Fic idea: Mewni rules say that star needs to get married before she can rule. star is forced to find a husband. So Marco being her closest friend offers to rule by her side. The wedding is arranged and everything is perfect except for one thing. Tom, the best man is late. Marco finally hunts him down to find him a wreck. They talk and Marco tries to get tom fixed up and off to the wedding when tom snaps and says he doesn't want to be the best man, he wants to marry Marco.
Here you go! I hope you love it! I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed writing this! Thank you for the submission!
“Are you sure you’re okay with this?” Star asked.
“Why would I not be?” Marco asked. “It’s a name only wedding. I won’t even have to leave Earth. Just show up to some Mewni affairs once and awhile.” Marco reiterated. Star nodded.
“That’s it. I can’t thank you enough for this!” Star hugged her best friend. “It’s going to be weird to have to call you my husband.” She said. The two friends couldn’t help but start cracking up at the idea.
“Well, at least there’s nothing more to it.” Marco assured. Star smiled.
“I love you, Marco! This is why you’re my best friend!” She bopped his nose. “Now get ready for the wedding, just because it’s not a real relationship doesn’t mean we can’t have a real PARTYYYY!” She exclaimed. “Seriously though! Five minutes and you have to be AT THE ALTAR!” Star commanded, and ran out. Marco laughed and watched Star dance out of the room. Marco took out his phone to called Tom, he was counting on him being there. But when he got his voicemail AGAIN, Marco hung up.
“That’s weird.” Marco muttered. He dialed again. The same voicemail. Marco shook his head, he had to find his friend! He couldn’t get married without Tom there! Marco grabbed his dimensional scissors and sliced a hole in the air.
Marco stepped out into Tom’s home and looked around. “Tom!” He called. No answer. He looked around and saw his demon friend lying face-down on the floor. “Tom! What are you doing!?” Marco demanded. Tom sat up.
“I’m… sitting here, and you?” Tom slurred.
“Oh my god are you drunk?” Marco hissed. Tom scoffed.
“Yeah? So what? Shouldn’t you be getting married right now?” Tom asked.
“YES!” Marco snapped. “But the best man is LATE!” Marco screamed at his friend. “We need to get you cleaned up… why are your eyes all red?” Marco asked.
“Because I’ve been crying, Marco! Why do you think I got drunk? I’m sad, so I drink, then I cry, so then I drink some more, and then I pass out.” Tom explained.
“Why have you been crying?” Marco wanted to be there for his friend but the fact that he was already five minutes late to his own wedding. Marco shook his head and stood his friend up. He cleaned him up a little. “Okay that’s good enough. Let’s go.” Marco ushered Tom to the portal.
“Marco, no.” Tom pulled away.
“Tom! We need to go!”
“THEN GO!” Tom screamed. “But I can’t! I can’t… go and see this. I can’t.” Tom sounded tired and he slid to the floor. Marco was confused now.
“Tom… what?” Marco looked at him.
“Marco! Are you stupid! I can’t watch you get married!” Tom cried. “Not when I’m in love with you! Have you ever had to stand by and watch the love of your life marry somebody else? And get ready to spend his life with her!?! Because it fucking hurts Marco!” Tom screamed, he was crying now. He pulled back and put a hand over his mouth. “I’m sorry.” Tom murmured. He turned to walk away but Marco stopped him, he grabbed him by the shoulders and gave him a kiss.
“I had no idea you felt the same way.” Marco whispered. Tom was astounded.
“We’re only getting married so she can properly become queen.” Marco told him. “It’s a name only deal… I thought you knew that? Star and I aren’t in love with each other! She’s like a sister to me!” Marco cried. He hugged Tom close.
“Tom? Marco?” The boys turned around to see Star sticking her head through the portal. The boys quickly pulled apart.
“Star! What are you doing here?” Marco exclaimed.
“Well, I was waiting at the altar, and decided to go find you! I assumed you went through the portal still open in your dressing room.” Star tried to be angry, but her face softened when she saw the boys in front of her. “Why didn’t you guys say anything?” She asked.
“You had to get married.” Tom shrugged. “There was a wedding.” Star nodded.
“There still will be a wedding.” She insisted, Tom’s face fell. Star smirked. “But the bride has changed.” She continued. Tom and Marco’s head shot up. “Marco I don’t want a name-only thing to get in the way of this. I want you guys to have a chance.” Star admitted. “I’m really REALLY happy for the both of you.” She told them. Marco smiled brightly and hugged his friend tightly.
“Thank you, Star!” He cried. He turned toward Tom and ran into his arms. Star smiled at the two of them and she put her veil on Marco’s head.
“Congratulations you two.” She smirked. Marco looked at Star.
“Will you be my maid of honor?”
“I would be offended if I wasn’t.” Star teased. She hugged the two boys around the shoulders. “This is such a happy day!” She cried. Star wiped away some tears. “I’ll go get everything ready! Wait here!” She told them.
“But Star? How will you rule the kingdom?” Tom asked. Star was quiet for a moment and took out her phone. She spoke into the receiver.
“Hey… A wedding… with me… no you don’t have to…. You can live in Mewni of you want…. I don’t know…. Tomorrow maybe…. Okay thanks.” Star hung up. “Janna’s cool with it.”