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the amount of trash i can talk about people using my fucking name in emails

i send an email from [deadname]. they reply and somehow manage to misspell it in their salutation. it’s right there! how did you fuck that up!

i send an email from [deadname]. i introduce myself as eli: “hi! i’m eli, a student in your class…” and i sign as eli. i show up in their fucking roster as eli. they reply and address me as [deadname]. are you shitting me. 

“dear [my longass last name]” lol how long did you take to type that out

anonymous asked:

Have you tried scheduling posts? That way you won't feel like you have to post everyday (because posts will be shared automatically at future scheduled time)

((Y'see, I’ve though about that before, but the sad thing is that I’ve been so used to using mobile that I’ve forgotten how to do stuff on the site, and even if I did figure it out, my computer is hella slow and dies easily, so it’d take me a really long time to set it up. I just decided that I should post when I can. Plus, I would rather update the blog in real time so that I can change my updates based on current events and how I’m currently feeling when I post it. And besides, marching season will be over soon enough, and then I can get into a much more normal schedule with updating the Not Straight statuses. Until then, sorry if I miss out on an update, and I promise that I’ll get back into the swing of things asap! Now, to get back into character…))

Silly you! The blog’s called “is Phoenix straight *today*,” so I have to do all of my scientific experiments on the day of the report! Otherwise it would just be a hypothesis, and it wouldn’t be accurate. ;)

Promise

Shit international kpop fans say..

“I don’t know what the hell you’re saying but it’s making me feel things”

“WHY IS HE PRETTIER THAN ME”

“Oh my god their fucking thighs are so thick”

“I mean how long do you think it would take for me to swim to Korea”

“KCON IS COMING TO MY AREA”

“Welp there goes my wallet”

“I fucking hate ems”

“You know how much easier my life would be if I spoke Korean”

“NO MOM I DONT HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH KOREAN BOYS! No give me back my Exo shirt”

“lfkckdkckmckvkdkec BANG BANG BANG ocmckdkckdf”

“…why hasn’t their hair fallen out yet jfc”

“MY GROUP IS ON TWITTER WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOOGLE TRANSLATE APP”

“he. Speaks. English??!?!?!?!!”

“What did I do to deserve such pain..”

“So kpopmart or kpoptown which is more trustworthy”

“WHATS SLEEP FOCKDKCKKDCJW FIREEEEEEE OH WEA WOOO”

“Anyunghesayo opppa” (omg I’m kidding)

“ITS 6am BUT GOT7 JUST UPLOADED A MV”

“you’re fucking legs are so thick jfc”

“WHAT HIGHLIGHTER IS THAT MY GOD”

“There’s so many ships it’s blocking the fucking ocean”

“His eye brows are so much better than mine”

“HIS SKIN IS SO FUCKING CLEAR”

“THEY ARE DANCING FUCK SO MANY TRUSTS”

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOM THEY ARENT JUST CHINESE”

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Please add more if you think of any!!!

Imagine your OTP- Things I've said to my SO
  • "Why the fuck are there three different rolls of paper towels??"
  • "Do we need lessons on how ziplock bags work?"
  • "Taking off my clothes takes effort. I'm sleeping on the futon."
  • "At what point if any did it cross your mind that this might be a bad idea?"
  • "TECHNOLOGY HATES ME OH MY GOD I KILLED THE MICROWAVE."
  • "Wake me up if you want something!! Seriously! Sleepy sex is awesome!"
  • "Please kill it. Preferably with fire."
  • "See, this is why we're together. No one else could handle our terrible puns."
  • "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STAB YOURSELF OPENING YOUR ANNIVERSARY GIFT GO TO THE HOSPITAL."
  • "I love you. but I swear to you if you keep leaving lunch containers in the sink without putting soapy water in them I will kill you slowly."
  • "Dude, we're old... your brother just left with a 24-pack of bud ready to party, and we're sitting in front of the TV with Netflix and fancy cheese."
  • "These potatoes in the fridge are starting to flower... can I toss them?"
  • "Sleep is for those that haven't been struck with inspiration."
  • "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
  • "Sweetie, I appreciate the thought, but I meant A 50c PACKAGE of reeses, I didn't need the whole candy aisle."
  • "Goddamn it why are you so sweet."
  • "I just got out from babysitting and I am having my tubes tied immediately."
  • "I AM NOT CUTE GODDAMN IT I AM INTIMIDATING."
  • "Let me rephrase, I'm getting mongolian. if you'd like, you can come along, but if not, that's cool too. but I want mongolian."
  • "You bought WHAT for HOW MUCH?"
  • "I love your mother, but I almost reached across the table and wrapped my hands around her throat."
  • "Why do we even NEED more bass?"
  • "SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER"
  • "You may want to hide the alcohol because I may die from how much and how badly I want to drink right now."
  • "Aaaack that freaks me out when you do that!!"
  • "Everything hurts and I'm dying, but I'm not pregnant this month so that's nice."
  • "STOP TICKLING ME YOU ASSHOLE I WILL NIPPLE PINCH YOU"
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Was looking for a frame of Elsa to use and I found this shot again. I guess that Elsa’s braid simply likes going though her shoulder during iconic scenes…

