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So, in Tolkien’s world, for Elves sex = marriage, I’m onboard with this. Okay, marriage is more than that, there’s the whole soul thing and there were ceremonies, etc.  But marriage was achieved through “bodily union” (ie, sex) and that makes me burn with curiosity!

How did Tolkien define “bodily union”?  Like, with penetrative sex?  Yeah, okay, you’re married forever and always now, no take backs.

But what about a handjob?  How about if you go down on an Elf, does that still count as bodily union?  Frottage?  Intercrural sex?  Do Elves even want these things or are they hardwired to want penetrative sex only, as they’re hardwired to find long hair attractive or to be hypermonogamous?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.  ):

It sucks cause the flash forward left me with so many questions. How did Artie and Tina get back together? Did Rachel offer to be a surrogate or did Kurt and Blaine ask her? What was the conversation with Jesse about her being a surrogate like (cause thats something you need to talk about with your husband lol) and how long did it take him to get on board? What’s Brittanas future like? Is Mercedes married? Who’s Sams girlfriend? What about quick? I need these answers, especially the first ones!!

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Everything I Ever Needed (Neymar Imagine)

Note: I combined these two ideas because they kept coming out really similar! And sooooo sorry it took me so long to write this. 

I waited anxiously as I watched my professor make his way around the room handing back our midterm exams. My heart was starting to beat faster and faster as he made his way towards my side of the class. I was feeling pretty confident while taking the exam, but now I was just ready to know how I actually did. 

“Miss (y/l/n),” he said smiling and setting the paper down on my desk facedown. Smiling back at him, I picked up my paper as soon as he continued down my row. 

I felt my heart sink as soon as my eyes scanned the red “F” at the top of the page. Frantically, I flipped through the exam looking at all of the questions I had gotten wrong. I could feel the tears starting to well up in my eyes, so I decided to skip the rest of my classes for the day. 

I knew my boyfriend would still be at training, but I went to his house anyway. He’d be home shortly. I let myself in using my key and went straight to his bedroom, throwing myself down on the bed. I let myself cry and eventually ended up falling asleep.

“(Y/N),” I heard Neymar say quietly as he walked into his room. “Are you asleep?” he asked, laying down beside me in his bed. 

I nodded without answering as I felt his arms wrap around me. His head was rested on my shoulder as he pulled me closer into him. Being in his arms made me forget about the bad day I was having. “Why are you asleep in the middle of the day?” he whispered close to my ear, making me squirm as his breath tickled my ear. 

“I failed my exam,” I admitted to him quietly. “It’s the fist time I’ve ever failed anything,” I continued. 

“Babe,” he squeezed me tighter. “It’s okay, most people fail exams all the time!” he assured me. “One test isn’t going to change much. And it definitely doesn’t change who you are as a person,” he told me. 

“Of course you can say that!” I whined moving away from him in protest. “It never mattered how well you did in school and you didn’t have to worry about university!”

“Come here,” he sighed pulling me back towards him. “That’s not what I meant,” he started to explain. 

“Then what do you mean?” I interrupted him. “I’ve never failed anything before and now I’m gonna fail out of university,” I kept rambling. 

“What I’m saying,” he said pulling me back into his chest and wrapping an arm tightly around me before he continued talking. “One exam is hardly going to make you fail out of school,” he laughed a little bit. 

“And I know you,” he continued. “I know you’re going to work your butt off until you make that grade up. You’re too smart and too persistent to let this grade affect the rest of your year. And that is one of the many reasons I love you so much,” he finished by kissing my shoulder. 

I turned around in his arms so that I was facing him. He smiled down at me before placing a soft kiss on my lips. “You always know how to make me feel better,” I smiled, letting my hands run through his hair. 

“It’s what I’m here for,” he joked as his hands ran up and down my back, never letting me go. 

I buried my head into his chest and let my eyes close again. I wasn’t going to sleep, but I just wanted to be in his arms for a little while longer. His head rested on mine as our legs intertwined. 

“Can we stay like this for the rest of the day?” I asked not moving from his grasp. I felt him shift a little, but only to bring me closer to him as he nodded. A smile spread across my face as I realized how happy he truly made me.

