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“Dan, you look really sweaty,” Phil remarked from across the room, looking at Dan as he tried with shaking hands to finish his tie. “It’s not even hot in here.”

“I’m sweating because I’m nervous, you twit!” Dan said, giving up on his tie for the moment. 

“Are you having cold feet? Do you need to borrow a pair of my socks?” Phil asked, but Dan looked at him with his face set in worry.

“What if Y/N’s changed her mind?”

“She hasn’t changed her mind. She’s been tweeting like crazy in the next room all morning about how excited she is,” Phil replied easily, turning his phone in his hands. “You can’t look, though. She’s done loads of pictures of her in her dress.”

Dan looked up from wiping his palms on his pant legs. “And?”

Phil simply grinned at him before his eyes went wide in realization. 

“No, wait. I’ve actually got an idea,” he said, and turned the camera on his phone on, pointing it at Dan. “You should make a video.”

“A video? Phil, I’m literally minutes away from getting married.”

“Exactly,” Phil said excitedly. “This will just be for you and Y/N. Just talk into the camera. Say how you feel.”

Dan let out a heavy sigh, rolling his eyes at his best man as he came to stand in front of him, camera on and waiting. 

“Ok…um…hi, Y/N,” Dan started. “I feel like a tit doing this. I don’t know what to say.”

“What would you say to Y/N if she were in the room right now?”

“I would say I feel like a tit doing this.”

“Dan.”

“I don’t know. I would say I’m sorry in advance if I trip over my own feet or say anything that makes you cringe so hard you second guess this whole thing. I think the universe messed up when I met you because you’re too good. I would say I still can’t believe you picked me and my messes. My life is so much less shit now that you’re in it, and tbh I wasn’t even sure who I really was before you, and I’m waffling on right now, I can feel it.”

“No, that’s good,” Phil encouraged. “Say something to end it.”

“I love you to bits. See you soon,” Dan said, and let out a nervous breath as Phil turned his camera off.

“Better?”

“Yeah, actually,” Dan replied, surprised. He turned to the mirror to try his tie again, and found that his hands were much steadier now, an easy smile on his face as he thought of you.

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{ -whispers- I DIDN’T KNOW THOSE WERE YOU. No wonder they look so good.

// i was going to mention it in our thread on snow but i thought you knew so ??? but omg thank you!! tbh i’m not entirely happy with how snow’s blog looks but meh i’m too lazy to change it now

anonymous asked:

Are you mad because she could kick your 13 year old ass? Like fuck dude your picture is so sad. Nobody wants to see your junior high ass shirtless get that sad child porn off the internet. Fuckin twit with your smurf boxers smh

Idgaf, if you don’t what I say don’t follow me and look at my shit, this can be solved easily but your so set on lashing out at me for my own opinion.  Like i dont know how old you are but like the mature thing was to unfollow me and just move on, but know you have to comment and try to hurt my feeling… Like bitch get the fuck out of here, your jelly cause my pussy be poppin like pop rocks. Like to be honest i dont care what the fuck you say because your irrelevant… Plus your a lil bitch because if you was really a boss ass bitch you would have not put yourself on anonymous… Your a peewee lil cunt and the smell of your stale, crusty, slimy ass pussy is giving me a headache… Goodbye.

              The twins. John and his brother may be identical twins but there are ways to tell them apart if only by speaking with them. 

Disregarding that Doctor John Constantine has a scar on his face, missing a thumb, and has a seeable velociraptor bite on the arm. It’s the way they present themselves. 

John’s brother is always the better dressed, the sharper looking, and the prefect example of his namesake: Golden. John dresses how John wants. Comfortable. On days off he wears jeans and an old rock band t-shirt. 

Golden’s accent is even a bit more posh than John’s, who speaks in slang. In John’s own words, Golden is the posh twit and John himself is the guy you would have a drink with and then go out to have a good time. 

Another sure fire way to tell the difference is the tyrannosaurus rex does not like Golden and has attacked the fence the few times he has been around her paddock.

I look like a twit.

I mean you can tell I’m an adult can’t you. So mature. Not silly and idiotic looking in the slightest.

it’s monday and therefor munday, and it’s the last monday before my birthday next monday. i wonder how many more times i can say monday in a single sentence.

I normally just include Marco and/or Darco in these but now Jean is weaseling into them.

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Skater skirts are an ever popular trend, loved for their flattering cut and girly bounce. Everywhere you look, you can find an array of skater skirts for every height and personality. On hauterogue.com there’s a ton of fun options to choose from in all different fabrics and prints.

With such a wide variety of skater skirts on the market, there’s a large array of ways to style them as well! Here’s a few of our favorites.

School Girl Chic

The classic school girl look with a trendy twits will have you looking like an Upper East Sider straight off of Gossip Girl. To achieve, wear a skater skirt with a button down blouse tucked tightly in, and wear thigh high or knee high socks with loafers or other little flats. Pair with a cute headband and you’re set! Of course, a red lip is an even better touch!

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Girly As Can Be

 The flow of a skater skirt epitomizes femininity and class, so take advantage of that and look super girly! Start with a floral skater skirt and pair a loose, flowing pastel or white top with it for the bohemian vibe. Or go for a more simple skirt with a floral shirt for a similar effect. With some high heeled court shoes, a cross body structured bag, and some shining jewelry, your look will be cohesive and girly. Need more inspiration? Taylor Swift is the queen of this look!

 

Tough Chick

Who says skater skirts are only for looking put together? You can easily embrace your toughness with the right pairing. Start with either a leather skater skirt or a black skirt, and build from there. With the leather skirt, tuck in loosely a vintage tee and wear some studded shoes. With the black skirt, wear a simple white tank and a leather moto jacket for great vibes. This image shows how you can use white too and make a fierce look!

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