how was this ever real life

So I was on the anti tag.
and my phone was acting strange so I scrolled through some gifs and suddenly the gif starts freezing and there are white glitches everywhere and I’m over here freaking out because when I click the gif it’s just normal and the creepy thing is it now also starts happening when I play a game sooooo I think anti has Infiltrated my phone


real talk tho
it’s so weird how, ever since Anti started up in October, there have been sO many people talking about their devices glitching and stuff like that
wouldn’t it be terrifying if we legitimately brought him to life

On some real shit. One of the best things about deciding to unmask myself last year after being here since 2012 is… HOW PISSED OFF SO MANY OF YOU GOT THAT IM THIS WILD AND AMBITIOUS, BEEN ON DRUGS FOR DECADES AND I AIN’T JUST FIT, IM FUCKIN MORE RIPPED AND GOOD LOOKING THAN MOST SOBER MEN YOU’VE EVER MET, COOL AND CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO TAKE YOUR WOMAN WITHOUT KNOWIN OR CONSCIOUSLY TRYIN.

Shit is just so damn funny yo. You know how many dummies talk shit in real life and get STOMPED in my life bitches?!? STFU yo. You’re making your whole ancestral bloodline look stupid. If I want to I’ll cut any of you down to size with the verbal precision of a surgeon and decimate your feelings. I’m the ego crusher in every sense of the the word. Hate all you want you coward ass trix cuz you will not be heard.

1.19, aka probably the only time Sam ever had a romantic interest in anyone who had any idea about “the life.”

DEAN: All right, you like her, she likes you, you’re both consenting adults…
SAM: (Frustrated, rising voice) What’s the point, Dean? We’ll just leave. We always leave.
DEAN: Well I’m not talking about marriage, Sam.

The real issue is… they always leave. 

Sarah only finds out about the supernatural because she’s persistent and smart and refuses to just stay out of it. 

They’re talking about how Dean got into the county records office, but this sort of applies as a blanket statement to how Sam and Dean get “in the door” anywhere:

SARAH: How’d he even get in the door?
SAM: Lying and subterfuge mostly.

From the story Dean told to the women at the bar– that he and Sam were scouts for a reality tv show– to the way they talked their way into the auction house that first time, they always seem to get in the door through lying and subterfuge.

The thing with Sam is that he’s never been able to drop the lying and subterfuge. He never told Jess the truth. He’d never told anyone else he tried to have a relationship or even friendship with the truth.

(I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… HOW FREAKING EXHAUSTING AND PAINFUL THAT MUST BE)

SAM: Look, it’s hard to explain. Ah–It’s just when people are around me – I don’t know, they get hurt.

SARAH: What do you mean?

SAM: I mean like physically hurt. With what me and my brother do, it’s…. Sarah, I had a girlfriend. And she died. And my Mom died too. I don’t know, it’s like, it’s like I’m cursed or something. Like death just follows me around. Look, I’m not scared of much, but if I let myself have feelings for anybody…

SARAH: You’re scared they’d get hurt too. That’s very sweet. And very archaic.
SAM: Sorry?
SARAH: Look I’m a big girl Sam, it’s not your job to make decisions for me. There’s always a chance of getting hurt.
SAM: I’m not talking about a broken heart and a tub of Haagen Dazs. I’m talking about life and death.
SARAH: And tomorrow I could get hit by a bus. That’s what life is. Look, I know losing somebody you love – it’s terrible. You shut yourself off. Believe me, I know. But when you shut out pain, you shut out everything else too.
SAM: Sarah, you don’t understand. The pain that I went through… I can’t go through it again. I can’t. 

So we start off with Sam not wanting to tell the truth to people to protect them, but Sarah keeps pushing until we hit a little closer to the reality here. Sam keeps the truth from people to protect himself.

SARAH: You know there’s a lesson in all of this.
SAM: What’s that?
SARAH: We all got through this in one piece. I didn’t get hurt.
SAM : (Laughing) Yeah I’m glad for that.
SARAH: So, maybe you’re not cursed. Maybe…. maybe you’ll come back and see me.

OH THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE IRONY. Sam stays away from her for seven years only to finally see her again… when Crowley kills her with a curse.

So the bit of absolution Sam gains from meeting her in the first place is shot to hell (literally!) and he’s proven “right” about himself, the supernatural, being cursed, and what a horrible idea it is to tell anyone the truth about who he is and what he does.

