hp qoutes

  • Scorpius, talking to Albus : "That's a cute butt-"
  • Albus : *turns around, with some what hope in his eyes*
  • Scorpius, quickly changes : "-terfly, butterfly, cocoon, your sister drew a perfect visual metaphor for puberty"
  • Albus : *sighs, defeated, cause he was hoping for yes homo*
  • Scorpius, causally : "You also have a really nice tush"
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Hermione @ ron and harry after one night time wandering: I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled.

Hermione: *proceeds to break every school rule there has ever been and several wizarding laws, including setting a teacher on fire, dragon smuggling and forming illegal army, literally fulfilling the ministry’s worst fear*