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i answered the phone at the same time as my mum so we were both on the same line on different phones so i decided to play barbie girl into the reciever and my mum and the person on the phone spent 5 minutes shouting at each other telling them to turn the music down 

my sister and brother live in florida and they went kayaking or w/e n my brother fell in the water right when an alligator popped up im fuCKIGN HOWLIGN