Ouch. No wonder he’s still okay with the lies…

anonymous asked:

You fic is wonderful. Only ever read skam f ics, though, but you guys have ruined me for any other skam au that may come my way (except probably if you wrote it to). It's so complete and goes so beyond just isak and even interactions and I love it. I love you hahah. Just feel kind of sorry for the anonymous notes even. Like

From isaks perspective he is the one who was into isak first and has helped him accept himself a little bit more and go ahead and befriend even… and now he’s seeing how isak is falling for real life even and he’s just a friend.I know it’s literally the same person, by I kind of feel a bitsad for him

fjsdkal THIS IS SO SWEET thank you so much for your kind words my love they mean the world <33 also that’s completely normal to feel, hahahah. i’ve had someone tell me that if they didn’t know even was also behind the notes, they’d be a little peeved to see isak start falling for real-life!even instead of notes!even wHO’S BEEN WITH ISAK THROUGH EVERYTHING

((that someone was @stardefiant who am i kidding))

BUT HONESTLY this isn’t affecting even nearly as much as it should be,,,, yet. heh. stick around, though, it might come up.

LOVE YOU AGAIN BABE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR MESSAGES!!!!

anonymous asked:

Henrik is more than Skam, don't follow him if you're just going to whine at him every time he doesn't post anything about Skam, he can post what he wants.

hello! i think there has perhaps been some misunderstanding here because you know, i’m a very whiny person in real life, but henrik holm not posting about skam is one of the things i don’t remember ever whining about! rather, i think it’s amazing how he’s using his social media to get us excited about something we don’t even fully understand, and how we can never be quite sure whether the posts we talk about as spoilers are spoilers or just a distraction from the real thing! it’s kind of killing me at the moment because it gives so much room for tinhatting but it’s also all kinds of amazing! like the thing he posted yesterday, the board with a time on it! we all probably knew nothing was going to happen at that time today but a part of us still wanted to believe it anyway. so i completely agree that he can post what ever he wants, i don’t think anyone’s disagreeing with you there!

MBTI Stereotypes VS the Types in Real Life

Stereotype ENTJ: Dominant. Efficient. Strategic and ideal leaders.

Real ENTJ: One of the few people able to actually physically frown, don’t understand how they’re “scary”

Stereotype INTJ: Evil masterminds. Smarter than you. Are the superior beings.

Real INTJ: Misplaces anything that isn’t physically attached to them, no longer able to recognize when they’re being sarcastic or serious

Stereotype ENTP: Quickest thinkers you’ll ever meet. Witty. Intellectual masters of debate.

Real ENTP: Used memes so much that they became one and are accepting of this fact, catchphrase is some version of “Well, actually–”

Stereotype INTP: In possession of more knowledge than the Internet. Reclusive geniuses. Know all, are humble.

Real INTP: Sexually attracted to science, volunteer plethora of useless facts every hour, zero spatial and social awareness

Stereotype ENFJ: Kind. Loving. Hearts of gold and wills of steel.

Real ENFJ: Will replace your mother and be okay with that, judge being judgemental of judging judgemental judgments

Stereotype INFJ: Mysterious and tricky to get to know. More unique than anyone you’ve ever met.

Real INFJ: One way or another, embarrass themselves every single day, somehow, consistently

Stereotype ENFP: Full of life and love. Passionate lover. Always fighting for a cause.

Real ENFP: Blink abnormally fast and probably should not drink coffee ever, have to make conscious effort to not smile, should take more things more seriously

Stereotype INFP: Gifted with emotional intelligence. Spiritual and believes in the soul, the natural course of the world, and love.

Real INFP: Really good at laughing at themselves which is necessary because they f*ck up constantly

Stereotype ESTJ: Intelligent. Dependable. Productive and competent. Forward-thinkers.

Real ESTJ: Remind teachers about homework distribution and collection every single day of the week, get off on educational videos

Stereotype ISTJ: Rule-followers. Responsible. Duty drives their perfection.

Real ISTJ: Sometimes sleep over 12 cumulative hours in a day

Stereotype ESTP: Daredevil. Live life on the edge. Famous and popular.

