how-to-be-the-man

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Like a scene from a Hollywood action film, a bike mechanic has saved his two children from being hit by a car with his incredible agility. Surveillance footage shows how the man grabbed the children from the path of the fast vehicle and rolling backwards bringing them to safety in a split second. His fearless act and incredible moves have been hailed by thousands of web users who compared him to action stars. (Source) @sixpenceee

Know what i just realized?
If Bitty goes pro that means he totally gets a lego man of himself

And you know what that means?
Jack owns atleast one
So how many lego versions of bitty does jack own?
Do they put their lego mans together to hold hands on a desk or mantle somewhere ?

Does anyone else have little lego versions of Jack or bitty?? Help

I need answers and i need them soon

anonymous asked:

Langst Post?? But like, one day allura just snaps at him to stop flirting and start training and he just goes on and listens but then she says something that makes him absolutely bREAK? I'm a nice person I swear

AHHHHHHH

Sorry this took so long to write, I was thinking of ways to write it so Allura wasn’t being abusive towards Lance. 

I sorta wrote it based off how Allura was acting in the second episode in season 1 (Some Assembly Required) 

It had been a hard day for everyone, for some reason nobody was on top of their games and Allura wasn’t letting anyone forget it. 

Every time someone wanted a break Allura would tell them “One more go! Then a break.” 

Yet no matter how hard they worked or completed a task to the best of their ability, it was never enough for Allura. 

She was always watching them and would scold them if they took a break, no matter how small of a break it was. 

“Man this is just like when we attempted to form Voltron for the first time.” Hunk rolled his shoulders and slumped against the wall in the training deck. 

“The princess is just stressed, after all we don’t know when the Galra will strike again.” Shiro started to pass out water pouches to his team. 

“I understand she’s stressed but how well does she expect us to fight if we’re exhausted from all this training?” Pidge questioned as they gratefully accepted the water from their leader. 

“Who knows.” Keith sat down next to Lance who was chugging water like his life depended on it. 

Everyone sighed and sat down. They were all exhausted and sore, they had been training since early in the morning. They stopped briefly to grab lunch but the heard Allura’s heavy stomps and quickly returned to the training room. 

They were only sitting for a minute or two before Allura walked into the deck. 

“What are you all doing? Do you expect to take down the Galra sitting around? You need to train.” She quickly approached the sitting paladins and crossed her arms. 

Shiro pulled himself up and stood in front of the Princess. “Princess, with all do respect, we’ve been training all day. We need to rest or else we won’t get better. We can’t rush these skills or improvements. Look we understand that you are stressed, we all are, but please understand we can only do so much before we break.” 

Allura was silent for almost a minute and everyone thought that she was going to let them rest for the day but that wasn’t the case. 

“Paladins, this isn’t the time. Everyone on this team needs to change something about themselves and that change needs to happen now! Keith, you need to work on welding your blade. It is very important that you master that as soon as you can.” Allura stared at Keith as she spoke, her voice slicing right through him. She then turned her attention to the yellow paladin, who was still slumped against the wall. 

“Hunk, you need to work on your ‘attachment’ that you have for certain things. I understand that you may want to complete one mission at a time but you can’t focus on one thing and rush the others.” 

Hunk nodded as he thought back to the mission with the Balmera and how he rushed the team when they stopped to help out Rolo and his team because he wanted to get to Shay. 

Allura seemed to take Hunk’s nod as an answer and move her attention towards  Pidge. “Pidge, you need to take care of yourself better. I know you want to find your family but you need to sleep more and eat proper meals. You’ll start to drag the team down if you don’t.” 

Pidge reluctantly nodded and mumbled “Yes princess”, they couldn’t find anything to say against her. It was true after all. 

Allura turned towards Shiro and seemed to search for the words that she needed to say. “Shiro, you know better than all of us what the Galra can do if someone gets captured. I know that you want to make sure that no one has to go through that.” 

Shiro gave Allura a stiff nod and glared at the floor. He knew it was true but he couldn’t bring himself to say anything back. 

“Lance, you have to focus a bit more. I understand that this is all new to you but when you are on a mission to a new planet you need to focus on the mission. You can’t be focusing on flirting with the natives or taking ‘selfies’ as you call them.” 

Lance swallowed and nodded from where he was sitting. He didn’t feel that bad since Allura had just dragged all of the but still he felt off. 

Allura looked at all of her paladins and sighed, they all seemed gloomy and she immediately felt guilt form in her stomach. “I’m sorry paladins, I know that you are all tired, but I don’t want your planet to face the same fate mine faced.” 