At this moment, I wasn’t worried about failing my midterm. He made all of my worries fade away and I didn’t even care. Right now, all I cared about was being in his arms. I could worry about my grades tomorrow.  

again no time for long-winded thoughts:

Arrow:  Raylicity is adorable (why didn’t she say i love you back omg my heart is breaking)(also some BITCHIN nanotech from my fav tech genius besides Cisco). Ra’s is a dick. What the fuck happened to Maseo because he’s a dick now too. Shado’s twin made me so sad.  Felicity’s mom was great as per usual.  How did Detective Lance not realized Oliver was the Arrow sooner like are you kidding me.  ALSO Oliver is an idiot for turning himself in like bro.  ROY IS AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT for taking the blame.  Team Arrow needs to sort their shit out asap (also i feel like this all could have been avoided if Ollie just accepted the position as the Demon’s Head and then used his power to disband the League of Assassins)  Promo for next week does NOT LOOK FUN for anyone (I’m seeing Roy getting beaten in jail and Ollie strung up like Malcolm when he was kidnapped by the League, props ben tortured).  Im also almost positive Akio is gonna get killed in the next few eps :( 

anonymous asked:

can we talk about how cas has been living for a long time, observed the world for so many years but never did he care about the people on earth until he met dean. the one person who changed his view of things and people. the person who made him fall in love humanity

Why are you guys sending me this my little shipper heart is so weak I can’t take it!!  

But like, omg do you remember what Cas was like in the beginning?  He was like, emotionally cut off, but then like, he started doubting???  and you could see him slowly starting to have emotions?  And like ugh.  I’m so glad I’m going to get to see him tonight, it’s been 64 years.

…——- God, does anyone know how to get up onto the roof? One of my favorite things to do at night back in Venedig was sitting on my roof at night lookin’ at the stars. Hey, that reminds me of something cool I read the other day. Did you know that light from distant stars and galaxies takes so long to reach us here on earth, that when we look up at night we’re actually seeing them as they appeared hundreds or even thousands of years ago? So like, when you’re laying out under the stars at night and looking up into space, you’re actually looking back in time? —— —— That’s pretty amazing if you ask me.

dont-touch-the-pizza asked:

How long did it take you to do a handstand without a wall? I'm the only one in my class who can't do it and it's just so embarassing

It took me about a year with somewhat frequent practice. But when it happened, it happened so fast. It was like something clicked and my body finally realized the right thing to do out of nowhere!

I think what really helped me get it much faster was to practice in ways that requires your body to take a risk. I hated practicing without a wall because I would always flip over and feel my body hesitating. But once I continuously put myself in a practice without a wall… It forced my body to really learn how to hold itself on it’s own!

I also have been doing much more arm work during yoga, and have been doing a ton of push ups and chaturanga type moves. That really helped my arms learn to use it’s strength more during handstands (which I seemed to have been lacking)

Aside from that, I found that when going into a handstand position without a wall, it was much harder to throw my hips farther up and over my shoulders… Simply because of feeling scared of toppling. But I found that by pushing my hips more over when going into handstand… It actually helped my balance so much more! And after letting my body feel that action a few times, I feel much more comfortable now.

Just keep practicing and take those risks your body shies away from! You’ll get there in no time :)

  • Dad:Do your homework, child
  • Me:I can't
  • Dad:Why Not
  • ME:The nephilim are among us today, and we ‘are’ living in the end times. Those who follow Bible prophecy are pointing out the signs and the seasons, and how things in the news are fulfilling the prophecies given us so long ago. With that being said, let us take a look at the government leaders and the type of nephilim known as ‘reptilian shapeshifters.’ As a side note, the White House, who responded to a claim about a ‘reptilian shapeshifting secret service agent’ seen at one of the president’s speeches, did not deny the claim. According to researchers on the subject, the Reptilians have manifest themselves more than ever since recent activities, such as the destruction of the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. Here are some important points compiled by top researchers who made an effort to prove Obama’s Reptilian bloodline
  • 01. Control:Obama has already created an economic dependency upon the government in order to establish an unprecedented level of control never seen or experienced in the history of the United States of America. The control over specific areas such as healthcare, the automobile industry, the financial system, including the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government help to prepare society for Reptilian control.
  • 02. Missing Birth Certificate:Most American citizens produce a birth certificate if necessary. So how is it that the President of the United States, who is one of the most powerful men in the world, has to desperately conceal his true identity? If Obama’s birth certificate was discovered, would his Reptilian bloodline and questionable heritage be uncovered?
  • 03. Body Language:Experts who study body language have concluded (although silenced by the media, for the most part) very peculiar animal-like body language from President Obama. From the way Obama holds his head, to the way his neck is thrust upwards, and often to one side or the other (identical to a lizard’s head and neck movements). And it must be pointed out that Obama’s gait has an obvious non-human side-to-side sway (or better, a slither). Experts have also taken note of the president’s speech patterns, which are peculiarly rhythmic, almost musical.
  • These reptilians and their allies have corrupted Earth DNA with their own and this genetic infiltration lies dormant until it is activated by the vibrational fields generated by the Illuminati secret society rituals, and others in the public eye like the carefully designed coronations and official ceremonies of many kinds, including even the UK State Opening of Parliament and certainly those of the various religions.
  • Once activated, the DNA opens the body to possession by these reptilians and other beings, and this is what is happening, for example, to Freemasons in the rituals that most of them deliver parrot fashion while having no idea of their vibrational significance. This is why the Illuminati are so obsessed with knowing a person’s bloodline. They know which have the potential for this activation and possession and which do not. The Mormon Church genealogical data base and now the DNA data banks are designed to identify those with the bloodline. These are the people who are given jobs and roles that serve the Illuminati agenda, while most of them have no idea what is really going on and what they are being used for. Their DNA is then activated and they go through a change of character (a phrase I have heard so many times in relation to such people once they advance in the system) and a very different consciousness takes over their mental and emotional processes.

