I don't do these things, but I like this chick's blog so yeah.

Rule 2: Answer the questions you were tagged on & make some new ones.
Rule 3: Tag some new people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let them know I was tagged by wiredpsyche

1. How many times a day do you wish people would shut up?

At least 11.

2. Left or Right handed? Right.

3. Would you rather have a long, whip-like tail or a glorious, lush mane? I’d rather have a glorious, lush tail, like a Lassie dog. But since that’s not an option, I guess I’d go with whip-like tail.

4. If you doodle, what do you usually draw? Weird things. Like animals dressed as people. Or self-portratis.

5. If having sex with the most heinous, awful, horrific person would result in world peace, but you had to rebang them every month to make it stick and had to listen to them spout their disgusting hatred would you do it? Yes.

6. What’s your sleep number? (Mine’s Tom Hiddleston, answer this however you like) 69.

7. Do you know how to change a tire? I’m helpless.

8. Do you have a security blankie? Or stuffed animal? Or something. Yep. Stuffed elephant named Eddy that I’ve had since I was born. Eddy da Edephant.

9. Do you have a show or album or something you put on and just play in the background to relax? It’s called Netflix.

10. What is your favorite book? Anything Tolkien.

11. Will you be my friend? (That’s a joke. If you’re following me I already consider you my friend. Deal with it.) Done & done.