Real ESTP: 100% of decision-making is weighing the pros, ignoring the cons, and shrugging, then doing whatever stupid thing they got dared to do

Stereotype ISTP: Cool as hell. Detached and indifferent. Smart tinkerers.

Real ISTP: Won “Most Stubborn and Silent” for Senior Superlative page in high school yearbook

Stereotype ESFJ: Genuine and affectionate. Would take care of a sick stranger if needed. Make friends everywhere they go.

Real ESFJ: Value self-worth based on quality of and feedback for homemade baked goods, the holiday season is their life source

Stereotype ISFJ: Sweet. Innocent. Fragile and caring hearts who love their friends.

Real ISFJ: Hate conflict so much that they get second-hand anxiety from watching cliché emotional plot twist movies

Stereotype ESFP: Epitome of style and fashion. Impossibly cool. At every party and loved by everyone.

Real ESFP: Physically CANNOT stop making noises and fidgeting, all storage on their phones is taken up by hundreds of selfies in various poses

Stereotype ISFP: Exceptional artists. Emotionally deep. Humanitarians and always helping the planet.

Real ISFP: Just want to become trees, don’t get why people can’t just love one another, f*cking hippies

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Did you ever notice how the powerpuff girls don’t have fingers, nose and have abnormally large eyes compared to the other kids in kindergarten? These depictions of them show just how creepy they would be in real life. 

if you’re ever feeling down just remember that Arthur Weasley would NOT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN HIMSELF IF HE MET YOU. literally, your phone: how does it work? what does it do? why do you have to tap it? why are you tapping so fast? wHY DOES MY FACE HAVE DOG EARS ON IT?? WHY AREN’T THEY THERE IN REAL LIFE? ONLY ON THE SCREEN? WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MOLLY I NEED ONE OF THESE DEVICES

Can’t stop thinking about a scenario in which Don Mancini is writing an ep for season 4. He’s been tasked with finally writing the all too important first ever Hannigram sex scene. He remembers a conversation with Bryan and feels it is important to note that in bed the two of them like to switch. He receives the script back on his desk the next day with a full page note from Bryan declaring FLIP! I SAID FLIP! in big red block letters. Don Mancini sighs and goes back to work.

Do you ever just fucking cry

You know how in Yuri’s YOI routine, it consists of mostly piano and the violin comes in to represent when Viktor came into Yuri’s life?

well

In the new duet ver of Stay Close To Me, as Yuri skates alone it is pure piano.

AND WHEN VIKTOR JOINS HIM, THE FUCKING VIOLIN STARTS PLAYING

THIS
SHOW
DOESNT
MISS
A
SINGLE
BEAT

“I’m not needed”

TV isn’t needed. Comic books aren’t needed. Oreo cookies aren’t needed. Domesticated animals aren’t needed. Specifically styled clothes aren’t needed. Cafe food and drink isn’t needed. Board games aren’t needed. Pizza isn’t needed. There are so many things in the world that aren’t needed.

But they exist anyway. They exist on their own purpose. And in return they make most of us happy. And because of that, they have the right to exist. 

Just as much as you do. You may think you’re not needed. But that doesn’t matter. You don’t need to feel needed. You exist anyway and in return make many people in your life happy, whether you know it or not. So if you ever feel like no one would care because you think your purpose is less than others, remember the small things, the other things in life that have no real purpose but exist anyway. Think about how happy they make you. Think about how happy you make others. 

Just a reminder.

Hope you all have a good day/night.

