, he does not comment. instead, he exhales shakily, as though nervous, and starts talking about the world cup he saw three years ago. shiro remembers it—he had played it, after all—but what had been a loss for him seems like a triumph to lance.

“i made the team that year,” lance admits. “and—i hated keith, at first, because he was so much better than me, and because he knew you. so i practiced—and practiced—and practiced, hoping that i could make you proud. which is stupid, right? you don’t even know me. i mean, maybe keith mentioned me—we were rivals—but… you didn’t know me, not like i knew you, but i had to try.”

shiro doesn’t fly that night. he doesn’t fly any night that he cannot sleep, haunted by the fall no one could stop, even as fall deepens into winter and winter thaws to spring. but lance is beside him every time, their feet planted on the ground, a bubble of artificial warmth cast around them. most of their conversations are small and silly; some are deep and soul-searching; and shiro finds, as the flowers begin to bloom and the semester draws to an end, that he’s fallen in love.

“it’s about fucking time,” matt grouses when shiro confides his feelings. “seriously, i was this close to gluing you two together with a sticking charm until you figured it out—”

“i think what matt is trying to say,” allura interrupts, “is that you deserve to be happy, shiro. and if you’re happy with lance, then we support you fully.”

still, shiro is lance’s teacher for another month, and he has to remember himself. so instead of pulling lance into the heat of his embrace and kissing him until they’re both breathless, shiro decides to do the next best thing:

he waits at the edge of the quidditch pitch with two brooms in his hand instead of one, and when lance finds him—as he has always found him—shiro says, “fly with me.”

and lance does.

okay but everyone’s talking about the harry potter daemon au and i really want to add something that i was re-reading about kids’ daemons not settling until they reach a certain age and then its permanent. and in the hp au, what if harry’s never settled? as a side-effect of being hit with the killing curse as a baby, his daemon never settles. constantly changes. fully grown, yes, but always changing, even after the war 

something for u, @sadfishkid

Anyway, CAN’T believe my Harry Potter house headcanons are completely and utterly correct and right… Can’t believe I’m so blessed! But I can believe that:

  • Gryffindor: Hunk and Allura
    • Also Zarkon, Rolo
  • Slytherin: Lance
    • Also Nyma
  • Ravenclaw: Pidge and Coran
    • Also all the Holts tbh
  • Hufflepuff: Keith and Shiro
    • Also Shay, Alfor

ok I don’t do non-magic au’s enough but here’s one.

  • Harry and Draco take the tube to work at different times every day.
  • One morning, while waiting for the tube Harry spots a board advertisement with a large Hashtag on it and for the laugh he decides to put a circle in it like the game ‘noughts and crosses’ (tic-tac-toe for americans yikes)
  • Later, Draco spots the same board and puts a cross in it. 
  • Like this, Harry and Draco add another nought or cross to the board every day without physically seeing eachother.
  • Until one particular morning Harry sees the game was a tie and there was a note next to it
    Meet 3pm. We’ll settle this differently
    - Cross
  • Draco sees Harry walking towards the Board.
  • Obviously Draco wanted to meet him to beat him at something but heck nobody told him Nought was hot. 


Harry Potter/Brooklyn Nine Nine AU where Kingsley is head of NYPD(or like, Scotland Yard) & Hermione idolises him in an Amy-like fashion feat Pansy/Rosa, Ron/Jake, and Harry/Terry (& maybe Neville/Boyle except instead of food he loves plants)
Hitchcock and Scully are Crabbe and Goyle

Draco is Gina

#team blupin pt i

james potter to “crack open a cold one with DEEZ NUTS”: why is lily looking at me???????

peter pettigrew: she’s talking to moony

james potter: i’ll give you five pounds if you compliment my swarthy good looks to her moons

remus lupin: you know I can’t lie to a lady james

sirius black: oh sure a lady

sirius black: did you see what she did mulciber when he went off on her for getting in on scholarship

peter pettigrew: my eyes will never be clean again

peter pettigrew: ahaha good one moons

james potter: excuse you my flower the light of my life is nothing but a lady of the most perfect standing

james potter: wait what pete

peter pettigrew: I can hear their conversation and she called you a tit and he goes “honestly he’s worse. more of a belly button if you ask me”

james potter: WHAT

james potter: TRAITOR


remus lupin changed their name to “traitor of the highest order”

sirius black changed james potter to “more of a belly button”

sirius black: lol

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nkflowercrown  asked:

imagine how excited pidge would be to see what her patronus was and she finds out that it's a fucking turtle

Pidge: This is going to be so goddamn good, I bet mine is a dinosaur or a lizard or something-

Pidge: …………………..

Matt: (leans over) Your patronus represents your tendency to procrastinate.

bond fic idea

Drarry Bond fic but more like Harry and Draco sneeze whenever the other mentions the other’s name and just for a whole year everyone thinks they’re both respectively dying of the plague and they both realize it’s only the two of them dealing with this ‘sickness’ and they just get really mad at each other because of course somehow the other person is totally at fault for this damn sickness and then they complain even more to their friends about each other and just more sneezing and I just like the image of Harry and Draco with red stuffy noses, glaring at each other across the great hall, turning away to their friends to mutter an insult and simultaneously sneezing again.

