hp quotes

  • Sirius : You didn't deserve to win anyway, weak defense
  • James : Listen Sirius, I'm a chaser and you, you don't know anything about Quidditch so just sto-
  • Sirius *cuts him off*: OH REALLY ? ASK REMUS FUCKING LUPIN IF I'M NOT A FUCKING KEEPER YOU'D BE SURPRISED MISTAH POTTAH
The Wonderful World of Wizarding Idioms

“Don’t count your owls before they are delivered,” said Dumbledore gravely.


“Hold yer Hippogriffs, I haven’ finished me story yet!” said Hagrid indignantly.


“Instead you get to arrest me,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It’s like losing a Knut and finding a Galleon, isn’t it?”


“Merlin’s beard!”


“The fire’s lit, but the cauldron’s empty,” as Ivor Dillonsby put it to me…


“Wasn’ room ter swing a Kneazle,” said Hagrid.


“How dare you!” said Ron, in mock outrage. “We’ve been working like house-elves here!”


“I’m only yanking your wand, I’m Fred really–”


“Time is Galleons, little brother,” said Fred.


“Well, it’s no good crying over spilt potion, I suppose…”


"Some son of a Bludger’s gone and nicked all mine!”


“[Invisibility cloaks] aren’t exactly ten a Knut, you know,”


“[Mundungus] left to see someone about a batch of cauldrons that fell off the back of a broom!”


“…but the cat’s among the pixies now.”


“But old Dodgy Doge can get off his high hippogriff.”


“Gallopin’ Gorgons, that reminds me,”


“Galloping gargoyles!”


“Gulping gargoyles!”


“How in the name of Merlin’s pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?”


“I wouldn’t come near you with a ten-foot broomstick,” said Harry furiously.


“Oh hurry up,” Ron moaned, beside Harry, “I could eat a hippogriff.”


“Oh, Aberforth is just the tip of the dung heap,” laughs Skeeter.


"What in the name of Merlin are you doing?”


“No! So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left –”


“Poisonous toadstools don’t change their spots,” said Ron sagely.


“Caterwauling Charm’s set off, they’ll be onto you like bowtruckles on doxy eggs.”


“There’s going to be hell to pay anyway, we might as well be hanged for a dragon as an egg.”


“And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y-fronts was that about?”

so I was just rereading OOTP and I came upon this little gem from the night before OWLs begin…

umm Ron?! you are too cute for words. look at him looking out for her and being Molly Weasley’s son 100% by making sure she’s eating enough… and he’s 16 here! what other 16 year old boy would do this? nobody that’s who

this kid loves his friends so much I can’t handle it

Well I don’t know how to break this to you,” said Ron, “but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."All three of them started to laugh, and once started, it was difficult to stop. Harry’s ribs ached, he felt lightheaded with hunger, but he lay back on the grass beneath the reddening sky and laughed until his throat was raw.
—  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 27

PS:

“That’s chess!” snapped Ron. “You’ve got to make some sacrifices! I make my move and she’ll take me — that leaves you free to checkmate the king, Harry!”

DH:

Wait,“ said Bellatrix sharply. "All except… . except for the Mudblood.” Greyback gave a grunt of pleasure. 

“No!“ shouted Ron. "You can have me, keep me!” Bellatrix hit him across the face: the blow echoed around the room.