((Just bored and wanted to share random stuff))

I let you move on. I let you grow up. I let you figure out what you really wanted, and maybe all along it was her. I let you fall in love again. I let you go no matter how much I wanted you to stay. You can’t change how somebody else feels, and you can’t make them want to stay. Holding on to something that is no longer there is worse than letting it go. And in the end whatever it is will do what it wants. I want you back but I don’t. I miss your longing blue-eyed stares, but now he looks at me with more feeling than you ever did.
—  pen-to-paper-bmThe girl who let you take advantage of her.
100 EXO Questions: send me an ask.
  1. Favorite EXO album?
  2. Favorite title song?
  3. Best Era?
  4. Favorite b-side song?
  5. Who’s your bias?
  6. Who’s your bias wrecker?
  7. Favorite choreography?
  8. Favorite MV?
  9. Favorite EXO Showtime episode?
  10. EXO K or EXO M?
  11. OT12 or OT9?
  12. Dance-line or Vocal-line?
  13. Vocal-line or Rap-line?
  14. Favorite Vocalist?
  15. Favorite Dancer?
  16. Favorite Rapper?
  17. EXO First Box or Second Box?
  18. Miracles in December or Sing For You?
  19. Wolf or Growl?
  20. Is EXO your bias group?
  21. MAMA superpowers or WOLF werewolves?
  22. Favorite Friendship?
  23. Favorite Ship?
  24. Favorite China-line member?
  25. Aegyo Xiumin or Abs Xiumin?
  26. Do you own the EXO Lightsick?
  27. Lucky One or Monster?
  28. XOXO or EXODUS?
  29. EXODUS or EX’ACT?
  30. Favorite OT12 moment?
  31. Call Me Baby or Love Me Right?
  32. Favorite EXODUS song?
  33. Favorite Beagle-line member?
  34. Favorite EXO superpower?
  35. As vocalists, Luhan or Chen?
  36. Drop That or Lightsaber?
  37. EXOLU’XION or The Lost Planet?
  38. How long did it take you to learn all their names?
  39. Favorite ballad?
  40. El Dorado or Black Pearl?
  41. Least favorite ship?
  42. Kai or Jongin?
  43. Favorite EXOMENTARY video?
  44. Favorite EXO K member?
  45. Favorite EXO M member?
  46. As vocalists, D.O. or Baekhyun?
  47. As rappers, Sehun or Tao?
  48. Do you actually like Wolf?
  49. Favorite OTP moment?
  50. Have you ever seen EXO live?
  51. Moment that made you cry?
  52. Most handsome member?
  53. Do you still watch EXO Showtime occasionally?
  54. Cutest member?
  55. First bias?
  56. Favorite XOXO song?
  57. Favorite Baekhyun era?
  58. SatanSoo or SquishySoo?
  59. Xiuhan or Hunhan?
  60. Favorite EXO photocard?
  61. Sehun’s eyebrows or Sehun’s legs?
  62. Favorite EXO pet?
  63. Hyung-line or Maknae-line?
  64. Favorite EXODUS song?
  65. Favorite movie with an EXO member in it?
  66. How did you get into EXO?
  67. Mom!Suho or Sexy!Suho?
  68. Promise or Heaven?
  69. Tao’s Z.TAO or Luhan’s Reloaded?
  70. Favorite EX’ACT song?
  71. Xiumin bun or Luhan bun?
  72. Have you ever not liked a member?
  73. Favorite Chen solo song?
  74. Baekyeol or Baekyeon?
  75. Cold city guy Kris or Dorky Kris?
  76. Favorite EXO Cover song?
  77. Did you cry when listening to Promise?
  78. EXO song that you do not like?
  79. Favorite Couple Talk (from EXO first box)?
  80. Favorite Kai era?
  81. As dancers, Kai, Sehun, or Lay?
  82. Baekhyun’s (ft. Suzy) Dream or Baekhyun’s (ft. K. Will) The Day?
  83. Favorite EXO member IG account?
  84. Favorite award performance?
  85. If you could get any of the MID gifts, what would you get?
  86. Kaisoo or TaeKai?
  87. Favorite Chanyeol gif?
  88. MAMA or History?
  89. Favorite lyrics?
  90. Favorite Suho era?
  91. Red haired D.O., yes or no?
  92. Favorite Chanyeol Rap?
  93. Favorite fanfiction?
  94. Lay’s Go, Fighting! Or Luhan’s Running Man?
  95. Pathcodes or Wolf Drama?
  96. Taohun or Taoris?
  97. EXO Showtime or EXO Next Door?
  98. Most significant song for you?
  99. Who are your top 3 members?
  100. Why do you like EXO?

