how-could-this-happen-to-me

  • [during sex]
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUKE!
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: ...
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: I can explain
  • Naruto: It's a habit
  • Hinata: What?
  • Naruto: No, wait. What I mean is- the only person who shouts my name like that is Sasuke and I usually shout his name too, like, when we fight
  • Hinata: Why?
  • Naruto: I don't know. It's kind of our thing. We've been doing it for years.
  • Naruto: Well, not doing IT, you know, not like we just did. But that name thing, 'it.' I'm not in love with him, I swear! At least, not the same way I'm in love with you.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: I mean, we only kissed once, and it was totally an accident.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: Or, twice, unless you count that other time-
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUK- Hinata, I meant to say Hinata, see? It's like a reflex.
  • Hinata: Go sleep on the couch while I think about this relationship.
  • Naruto: Fine, but can I ask you something?
  • Hinata: *hopeful* Yes?
  • Naruto: By 'this relationship,' did you mean yours and mine or mine and Sasuke's?
  • Hinata: Get out.

- Chat why are you wearing sunglasses over your mask that’s–

- It’s called style, ma chérie.

- …

i really hope that dc announcing that wonder woman is bisexual sets off a string of dc and marvel announcing that all their superheroes are gay to try and one-up each other. like, tomorrow we wake up to find that marvel has admitted that captain america has been bi all along. then dc counters by making batman gay. next thing you know black widow is canonically ace. and no one stops until all their superheroes are somewhere on the lgbt+ spectrum  

Okay but listen, please, because Magnus calling Alec “shadowhunter” in that voice with all that affection, looking at him like that, was hot af but please fandom do not try to make it a thing that can go both ways. Because no matter how much Alec comes to love and respect Magnus, calling him “warlock” will never be an affectionate thing. There’s way too much racist weight to the way shadowhunters call downworlders by their specific race as if that’s all that defines them. And it’s just never going to be cute. Besides Alec really does love and respect Magnus too much to try to use that as any kind of pet name. He’s seen Magnus’ face when other people do it. He just wouldn’t.

episode 7
  • Viktor: (shit, yuuri is nervous as fuck)
  • Viktor: (maybe I should try being a dick)
  • Viktor: *says the thing*
  • Yuuri: .........
  • Viktor: .........
  • Yuuri: *cries*
  • Viktor: (FUUUUUUUUUUCK)
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BONUS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Viktor: fuck it I'm just gonna kiss him next time

this picture is 3 years in the making…

Patchouli and lampent (and an extra litwick) for @unmovinggreatlibrary

Every day I still try to wrap my head around what you did. I still try and put myself in your position, try and understand. But no matter how much intense searching and questioning I do, I come up empty. I can’t understand why you did that to me, because I would never do that to you.
—  The boy I love had one drunken mistake

What they say: I’m so excited that Riddler has been rumored to be the villain in the new Gotham City Sirens.

What they mean: I understand that by casting Riddler as the villain against three already established female villains it automatically sets up his character to be portrayed in a bad light and possibly have his personality and abilities warped just to make the main characters appear superior to him but I’m really starved for Riddler content and I’ll take anything.

6

a series of unlikely crossovers:

gentle reminder that nct (and all other idols) are a lot more than their hair and fashion, and as human beings they deserve to be seen for more than that