- Joker:So Harley and I broke up idgaf. Whatever.
- Joker:What do you MEAN you did gOoD deEDs while I was gone?? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE
- Joker:You wrote erotic fanfiction about YOU and BATBRAIN?? THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE TO ME EVER
- Joker:Idc if you've got a new guy YOU CAN HAVE HER why would I care I could have like 5 of her if I wanted but MHMMMMMM that skin and-- NO
- Joker:Wtf Harley has been ignoring me for weeks I'M GOING TO MARRY HER
- Joker:Hey boy I noticed you had the hots for my girlfriend HAHA I KNOW FUNNY RIGHT anyway here could you just hold that dynamite for me k thx
- Joker:... I ... suppose you COULD come back. I mean whatever.
Okay okay but the new game has a musical rendition and everyone is singing and Father Figure is that one guy who doesn't understand why everyone is singing around him while Edge is just screaming to edgy metal