Lifehack: if you go into the theaters with the mindset that books and movies are different forms of entertainment you’ll be a lot happier in life

because we really needed another au meme, that's why.
  • give me a ship/character and a number, and get headcanons/a ficlet/a six word or similarly shortish story/a gifset, edit, or picspam/a fanart/a mix/whatever else I feel like doing for:
  • 1:All night diner at two in the morning AU
  • 2:Art school, museum, gallery, etc. AU
  • 3:Ballet, tap, interpretive, modern, some kind of dance AU (professional dance, dance classes, high school dances, burlesque or stripper AUs, anything as long as dance is involved somehow)
  • 4:Bakery, coffee shop, ice cream place, restaurant, etc. AU
  • 5:Car breaks down in the middle of nowhere AU
  • 6:Dimly lit intimate music club or karaoke bar AU
  • 7:Exobiology AU (the search for and study of extraterrestrial life)
  • 8:Figure skating, ice dancing, etc. AU (elaborate costumes optional but encouraged)
  • 9:Gift shop, knick knack shop, curiosities shop, etc. AU
  • 10:Hipster, punk, goth, etc. AU
  • 11:Hockey AU (ice hockey, field hockey, table hockey, tonsil hockey, whatever)
  • 12:Indie bookstore, record store, comic shop, etc. AU
  • 13:Journalist, news blogger, gossip blogger, etc. AU
  • 14:Kissing booth AU
  • 15:Library AU
  • 16:Masquerade-less AU (vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings are known and integrated into society however you want)
  • 17:Merfolk or other aquatic mythical creatures AU
  • 18:Musicians/band/something of this nature AU
  • 19:Nanny, babysitter, childcare, etc. AU
  • 20:Nymphs and nature spirits AU
  • 21:Office job AU (hilarious shenanigans optional but encouraged)
  • 22:Performance artists AU
  • 23:Pet rescue/shelter volunteer AU
  • 24:Queer bar/bookstore/advocacy group/coffee shop/setting of your choice AU
  • 25:Renaissance festival or other historical reenactment AU
  • 26:Sex shop, adult bookstore, etc.
  • 27:Slam poetry AU
  • 28:Speed dating after being single for a while AU
  • 29:Sports/athletic displays of some kind AU (asker's choice on sport)
  • 30:Teachers and/or teachers' aides AU
  • 31:Theatre AU (theatre kids/university theatre department AU, professional theatre AU, community theatre AU, techies AU, local Rocky Horror shadow cast AU, investigating a ghost story in a haunted theatre AU, whatever you want, these are just some ideas)
  • 32:Trans, genderqueer, nonbinary interpretations AU (pick an additional number for the setting, e.g. "32+2" for trans characters in an art school AU. NOTE: do feel free to make the characters trans and/or nonbinary without needing to have it specified, but definitely write trans and/or enby interpretations for this prompt)
  • 33:Upstairs apartment over the used record store AU
  • 34:Vineyard AU (visiting, owning, working at, whatever)
  • 35:Wedding planner AU
  • 36:Xerox machine shenanigans AU
  • 37:Youtube/Vine/Vimeo/video-based social media celebrity AU
  • 38:Zucchini AU (I have no idea what this means either, just do something with zucchinis, okay. take chances, get messy, make up AUs)
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“He’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.”