📬 masterlist 📬

📩 all texts 📩
[from oldest to newest]

🍜 all seokjin texts
seokjin + y/n + food [first texts!]
daily texts with seokjin pt. 1
daily texts with seokjin pt. 2
- when seokjin is on tour
- daily texts with seokjin pt. 3 [ft. yoongi]
- happy white day! [ft. hyung line]
- gryffindor! seokjin (harry potter au)
- daily texts with seokjin pt. 4
- seokjin as a dad
- college! seokjin [ot7]
- seokjin + y/n + food pt. 2
- drunk! seokjin
- daily texts with seokjin pt. 5
- pranking seokjin

👻 all yoongi texts
daily texts with the rap line [ft. hoseok & namjoon]
when yoongi is on tour
- happy birthday, yoongi!
- daily texts with yoongi [ft. seokjin]
- secretly soft! yoongi [ft. jungkook]
- happy white day! [ft. hyung line]
- drunk! yoongi
- slytherin! yoongi (hp au)
- daily texts with yoongi pt. 2
- jealous! yoongi
college! yoongi [ot7]
- yoongi on your birthday
- f2l: yoongi confesses
- yoongi accidentally makes you feel insecure
- yoongi as a dad
- daily texts with yoongi pt. 3

🌤 all hoseok texts
daily texts with the rap line [ft. yoongi & namjoon]
daily texts with hoseok
- you’re insecure about your relationship with hoseok
- happy white day! [ft. hyung line]
- when hoseok is on tour
- f2l: hoseok accidentally confessing
- hoseok + y/n’s aegyo
- hufflepuff! hoseok (hp au)
- daily texts with hoseok pt. 2
- college! hoseok [ot7]
- hoseok as a dad

🌹 all namjoon texts
daily texts with the rap line [ft. yoongi & hoseok]
- daily texts with namjoon
- when namjoon is on tour
- happy white day! [ft. hyung line]
- ravenclaw! namjoon (hp au)
- f2l: namjoon’s drunk confession
- college! namjoon [ot7]
- daily texts with namjoon pt. 2
- namjoon as a dad
- texting namjoon about comeback teasers

💐 all jimin texts
daily texts with jimin
- when jimin is on tour
- happy white day! [ft. maknae line]
- jealous! jimin
- slytherin! jimin (hp au)
- moving in with jimin
- jimin gets a dog
- college! jimin [ot7]
- jimin as a dad
- daily texts with jimin pt. 2
- late nights with jimin
- daily texts with jimin pt. 3

🐶 all taehyung texts
daily texts with taehyung
when taehyung is on tour
daily texts with taehyung pt. 2
taehyung worries about you
- happy white day! [ft. maknae line]
- moving in with taehyung
- vacationing with taehyung
- taehyung cheering y/n up
- taehyung and his idol gf
- college! taehyung [ot7] 
- hufflepuff! taehyung
- going on vacation without taehyung
- daily texts with taehyung pt. 3
- taehyung as a dad
- college! taehyung pt. 2
- daily texts with taehyung pt. 4
- taehyung and halloween

🏆 all jungkook texts
a love/hate relationship with jungkook
- the boys tease jungkook about his crush on you
- when jungkook is on tour
- secretly soft! jungkook [ft. yoongi]
- happy white day! [ft. maknae line]
- daily texts with jungkook
- ravenclaw! jungkook (hp au)
- moving in with jungkook
- college! jungkook [ot7]
- college! jungkook pt. 2
- daily texts with jungkook pt. 2
- f2l: jungkook confesses
- daily texts with jungkook pt. 3
- drunk! jungkook
- jungkook as a dad
- daily texts with jungkook pt. 4
- jungkook accidentally makes you feel insecure

all i want out of life is a Dramione soulmate!AU where you find out who your soulmate is after you first touch them so after Hermione punches Draco in third year they’re both like “well shit”

These Strange Companions (1291 words) by manorsmalfoy
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Potter - Fandom Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, animals. lots and lots of animals, mentions of the malfoys
Additional Tags: Fluff, SO MUCH FLUFF, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Pets, Draco and animals, draco and cats, Alternate Universe - Pet Store, Animals, animal rescue! yay!, parseltongue!harry, pet store! drarry, Drarry, this will probably be around 5 parts, and harry will show up around part 2, Post War, Canon Divergent, men who never knew how to age gracefully, Snark, all the snark

Draco Malfoy did not care for animals, and animals, frankly, did not care for him. Yet, he cannot seem to stop himself from picking up strays; many who are a lot more infuriatingly adorable than they have any right to be.

bc I’m nothing if im not writing random fluffy crap at 1 am

VICTON's Hogwarts Houses
  • Gryffindor: Seungwoo, Chan
  • Slytherin: Hanse, Sejun
  • Ravenclaw: Byungchan
  • Hufflepuff: Seungsik, Subin
Let's talk about Draco getting a stag as his patronus

I’m not even kidding i love this headcanon so much

Imagine the possibilities of his reactions

Harry walking by and seeing and snickering and muttering ‘Knew it’ and Draco tosses his wand down and tackles him in a 'WHAT THE FU-’

Draco going paler than pale, letting out a long loud whine and whimpering while the stag just prances around him

Draco facepalming and letting out a dry sob

Lucius shouting what the hell a fucking deer is doing waltzing into the dining room and why is a patronus being currently used in the house

Draco going 'fucking knew it’ then 'fucking potter’ then 'Oh. Fucking potter’

Severus snape sees it while in his portrait and can’t decide between congratulating his godson and letting out a war cry of rage so he settles on just choking and going back to his hogwarts frame

Draco calling potter up, telling him to get the fuck over now and casting one to show him and harry casts one too and just goes 'oh sweet now they can be friends’ and draco just loses it

Draco and a stag patronus people seriously