No joke she had the most beautiful eyes and loveliest floofiest brown hair with these pretty golden leaf crown and silver circle glasses and she was absolutely stunning, a glittering angel and a golden princess and the more I think about her the more I fall in love like I’ve got it bad

dancerladyaqua  asked:

Write a drunk Sakura and Leo is trying not to freak out because omg he has to help her not make a fool of herself

Inspired by @yukiwrites because we exchanged dog pictures. I made it a bit shippy because I know you’re in ship hell right now.

Sakura slammed down her sake cup. “I LOVE DOGS!” She proclaimed loudly, for the world to hear, her cheeks flushed deep red.

“I know, I know,” Leo nodded, taking the bottle from her hands before she poured herself some more. “It’s four am, please tone it down before you wake up the neighbors.”

Sakura was such a quiet timid girl normally, but when she had enough liqour in her, all of that passion she normally hid inside suddenly came out. And his neighbors just happened to own a very cute dog.

“BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY KNOW I LOVE THEIR DOG?!?” She proclaimed even louder than before.

Leo wanted to argue with her, but decided against it. A drunk Sakura was an impulsive Sakura, if her trying to climb out of the window was any indication.

“What are you doing?”

Her voice was deadly serious. 

“I’m going to steal their dog.”

Leo face palmed himself. “Sakura. No.”

Sakura had the audacity to wink at him while she clumsily lowered herself from the window. If they hadn’t been on the ground floor, Leo would have worried about her. “I’m going to do it. They don’t deserve their dog. T-they… they don’t appreciate him.”

Was she going to cry now too? “Sakura, stop. You’re not a ninja. You’re drunk. Please…” Leo pleaded, pulling her back into the room.

“But… he might be lonely… all alone…”Sakura cried softly, drunkenly falling on top of Leo. 

He patted her shoulder awkwardly. “There there.”

For a second, he thought she might puke on him. Instead, she snuggled into his chest, coming impossibly close. “You smell nice, you know that?” She whispered, making him blush a bright red. “You’re so nice. I almost love you as much as I like dogs.”

“That’s the alcohol talking, I’m sure,” Leo snorted, but Sakura shook her head.

“Nooooo you’re really cute… like a puppy,”she pushed him to the ground, pressing little kisses into his neck. 

Was this a reflection of her true feelings, Leo wondered to himself, or was this only the alcohol speaking?

Before he could figure it out, Sakura stopped, burying her head in the crook of his neck and sighing contently.

“Sakura…” Leo asked, but she did not reply. There was something adorable about it, until he realized…

“Did you just fall asleep on me?”

the final part of my trade with Moth for my new theme! which you should all go look at it’s nice and sparkly and has bats. 

this is Plouma, who’s adorable and who I did not really do justice re: how cute she is. tragic.

chainless-albatross  asked:

Everyone keeps saying how cute frisk is, (and she is, speaking from a purely objective observation) but Chara is also objectively adorable, in my opinion. Again, not flirting, purely an observation.

“In Tea’s defense, one look into those eyes and you’re practically lost.”

anonymous asked:

Taylor is very good about putting out something to divert negative attention. So I think she is either going to take the gymnasts shopping this weekend or she will put out another Instagram video to divert anything that can go down during the VMA's. BTW that is one thing I love, there can be 100 negative articles about her then she does one small thing and there are 100 articles about how sweet or cute she is.

Yeah she is really good at putting something out there to throw off the attention from something else

flowerjom  asked:

flowertown, "we're not getting that."

Luke was like a kid in a candy shop at this pet store, Hana couldn’t believe how utterly excited he was by seeing all the animals, and to be honest she found it very entertaining (and cute) how he kept cooing and playing with every animal he saw. 

Hana wasn’t paying much attention at the time, but she noticed Luke’s eyes light up as he picked something up and stuffed it in his jacket. Luke turned to Hana, mouth agape, and she saw that he had a calico kitten stuffed under his jacket. 

“We’re not getting that.” 

Luke’s eyes immediately saddened, darting between Hana and the cat, who also seemed to get sadder, the both of them seemingly silently begging for a different answer. Hana sighed, there was no way she could say no to either them, was there? .

“Alright, maybe we could find a way to sneak it into Asagao.”

send me a ship+a prompt and ill write a (about-ish, probably more than) 3 sentence fic!

anonymous asked:

Curiosity killed the cat: Who is vic & why has she taken over your life?

I’m so glad you asked, dear anon. Vic, or Victoria, or @pleasecallmecaptain is one of my favourite people ever. Let me tell you how brilliant she is:

Originally posted by drunkbroadway

V - Very pretty and gorgeous and cute like she doesn’t even know, u guys
I - In sync (or NSYNC) I don’t think a day has gone by that we haven’t said/done the same thing at the same time we are so nsyn we are essentially the same person
C - Can write some good shit! Her fluff is so fluffy an eskimo could use it as a sweater in winter
T - 

O - Oh my giddy aunt so fucking funny. She’s got me in stitches, snorting cackling and wheezing daily
R - Ruuuuuuuude. This is one of my favourite things about her
I - Intelligent af. My girl is a college grad #I’m a diet (she also picks up on aussie slang impressively fast)
A - Always, always there for you. Whenever I need someone to talk to, vent to or share my struggles with, Victoria is there <3

These are just some of the reasons why Victoria has taken over my life.

carmencassidy  asked:

You should do Fred and I for the ultimate ship thing since you approve of us now.


  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - As long as he doesn’t fuck it up
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Pretty quick
  • How was their first kiss? - It was really cute she did the thing from Elf where he girl is like “you missed!” when he kissed her cheek


  • Who proposed? - Fred
  • Who is the best man/men? - George
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Probably Jazz
  • Who did the most planning? - Mrs. Weasley
  • Who stressed the most? - Carmen
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Umbridge?

Sex - shut the fuck up

  • Who is on top? -
  • Who is the one to instigate things? -
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? -
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.


  • How many children will they have naturally? - NO SEX
  • How many children will they adopt? - probs like 1
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Fred
  • Who is the stricter parent? - neither
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Carmen
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Carmen
  • Who is the more loved parent? - it’s equal
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Fred omg
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - Carmen
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Carmen


  • Who does the most cooking? - Carmen
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - they do it together
  • How often do they bake desserts? - every night omg
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat lover
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Fred
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Fred
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - FRED


  • Who cleans the room? - Carmen
  • Who is really against chores? - Fred
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - Fred
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Fred
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Carmen
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Fred


  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Carmen jesus christ
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Fred
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they decorate for april fool’s omg
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - to have fun
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Carmen
  • Who plays the most pranks? - PRANK WARS BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM BYE

@carmencassidy @its-fred-weasley