Okay, so I was thinking about Gaster at work today and something struck me. You know the theory that Gaster made Sans and Papyrus out of his own being. Well, from the game we know that when two Boss monsters make a child, they take a bit of their soul/power and use it to create the child which then feeds off their own lifeforce until their parents die of old age. Well, if Gaster created Sans and Papyrus using bits of his own being/power, wouldn’t that mean that Sans and Papyrus were feeding off Gasters lifeforce while he was still alive? And if they WERE, wouldn’t being the sole source put a lot more stress on Gaster, causing him to age rapidly? Just an odd thought I had.
I think that depends on your
personal head canons about a lot of stuff not confirmed in game like how babies
are actually made. Is it an instant process in which two monsters (or indeed 3
or 4… or indeed a whole community) contribute their energy and a baby appears?
Or is it something done between just two monsters in a style not dissimilar to
how humans and other mammals reproduce (i.e., sexy times)? Does one of the
parents become the carrier? Does that mean that some monsters have wombs? Do
they need to be male or female – does it even matter with their biology? Is
there a gestation period? If so, is the creation of the child a singular
process, or do both parents need to keep topping the growing baby with energy?
The way I’ve done it in
BOTWOT is that Gaster literally tore out a chunk of his soul. This is not how I’d
imagine normal, healthy life creation to happen. Using Science!, he took that
chunk, stuffed it into a vessel that had the capacity to support life, and
stitched it all together with raw energy and DT. There was nothing there for
him to sustain because there was no connection between him and them.
By all accounts, he
should’ve melted, but he kept himself sustained using DT. He had no real
lifeforce to speak of. No magic, no emotions: only his work and the Will to
If Gaster had created them through more standard means (whatever they may be), then yeah I suppose Sans and Pap would be feeding off his life force!
WHILE I THINK THAT THE FORMATION OF THESE IN-GROWN SWADDLES OF ENDLESS HUNGER AND WEEPING SCENT CANALS THAT INFEST THE INNER GUTS OF THE UNFORTUNATE INFECTED FEW OF YOUR KIND WITH THEIR PARASITIC GRIP OF THEIR LUSUS IS SOMEWHAT BEYOND THE SCOPE OF THIS FORUM, I’LL PARDON THIS FOR A MOMENT SINCE I THINK THAT THIS IS AN OCCASIONAL BY-PRODUCT OF MY OWN PERSONAL VOMITROCKET GENERATOR KNOWN AS HUMAN COURTSHIP.
WHERE DO I START?
I HAVE PREPAPRED MYSELF FOR WHAT, WITHOUT A DOUBT, BE SOMETHING THAT WILL CHURN MY FEED SACK INTO A SELF-PROPE
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON.
SON OF A BITCH WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT.
SWEET MOTHER GRUB AND EVERY FUCKING SINGLE ONE OF HER HEINOUSLY DISFIGURED APPE
HOW IS THAT COMING OUT IS IT COMING OUT.
WHY IS THAT GETTING SO LARGE.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. THAT IS NOT HER WASTE CHUTE IS IT
Trump Sues Maher and Proves He is Not Part Orangutan
Donal Trump is suing Bill Maher for $5 Million. Earlier during an apperance on Leno, Maher joked about Trump being part orangutan and said that he would donate money to charity if Trump could prove otherwise. The joke was in response to Trump ridiculous allegations that Obama is not a real American and his birth certificate is fake. Trump claims that he has proven that he is not part orangutan but Maher has not completed his end of the deal. As proof that he is 100% human, Trump released his birth certificate.
Orangutans around the world were relieved and happy to learn that Donald Trump is not one of them.
Unfortunately, Trump only released his short form birth certificate and not the long form so skeptics are still not sure if he is telling the truth.