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My Gremlin Siblings + @bergards ‘s Berglemon~

  • Jimin: i hate hearing 'you have gained a lot of weight' the most
  • Jimin: *gains weight and starts eating only a meal a day*
  • some fans: omg jimin pls dont starve yourself #pleasebehealthyjimin
  • Jimin: *reveals abs*
  • me: what the-

anonymous asked:

hey, i just started having kin memories. and my bro was not bad, he got a little to rough when we strifed, but other then that he was a good brother. please dont think that ALL bros are bad. ive met some bro kins that apologize for being them, and thats not good. please dont be mean to any bros or older dirks , they are not all the same. sorry , it just bothers me a little seeing people just generalize bros -Dave S.

anonymous asked:

It's not a joke. It's not a fucking joke that you're laughing at and excluding aces/aros- people about whom you clearly don't give two shits about. 'Objectoromantic'- what the bleeding fuck is WRONG with you? Have you no love, no respect for people who are different from you? How can you be like this? I hope someday you realise what exactly you've done. How many people you've made cry. 'new copypasta' Listen, you have no idea how much we all love you and the TONS we care. But go on

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pettroll  asked:


talk about them! this new returning ghost in the machine pettroll?

he is kinda a ghost at this point but one id wwelcome back no matter howw long ago he disappeared an it certainly isnt the first time he wwandered off either an none the less im happy ta havve my gorgeous kitten back <3 i could talk about kit all day but ill try ta keep it at a reasonable length

kits so fierce an fighty an sometimes it can be a bit much but honestly its so good i lovve howw terrifyin he can be havve you seen him take dowwn a buck like six times his wweight because holy fuck i livved that day kitty could brutally kill me an id thank him but like other side a the coin an all kit is so soft an small an he looks so delicate until you look closer an hes so pretty he ages so wwell too im stunned howw did i get such a perfect mate this is howw i die evveryone i die because kits gorgeous an strong an firey an soft and its gonna be the end of me he also gavve me the most perfect daughter so i mean wwhat more could i ask for

askseahorsecaptain replied to your postcro really wants to bang that other dual huh? what…

Your son keeps wwiggling his eyebrowws at me like he knowws howw to flirt. He also told me you drink often and i need a drinking mate.

Dual: yeah, it’s no wwonder he managed to get in a relationship wwith none other than himself. no one else can handle howw cheesy he is. And a drinking mate. I havven’t had one of those since my 20s….huh, alright. Should be better than drinking alone in my office. 

anonymous asked:

Hey tumblr snowflake, people react differently to seeing female breasts than males ones. Its called fucking biology. It's sexually stimulating. Breasts re still a fucking sex symbol were toplessness is legal. Check your retard privelage.

wwwOWWWW biologyyyyyy guYSSS itsss the biologgyyyyyyy wow now everything makes sense you are so righTTTT HOWW can womEN EVERY BE FREEE to bE COMFORTABLE THAnkkkksss I did nottt THINK ABOUT THATTtttTT ATTTT ALLLL.

I HAVE NOW cheeecked My “reTARD” priVILEGE THANKS SO muchHHH!!!

“Oops, wrong apartment..” A Gajevy AU

A.N.: So this was a prompt I found on a prompt list that I really wanted to write! The prompt is: “WTF you’re not my roommate, how did you get in here? Oh shit you’re really drunk and NOW YOU’RE CRYING okay okay it’s okay shhhh, you can stay here i guess??” This is set like in today’s time, and they are all of drinking age of course! I hope you like! I kind of wrote it when I was going to sleep, so I’m sorry if my writing isn’t any good!

Gajeel sure was enjoying having the apartment to himself (well almost himself except for his cat Lily). His roommate had said something about taking a girl out and was trying to get him to come along for a double date, but there was no way in hell he was going to be hitched to some girl. He was enjoying the single life too much.

He took off his shirt, with just his boxers on, and set to doing his usual workout routine, turning his music on full blast. Luckily he didn’t have his annoying hothead of a roommate, Natsu, interrupting him. After doing his regular for an hour long exercise routine, he cooked himself a plate of food and settled down on the couch with Lily next to him, checking the channels to see what’s on, Cops caught his eye. He always loved when they caught the bad guys! He settled comfortably into the couch, sipping his beer, watching the show, stroking Lily, when about 30 min later he was out.

Levy had no idea how she got there standing in front of the door to her apartment, all she knew was she just wanted to curl up and bed and drown out this headache. From what she vaguely remembered, she went out with Lucy and her boyfriend, expecting it to be a double date, to find out Natsu couldn’t get his roommate to come along. She was pissed after that, she dressed extra nice to impress just to be stood up. She started downing alcoholic beverage after beverage. Even Lucy tried to get her to stop, but Levy just kept at it. When it was time to go, Levy vaguely remembered falling as they walked to the car, scraping her knees and hands, but not feeling it. Her hair was a mess, and she looked like garbage, she knew it. She curled in the backseat regretting her life choices at that moment while Natsu drove them back.

She didn’t remember the car ride at all, she just remembered Natsu saying gibberish and some number. She knew her apartment was on the second floor, she managed to stumble up the stairs and was at the door. She was trying to unlock it but the key wouldn’t work. Fuck! This was not her night. She twisted the handle and the door creaked open. Lucy left it unlocked, thank god!

