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HEY

DO YOU LIKE WEAPONS?

HOW ABOUT WEAPONS SO OP YOUR EYES MELT FROM WHAT-THE-FUCKERY???

WELL THEN BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU.

RWBY IS ABOUT FIGHTING AWESOME SHIT WITH AWESOME SHIT.

FIRST CASE IN POINT: RUBY AND CRESCENT ROSE.

NOT ONLY IS THIS SCYTHE LIKE SEVEN FEET LONG AND DEADLY AS FUCK ON ITS OWN, IT’S ALSO A HIGH-IMPACT SNIPER RIFLE:

CAN YOU SAY OVERKILL?

ONTO CULPRIT NUMBER TWO: BLAKE AND THE GAMBOL SHROUD

FIRST OFF, THEY’RE A SWORD AND SHEATH, BUT THEN…

IT’S ALSO A WHIP. THAT IS ALSO A GUN. ALLOWING HER TO DO SHIT LIKE THIS:

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. THREE WEAPONS IN ONE. HOW DO YOU NOT SHOOT YOURSELF BY ACCIDENT.

NEXT UP: SUN AND NYOI BO

SO IT’S A STAFF. ALRIGHT, COOL. BUT DID YOU KNOW IT EXPLODES?

AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE, KIDS. THIS MOTHERFUCKER DETACHES AND TURNS INTO WHAT YOU THINK ARE NUNCHUCKS…

AND TECHNICALLY, YES, THEY ARE USED MUCH LIKE NUNCHUCKS, BUT THESE NUNCHUCKS ARE LITERALLY MADE OUT OF GODDAMNED SHOTGUNS. SUN YOU’VE GOT FOUR SHOTGUNS ON A CHAIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SIR.

AND NEXT WE HAVE OUR CHARACTER BASED OFF OF THOR, WHO FITTINGLY HAS THE HARDEST HITTER OF THEM ALL: NORA AND MANGHILD

NOT ONLY IS THIS THING A FUCKING GIANT WARHAMMER,

IT TURNS INTO A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER THAT ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A CANNON

IT ALSO SHOOTS WHILE IN HAMMER FORM, GIVING HER THE ABILITY TO DO THIS SHIT:

BLAST HERSELF AT THE GROUND AT DIZZYING FORCE AND SMASH INTO THINGS LIKE A PINK PINWHEEL OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

AND THOSE ARE JUST THE MOST OVER THE TOP WEAPONS I CAN THINK OF

THERE IS INFINITE MORE AWESOMENESS IN THE SHOW, LIKE A PURSE THAT IS ALSO A GATLING GUN:

I HAVENT EVEN SCRATCHED THE SURFACE WITH THIS POST BUT GO WATCH RWBY ITS FUCKIN GREAT

We dream of hope, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need to solve life’s mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know in our hearts… that we are not alone.
—  Mohinder Suresh in How To Stop An Exploding Man (Heroes 1x23)
i watched that interview with ABC

you know the one

and actually seeing that (I wasn't THAT deep in the fandom back then only cared about the music,not the ships)

I felt like my heart was going to explode…

I mean

Can

 (the ring)

 ..Liam is silent…There is a pregnant pause..

 (the ring)

this

stop…

look at how zayn starts to comfort/rub liam when the engagement is brought up

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bottom line, that’s not how you behave when a best friend is getting married…Especially if he’s trying to pick a best man out of 5 other equal contenders… even if “you’re jealous because you wanted to get married first” which is just a stupid  explanation Zerrie shippers use, YOU DO NOT BEHAVE THIS WAY… THE GROOM SURE AS HELL wouldn’t notice because he should be in what is called a “pre-marital bliss” and if he did notice your behavior, he wouldn’t think to look at you when said engagement was brought up,or comfort you…

but zayn isnt in pre-marital bliss anyway…

 not yes I’m getting married.. “we’re enaged ,yeah" 

engagements are cancelled all the time, take Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and John Mayer, Britney Spears and John Trawick…

If you were engaged to your fiance who is supposed to be the love of your life,who you will settle down ,and have kids with,wouldn’t you remain optimistic about that… I may be over analyzing but im just saying…

IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE


I’m sorry,but no that is not how a happy soon to be married in pre-marital bliss man acts…

but I digress, everyone chill, after all,

but regardless, this just

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Just finished the Season 1 finale of Heroes.

I am in this state for 10 minutes now. I cried, I laughed, I ached, and where the hell is Sylar and Nathan?

I need a drink. Now.

Seriously, watch Heroes. Sit down, download it, buy it, I don’t care, but watch it. This season was fucking glorious.

On to Season 2 after this season finale of

Where does it come from—this quest, this need to solve life’s mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered? Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream? Perhaps we’d be better off not looking at all. Not delving, not yearning. But that’s not human nature. Not the human heart. That is not why we are here. Yet still we struggle to make a difference, to change the world, to dream of hope; never knowing for certain whom we will meet along the way. Who among the world of strangers will hold our hand, touch our hearts, and share the pain of trying.

We dream of hope, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need to solve life’s mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know in our hearts… that we are not alone.
—  Mohinder Suresh, Heroes, How To Stop An Exploding Man, 1x23
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Peter and Simone in the flashback in How To Stop An Exploding Man

Exo reaction when you try to bake for them and you end up setting the oven on fire

Sehun: Y/N:....and I was trying to bake you a cake and I don’t know what i did wrong but now the whole thing is on fire in the oven and….

Wait we have an oven? is that thing with glass that’s under the stove?

Kai: *sweet jongin that tries to make you feel better* Stop crying baby, it wasn’t your fault. Now come here and stop crying, we’re gonna buy a cake and pretend that you made it.

Tao:*after he managed to put out the fire* Man that was scary. How about we buy the cake from now on, or anything that involves the oven. 

Kyungsoo:*holds himself back from not exploding*  What did you do to my oven? 

Chanyeol:*smells the smoke from the beedroom*  Why is there smoke coming from the kitchen? is everything okay in there? babe why aren’t you answering? 

Chen:*looks at the burn cake* You could have make me really happy.

Baekhyun: Y/N: Baekhyun call the firefighters, we have a little problem.

Not this again.*shouts for you to hear him* Are you okay in there?

Lay:*hears a shriek coming from  the kitchen followed by the fire alarm* Baobei are you okay in there? did you hurt yourself?

Suho: Y/N:Suho come quick, the oven is on fire and I don’t know what to do?

The oven is on fire? what did you do?

Kris: *after the fire hazard passed* Y/N:Oh well it looks like we still have to buy the cake after all.

We will buy one right now cause there is no way in hell that I’m gonna eat that thing on the table.

Luhan: How on earth did you even managed to set the oven on fire………….

Xiumin: I knew you couldn’t cook but this………….