Lance frozen as soon as those words left her mouth and felt panic form deep in his chest. He listened to Allura talk to Shiro about a strategy but he soon found her voice muffled. He couldn’t hear her and his thoughts started to become louder than usual. 

I’m never going to see my family again? Or hug my mom again? What if I never see Earth again? What if Earth is already gone? What if we were too late? What if it’s just because I spent time flirting instead of training? 

Lance didn’t even realize when his breath started to pick up or that people were calling his name asking if he was okay. Lance only snapped out of it when Pidge shook his shoulder. 

“Lance! Are you alright?” Lance stared at Pidge wide eyed and immediately started to cry. 

“Whoa Lance? Are you hurt?? What’s wrong?” Hunk was immediately kneeling by Lance pulling his hands away from his eyes. 

“What if Earth is already gone? What if we are too late? What if I never see my family again? Or any of our families?” Lance buried his head into Hunk’s shoulder and Hunk held his friend tight. 

The entire team stared at Lance and let what he said sink in. The didn’t know if Earth was even still there, they had been to focus on other solar systems. 

The entire room was silent except for the small noises that Lance was producing. 

After a few long moments Allura cleared her throat and kneeled down next to Lance, placing her hand on Lance’s back. “Lance, listen to me, Earth is still there. The Galra haven’t even come near to your solar system. Coran and I have  been monitoring them, Earth is still there and we will stop Zarkon before he even thinks about going to Earth. Please don’t cry.” 

Lance slowly pulled himself away from Hunk and looked at the princess. He wiped his eyes “Are you positive that Earth is still there?” 

Allura nodded and smiled at the Blue paladin. 

Lance smiled and looked around at his team. “Sorry about that, I think the stress is getting to me.” He wiped his eyes again.

Everyone in the room looked at their friend and all kneeled down next to him joining him in a group hug. Allura hugged all of the paladins, “Training is done for the day, I think we all need to relax.” 

I hope you like it!!! 

Langst wasn’t that strong in this one but that’s okay! 

I really hope I wrote Allura okay! I focus on the characters “flaws” I guess. 

Thank you!!!!!

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“Plif, dude, I’m telling you, the foot pedals are just for show”

“No they aren’t Plof, wait, how did you even get here?”

“Man, just hop on so we can take that guy’s gun before someone else robs him”


Man, I’m scrapping that scout trooper so hard, he’s got nice parts

That feel when, hours later you realize you unintentionally made a pun about 9/11 by congratulating a director you worked under about her film going well on the festival circuit by telling her “glad it’s taking off”

The film was set in an airport on 9/11 and I just realized how that might come across.

Oh man….

jugimuro  asked:

I just wanna congratulate you on how strong you are being man. Don't ever give up please. I may not know what happened to you and I'm sure you'd like to keep it that way among strangers online but I know from your Instagram and posts on here that you're a genuine and caring beautiful man. There'll always be people there for you, who have your back, who love you unconditionally 😘

What a nice message. Thanks for making my night. <3

anonymous asked:

What would it take to make Junkrat leave (as in, of his own choice) Overwatch?

[Not much, honestly. Junk’s is fickle and sporadic. 

He joined for two reasons: protection and to blow up shit (mostly omnics). Once either of those are compromised, he’d have no real reason to stay.

He doesn’t really trust Overwatch that much. It’s an organization full of stiffs and suits and robots and far too many security cameras. They’re disapproving, condescending, judgmental folk who don’t like how he does things. But! They’re all a bunch of outlaws, technically, which means that they can’t really call any authority on him. They have food, shelter, clean water (do you know how awesome that is for a man who grew up in a dirt pile), and a nice tidy pile of ammunition and explosives he can play with. In theory, since he’s a part of the squad ™, they’d all have his back when he’s in a pickle, which is always a bonus. They’ll still never replace Road, but the more the merrier.

So if Overwatch suddenly stopped getting steady supplies in, stopped sending him off on missions, started to employ a surplus of omnics, and so on, he’d be out if he didn’t really make friends with anyone. 

Tbh if he didn’t really feel like a part of the family, he’d betray Overwatch for one cornchip.

anonymous asked:

The last scene in the cafe was a highlight for me (sad that this is the state of what is good now) when Aaron asked if he had changed his mind about the baby. Rob's face just instantly showed how much he loves his man/would do anything for him and Aaron being soft/worried about Roberts feelings even though he has put them into a less than ideal situation. The boys are soulmates!.. I'm just waiting for the shit to hit the fan with Aaron's new story, i just remind myself it will be good in the end

Robert Sugden was going to stay in the car. Just remember that. Hold on to that. It’s never going to go away. They’re in this for keeps.