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HEY

DO YOU LIKE WEAPONS?

HOW ABOUT WEAPONS SO OP YOUR EYES MELT FROM WHAT-THE-FUCKERY???

WELL THEN BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU.

RWBY IS ABOUT FIGHTING AWESOME SHIT WITH AWESOME SHIT.

FIRST CASE IN POINT: RUBY AND CRESCENT ROSE.

NOT ONLY IS THIS SCYTHE LIKE SEVEN FEET LONG AND DEADLY AS FUCK ON ITS OWN, IT’S ALSO A HIGH-IMPACT SNIPER RIFLE:

CAN YOU SAY OVERKILL?

ONTO CULPRIT NUMBER TWO: BLAKE AND THE GAMBOL SHROUD

FIRST OFF, THEY’RE A SWORD AND SHEATH, BUT THEN…

IT’S ALSO A WHIP. THAT IS ALSO A GUN. ALLOWING HER TO DO SHIT LIKE THIS:

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. THREE WEAPONS IN ONE. HOW DO YOU NOT SHOOT YOURSELF BY ACCIDENT.

NEXT UP: SUN AND NYOI BO

SO IT’S A STAFF. ALRIGHT, COOL. BUT DID YOU KNOW IT EXPLODES?

AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE, KIDS. THIS MOTHERFUCKER DETACHES AND TURNS INTO WHAT YOU THINK ARE NUNCHUCKS…

AND TECHNICALLY, YES, THEY ARE USED MUCH LIKE NUNCHUCKS, BUT THESE NUNCHUCKS ARE LITERALLY MADE OUT OF GODDAMNED SHOTGUNS. SUN YOU’VE GOT FOUR SHOTGUNS ON A CHAIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SIR.

AND NEXT WE HAVE OUR CHARACTER BASED OFF OF THOR, WHO FITTINGLY HAS THE HARDEST HITTER OF THEM ALL: NORA AND MANGHILD

NOT ONLY IS THIS THING A FUCKING GIANT WARHAMMER,

IT TURNS INTO A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER THAT ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A CANNON

IT ALSO SHOOTS WHILE IN HAMMER FORM, GIVING HER THE ABILITY TO DO THIS SHIT:

BLAST HERSELF AT THE GROUND AT DIZZYING FORCE AND SMASH INTO THINGS LIKE A PINK PINWHEEL OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

AND THOSE ARE JUST THE MOST OVER THE TOP WEAPONS I CAN THINK OF

THERE IS INFINITE MORE AWESOMENESS IN THE SHOW, LIKE A PURSE THAT IS ALSO A GATLING GUN:

I HAVENT EVEN SCRATCHED THE SURFACE WITH THIS POST BUT GO WATCH RWBY ITS FUCKIN GREAT

We dream of hope, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need to solve life’s mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know in our hearts… that we are not alone.
—  Mohinder Suresh in How To Stop An Exploding Man (Heroes 1x23)
i watched that interview with ABC

you know the one

and actually seeing that (I wasn't THAT deep in the fandom back then only cared about the music,not the ships)

I felt like my heart was going to explode…

I mean

Can

 (the ring)

 ..Liam is silent…There is a pregnant pause..

 (the ring)

this

stop…

look at how zayn starts to comfort/rub liam when the engagement is brought up

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bottom line, that’s not how you behave when a best friend is getting married…Especially if he’s trying to pick a best man out of 5 other equal contenders… even if “you’re jealous because you wanted to get married first” which is just a stupid  explanation Zerrie shippers use, YOU DO NOT BEHAVE THIS WAY… THE GROOM SURE AS HELL wouldn’t notice because he should be in what is called a “pre-marital bliss” and if he did notice your behavior, he wouldn’t think to look at you when said engagement was brought up,or comfort you…

but zayn isnt in pre-marital bliss anyway…

 not yes I’m getting married.. “we’re enaged ,yeah" 

engagements are cancelled all the time, take Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and John Mayer, Britney Spears and John Trawick…

If you were engaged to your fiance who is supposed to be the love of your life,who you will settle down ,and have kids with,wouldn’t you remain optimistic about that… I may be over analyzing but im just saying…

IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE


I’m sorry,but no that is not how a happy soon to be married in pre-marital bliss man acts…

but I digress, everyone chill, after all,

but regardless, this just

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Just finished the Season 1 finale of Heroes.

I am in this state for 10 minutes now. I cried, I laughed, I ached, and where the hell is Sylar and Nathan?

I need a drink. Now.

Seriously, watch Heroes. Sit down, download it, buy it, I don’t care, but watch it. This season was fucking glorious.

On to Season 2 after this season finale of

Where does it come from—this quest, this need to solve life’s mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered? Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream? Perhaps we’d be better off not looking at all. Not delving, not yearning. But that’s not human nature. Not the human heart. That is not why we are here. Yet still we struggle to make a difference, to change the world, to dream of hope; never knowing for certain whom we will meet along the way. Who among the world of strangers will hold our hand, touch our hearts, and share the pain of trying.

We dream of hope, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need to solve life’s mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know in our hearts… that we are not alone.
—  Mohinder Suresh, Heroes, How To Stop An Exploding Man, 1x23
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Peter and Simone in the flashback in How To Stop An Exploding Man

Today, I fucked up by forgetting to watch my language at airport security.

When going through airport security today (international flight), I was randomly selected for additional screening, and the TSA officer brought me over to a side table, looked at me and said,

“sir I’m just going to open your bag and take a swab now okay.”

If this has happened to anyone else before, I’m sure you know when a security officer says that to you, you immediately think about whats in your bag. I’m a law abiding citizen, so I had nothing to worry about, but I instantly remembered how full I had stuffed my carry on bag with clothes, shoes, etc.. when I was packing. Without thinking, I uttered the words:

“Ya no problem, It might explode though haha”

The officers hands stopped unzipping it and he slowly looked up at me with a very serious glare. It suddenly dawned on me I had just told this man that my carry on bag was going to explode.

I quickly explained what I had actually meant (that it was very full of clothes, likely to spill everywhere)

He was a nice guy, we ended up having a bit of a chuckle, I will now be more careful with my choice of words in such situations.

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