As she stepped in, she tried to reach for the light with no luck. Dang, she realized then she really must be wasted. She stumbled along the hallway, when all of a sudden she felt something soft under feet and a load “MEEOWWWW!” of pain. “Fuck!!!” They didn’t have a cat, where did it come from? She heard a load deep male voice “WHO’S THERE?!” coming from the other room. Her eyes went wide. This wasn’t her and Lucy’s apartment? Shit!! She needed to sober up and fast!

Gajeel was having a wonderful dream of being a cop and catching all the criminals when he heard his cat screech from the hallway and female voice yell out a curse.

“WHO’S THERE?!” he blared out. He was met with silence. He got up quickly, forgetting that he had no shirt on, and was going to apprehend whoever was trying to come in and steal his stuff. When he was there, he was not expecting what he saw. A woman with a bright blue mop of hair half his size, scratch that, less than half his size. She looked worse for wear, but he didn’t miss how the dress she had on made him do a double take. Her eyes went wide at the sight of him, and he realized then, that he didn’t have a shirt on. Well, it wasn’t like he was supposed to have visitors. His eyes narrowed though, it could all be rouse, trust no one.

“Who are you, and what are you doing in MY apartment?” He said walking closer to her. She backed up, fear evident in her eyes. “I- I- I’m sorry, wrong apartment,” she managed to slur out as she kept backing up towards the door. He could hear her slurring and could smell the alcohol from a mile away.

As she backed up, she managed to trip on his cat (again) and was falling before he moved quickly to catch her. He grabbed her waist and caught her from falling down. It took her a second for her to realize their close proximity and before he knew it she was pushing him away, clawing like a she cat, “No! Get away!!”

He let her go, and watched as she fell on her butt, her back against the wall. “Damn it woman! I was trying to prevent you from falling and getting hurt and this is the thanks I get?” he yelled at her, the scratches on his chest and arms hurting like hell. He glanced down at the scratches he gave him, damn it all to hell. As he glanced back up, he saw her in the corner in a little ball, knees to her face, crying.. fuck.. He didn’t deal with women crying. He didn’t deal with women in general.. He breathed in and out.

He squatted on his knees inches away from her. He stared at her and realized how small she looked in her ball crying. He hadn’t noticed he had had patted her head until he heard her squeak and stiffen, and could feel her soft light baby blue locks against his fingers. He pulled his hand back quickly while she ventured to look up at him, tears still rolling down her face.

“Look, I’m sorry I scared ya,” he said, his hand running this hair. “I just thought you were a burglar or something. Look, it’s really late and you really shouldn’t be out there in your condition. Um.. You can stay in my room for the night.”

Her face flushed bright red, glancing down at his torso. He realized what that could be implying, especially in his state of dress. “I mean not in with me! I can sleep on the couch!”

“Howw can I trusst you won’t try anyything?” she managed to slur out.

Even in her drunk state, he gave her props for still thinking logically. “Believe me or not, I don’t take women by force. Not only that, Lily would kill me if I tried.”


On que his cat came meowing running his head against her leg.

He pointed to his black cat while she petted him, “Lily.”

Her eyes narrowed at him again, “How can ‘Lily’ kill you?”

“Trust me, he keeps in me in place. I’ve had too many scratches from that damned cat whenever I’ve fucked up..” he said narrowing his eyes at his cat.

She giggled in response, and it sounded so nice and she looked so pretty with that smile on her face. He couldn’t stop the smile from his face in response.

He glanced to her side finding her purse and keys. Wait a minute, those keys looked familiar, especially with that fire breathing dragon keychain. He leaned close to her to grab the keys from where they fell on the floor. “Hey, wh-what are you doing?”

“Calm down,” he said as he pulled back. He examined them.. that fire brain of a roommate’s keys. “Well, that explains it.”

“Explainss what?”

He glanced at her, and her eyes were getting droopy, like she could pass out on the floor if she wanted to. Shit..

“Wait here shorty!” he said as he got up, walking to his room.

“My name’ss nott shortyy! It’s Levvyyy!” she managed to drawl out at his retreating form.

“Gihihi,” he said in response.

As he got to his room, he tried to tidy up a little bit and grabbed a shirt to put over his head. He was gone no more than a couple of minutes, but by the time he came back out, the blue haired pixy was passed out on his floor. Dammit!

He shook her to wake up, “Hey! Wake up, shortstack!” She just mumbled in response, her head falling forward. He grumbled.

He picked her up, her shoulders in one hand and her legs in the other. She was so light, and for some reason it felt so right to hold her like that. He set her down in his bed, and pulled the covers up to her chin. He glanced at her face, reached out and moved some hair from her face. His hands have a life of their own tonight. He needed to get out of here and fast. His cat went and snuggled up to her side.

“Damn Lily, thanks for rubbing it in my face,” he said glaring at his cat.

His cat meowed innocently at him.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m going..”

As he lay on his couch, trying to get some shut eye, he couldn’t stop thinking about that blue haired woman sleeping in his bed. “Dammit!” He yelled out! He racked his arm over his eyes. He is going to kill Natsu when he gets back. He looked forward to seeing her dazed face in the morning. “Gihihihi.” He chuckled as his thoughts were filled with a sleeping shrimp with blue hair.