Sehun: *phone rings* Hello?

WinWin: It’s me.

Sehun: It gets better bro, I already know why you’re calling. Just know things will turn around soon and you’ll fully be a contributing member of the group.

WinWin: So how long did it take you to finally get lines?

Sehun:

Sehun: 4 years.

WinWin: I’m hanging up now.

I keep seeing a lot of posts mentioning a certain lack of emotional depth in Steve and Bucky’s interactions in Civil War.

I think we need to remember that this is a movie that just came out and that we’ve only seen a few times at the theatre so far. We’ve spent 2 years talking about The Winter Soldier (and even longer if you joined the fandom after TFA), reading meta and overanalyzing every scene and breaking it down into a million gifs and studying every reaction.

We’ve been subjected to 2 years of fan art and fiction and speculation (and sometimes fanon and canon are hard to separate), and inevitably built up the movie in our heads.

I’m not saying Civil War necessarily meets the level of emotion in The Winter Soldier, because that’s hard to top and there was a certain angst to it, with them being on opposite sides and having to face each others as enemies, that we’re just not going to feel in this one, simply for the fact that they are fighting together this time (and angst always makes everything more emotional, because in the end this is what this fandom thrives on).

What I’m saying is that, personally, as much as I loved The Winter Soldier right away, my love for it is even stronger now. What I’m saying is we need time to fully process Civil War, to write meta and scrutinize their reactions, and create fan content and let ourselves realize that even if they don’t share so many lines, their actions speak volumes.

Also, their story hasn’t ended, we don’t have to take this as an ending to their arc that didn’t bring us the closure we wanted. Bucky and Steve tried to talk about everything at certain points of the movie, and couldn’t, and where there should’ve been intense lines between them we were left with just stares and jaw-clenching and them not being able to face their emotions, but that is understandable. After everything Bucky’s gone through he of course isn’t going to be the most cuddly and open person, and Steve himself has been keeping everything bottled up inside for years. They didn’t really have time to pause for a while and have a meaningful conversation, they were fighting a war. As much as the shipper in our hearts would love them to be throwing themselves into each other’s arms, it makes perfect sense that they didn’t. Yet.

And of course this is just my opinion, I’m not trying to start a fight and you are more than allowed to disagree with me. I just think that we need some time and multiple rewatchs to fully appreciate Civil War, and that the fact that TWS has been heavily fandomized for over two years might’ve given us somewhat unrealistic expectations for it.

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Drawing characters in a lineup really gets me to play with shape language in a way I don’t think I’d come up with if I was drawing them separated. 

This was a lot of fun!!! I couldn’t stop with just the main crew so did a few memorable side characters/villains too. I think this is the closest I’ve ever gotten to getting the colors to be how I imagined them in my head and that feels really good.