how to call this shit

Things that are wrong with genderbends:

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the battle of azanulbizar + tilt shift

"I’ll just say it: The first few episodes that I saw are better than Breaking Bad. They are smarter. They are sharper. I have never seen a prequel handled so cleverly.

Esquire magazine review (warning: spoilers!)

better than Breaking Bad.
better than Breaking Bad.

better than Breaking Bad.

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i'm weak.
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“She loves you, you know,” says Peeta. “She as good as told me after they whipped you.”

“Don’t believe it,”Gale answers. “The way she kissed you in the Quarter Quell…well she never kissed me like that.”

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I’ll fix this. Just— trust me.

(x) Ian Nelson about Derek Hale 

King added that people are more difficult to scare today as they “have gotten a lot more savvy about the tricks that novel writers and film-makers use to scare them with”.

But he does believe it is still possible to scare people “in a really honourable way, if they care about the characters”.

"What I want the audience to do is to fall in love with these people, and really to care about them and that creates the suspense that you need. Love creates horror."

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BBC’s Will Gompetz talks to Stephen King about the telling of scary stories

"Love creates horror"

"Love creates horror"

"Love creates horror"

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[x]: Because people were too lazy to watch the video, but instead, took [x] at face value.

HERE’S MY PITCH: next season on teen wolf, everything revolves around coach finstock trying to direct a play. something shakespeare. probably macbeth. stiles makes them call it the scottish play because THE CURSE, GUYS, HAVEN’T YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CURSE, DO YOU PAY ANY ATTENTION??? TO OUR LIVES??? BODIES ARE JUST GONNA START FALLING FROM THE RAFTERS AROUND HERE, FUCKING HELL, YOU ALL HAVE TO START READING THE EMAILS I SEND YOU, *GREENBERG IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD.*

scott’s macbeth and lydia (obviously) is lady m, and kira and stiles are working stage crew together and danny’s probably running the light board, and they all keep like, leaving rehearsal early to go skulking around and keeping late nights and popping up at derek’s loft all TELL US WHAT’S COMING TO KILL US and shit. only then every episode it pretty much comes to nothing, like, the enemy must be really, really sneaky, or really invested in coach yelling at them for skipping out during a tech week night (OR BOTH)

and then, obviously, it turns out that the enemy is not really sneaky, the enemy in fact does not exist, and the gang’s just paranoid and riddled with issues after the last three seasons of unfathomable nonsense, so it turns out that we just watched an entire season of a show where coach finstock yelled about macbeth and nothing horrible happened to anyone. derek hale sits in the audience of the first night’s showing, with melissa mccall and sheriff stilinski and chris argent, and they all share some overpriced theater booster candy, and nobody sets anything on fire, murders anyone, turns anyone into a werewolf, or dies.