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THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

Bioware I am calling you out. On what planet do you think it is okay to give plaidweave, the most ungodly piece of cloth to ever grace my inquisitor’s bosom, a cloth so horrible that there is literally only one character in the entire game who can actually pull it off, a higher texture resolution than some of the other, better patterned cloths in the game? The maker didn’t turn his back on his children, you did.

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Me before Fantastic Beasts movie: I like how Ron and Harry add little comments to the book, it’s so like them, and it adds a comedic touch to what is, although an interesting read, rather a dry one. Haha, I can so imagine them being bored in class and doodling - this old Newt Scamander dude really did drag on a bit when he was writing this.

Me after Fantastic Beasts movie:
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DEFACE THE SACRED WORK OF MR NEWTON ARTEMIS FIDO SCAMANDER WHO TF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HE IS A FUCKING HERO WHO DOES NOT DESERVE THIS SHIT HE WORKED SO HARD ON THAT BOOK AND EVERYTHING IS SO DETAILED BECAUSE HE IS SO PASSIONATE ABOUT IT AND HE EVEN DID LITTLE DRAWINGS OF ALL OF THE CREATURES AND HE JUST CARES ABOUT THEM SO MUCH OHMYGOD HE WAS BEING DRAGGED AWAY TO WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN HIS DEATH AND HE JUST BEGGED THEM NOT TO HARM HIS CREATURES HE PUT HIS HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS BOOK AND NOW HE IS “long since resigned to the endless graffitiing of his masterpiece”, HE SO DOES NOT DESERVE THIS HE IS A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL AND YOU ARE MAKING HIM VERY VERY SAD SHAME ON YOU SHAME SHAME SHAME HOW DARE YOU

Originally posted by tiredwitch

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- “Life is a journey.” I’m quite surprised he said that.

- Sometimes he quotes Proust in conversation…

- Yeah. But that’s slightly less cheesy than that.

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