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  • *Slytherin and Hufflepuff texting because they are are 1500 miles apart*
  • Slytherin: I'm hungry but there's no food. What do I do?
  • Hufflepuff: There's only one thing to do really.
  • Slytherin: If you tell me to go to sleep I swear to God I'll buy a plane ticket over there just to slap you.
  • Hufflepuff: Go to sleep.
  • Hufflepuff: I miss you

anonymous asked:

If you're looking for wolfstar prompts could you maybe write a wolfstar raises Harry au? (btw I love your drabbles/fics they're so good)

Harry shrieked happily as he waddled away speedily from his godfather. He chased after the toddler with his hands stretched out. “Gotcha! You’re a fast little fellow, aren’t you Prongslet?” Little Harry struggled against his grip when Sirius’s fiancee, Remus, called out that dinner was ready. He looked up at Sirius who looked back down at him. “Race you.” Sirius said. Harry sped off ahead of him, Sirius feigning slowness. “Oh, so close! You’re going to make a great Quidditch player some day.” He told his godson as he lifted him up onto his shoulder.

“What’s Quidditch?” Little Harry asked.

“Why don’t you explain it to him while you help me set the table?” Remus asked, handing his fiancee some plates.

“Of course, darling.” He put the plates out and set Harry down on a chair. His head just made it above the table. Remus smiled softly at the boy, then to Sirius. They sat down and ate together, Harry telling his Uncles about his day.


They day came when Remus and Sirius got married. The wedding was quite small, but perfect all the same. It was even more perfect when Harry came bouncing down the aisle, holding the rings on a red velvet pillow. He was smiling so brightly and giggled when Remus ruffled his hair.


Before they knew it, they were in Diagon Alley shopping for Harry’s school supplies. They walked into Madam Malkin’s where Sirius immediately spotted white blonde hair. “Oh no, not a Malfoy. We should come back later.” He began to pulled Remus away when Harry bounced up to the stool right next to the boy. Sirius started after him, but Remus held him back.

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  • Percy: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million galleons?
  • Fred to George: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we can buy anything we want.
  • George: You can stab me too, we’ll have 20 million.
  • Fred: [high fives George] Good thinking, screw the system.

ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT?? WHEN IT’S CHRISTMAS BREAK AND I HAVE TIME TO KILL I’M WRITING A FIVE PARAGRAPH ESSAY ON WHY TAYLOR SWIFT IS A SLYTHERIN WITH CREDIBLE SOURCES AND I’M GOING TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT…. Y’ALL HAVE NEVER SEEN ME WRITE AN ARGUMENTATIVE ESSAY… I’M VERY FUCKING PERSUASIVE

anonymous asked:

how to talk to crush?????!!!!!!

ah. heck if I know, friend.
maybe send them several multi-paragraph texts in a day. have mini flailing breaks after everything they say, both over the phone and in person. talk at length about things that are interesting, relevant, or introspective, such as autumnal candles or those penny press machines at zoos and theme parks. grin manically whenever you see them or have conversations with them. tell them how much you like their face and stuff and things. like. damn. what a top notch face. also, make sure to spill things like drinks/food and trip constantly when with them as well cuz I’m pretty sure most people find that super attractive.

thanks for tuning in these have been my Pro Tips™. now go out there and woo your crush, my friend :v)

Hogwarts Houses as Types of Memory

for @liaryn

Gryffindor: Short-term memory- they’re concerned with right now, and can ignore past actions and potential future consequences.

Slytherin: Long-term memory- able to recall details of past conversations, how to get around places they’ve been before, and exactly who was kind and unkind 

Ravenclaw: Associative memory- certain period of time are linked to material objects for them- painting brings about memories of art class in school, and the smell of lilies brings memories of weddings and funerals

Hufflepuff: Muscle memory- once they have repeated a task many times, they can do it efficiently and without conscious thought, and they do not forget, even after years of not doing it