things i liked in the christmas special
  • how dramatic it was. for real. the songs were so overdramatic i was like “me @ life”
  • seeing everyone in their cute little winter outfits?? even tom and sabine?? adorable
  • ADRIEN MY SAD SON BEING SAD TO THE POINT HE ALMOST HATED CHRISTMAS
  • this special warmed me up more to Nathalie’s character. you can see she does really care about Adrien.
  • CHAT LOOKING OUT MARINETTE’S HOUSE WHILE SINGING??? i can’t believe marichat is canon
  • the most dramatic scene in miraculous ladybug’s history ever??? I WAS LIKE THE HELL IS THIS INTERNAL STRUGGLES WHERE DID IT COME FROM when chat noir was about to cataclysm THE FUCKING BIG CHRISTMAS TREE?? but his mom appears in his mind so he just nopes the fuck out and destroys something with himself instead?? like that fanart??? i can’t??
  • PLAGG SINGING A SONG OH MY GOD MY CAT SON IS SO PRECIOUS I’M SO THANKFUL FOR THAT
  • ADRIEN OPENING MARINETTE’S GIFT: we thought that dreamy face was gonna be for ladybug but NOPE!! it’s about freaking!!! marinette!!! “she’s so kind” child ur so in love stop lying to urself
  • Adrien wishing Merry Christmas to Plagg and using the hat to keep him warm I’m so fucking????? OH MY GOD???
  • the whole little converation with Santa and Adrien giving the hat to him. He’s so precious
  • that little Ladrien moment *eyes emoji*
  • the TEAMWORK!! THE FREAKING!! TEAMWORK!!! I MISSED MY KIDS SO MUCH??? LOOK AT THEM GO AND SAVE CHRISTMAS
  • “MY LADY”
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir falling into Alya’s house AND HER LITERALLY PROVING TO BE THE LADYNOIR #1 SHIPPER
  • It’s not like that” - Ladybug, 2016
  • Alya calling Ladybug “CocciNoel” that was so funny and cute
  • ADRIEN GETTING THE XMAS PARTY HE DESERVES WITH ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIM

CONS:

  • NO MISTLETOE KISS AND LB AND CN EXCHANGING GIFTS
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When you’re in love, you think love is just like in the movies, but that’s not how it works. I mean, I seriously thought William and I would be together forever. It ends where it ends, you know… No one lives happily ever after, because in real life in the end no one’s willing to sacrifice anything for love in 2016.

how cursed the paladins are

I saw a post a while back about how much each paladin curses except I misread it as how cursed each paladin is and I can’t believe I haven’t seen that before so I took it upon myself to make it.

Hunk: least cursed, Hunk is wholesome and spreads sunshine where ever he goes. his smile literally saved my life?? opposite of cursed: blessed

Keith: lives in an abandoned shack, has a mystery knife, down to murder, probably a furry. a high amount of cursed energy emits from this boy

Lance: actually more cursed than Keith and definitely a furry but exfoliates so his skin adds +10 pureness. cursed mon-thurs

Shiro: literal cryptid, craves death, been to the astral plane and maybe lives there now(?). very cursed

Pidge: most cursed

Okay but seriously real talk. Literally there were just so many beautiful quotes is Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe.

- “The problem with my life was that it was someone else’s idea.”

- “Birds exist to teach us about the sky.

- “There are worse things in the world than a boy who likes to kiss other boys.”

- “How could I ever be ashamed of loving Dante Quintana?”

- “I got to thinking that poems were like people. Some people you got right off the bat. Some people you just didn’t get - and never would.”

- “I bet you could sometimes find all the mysteries of the universe in someone’s hand.”

LIKE WTF THIS BOOK IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND DEEP AND JUST SO WONDERFUL

to the boy i will marry someday,

thank you for your patience & endless amount of support. thank you for being around as i go through the journey that is self love. no amount of words could ever do you justice. what i feel for you is so much more than that; it’s strong, it’s empowering, it’s real. i don’t think i’ll ever be able to express it the way that i want to, but maybe that’s the magic of it all. i think i find comfort in knowing that i have something that cannot even be put down on paper perfectly accurate. thank you for helping me learn how to help myself. thank you for all the nights you’ve stayed up comforting me when the thoughts running through my mind weren’t so pretty. i cannot even fathom how amazing you are and how lucky i am to have such an incredible life partner. you are the one i want to spend all of my days with - and even that alone excites me, i never thought i would be able to say that about anyone. thank you for your constant reassurance and being one hell of a listener. there’s nothing sweeter than consistency. i can assure you there’s no one else i’d rather share every detail of my life with. all of my favorite things become so much more enthralling once shared with you. i have never felt more safe and at peace in my entire life than i have with you. your words are gentle enough to stick with me. when i lack the motivation to get up some mornings, i think of the way you would encourage me. i think of the way you would kiss my forehead and smile at me and tell me how you’re proud that i’m still here. you would tell me that my feelings are valid & how you’ll be around no matter what. those words alone would be more than enough to make all the pessimism fade away. i’ve never really felt emotionally stable - it’s always been something i’ve had to work on, but that’s definitely improved since you’ve been around. thank you for loving me enough to allow me to embrace my independence yet love you more than anything at the same time. you have impacted my life in more ways than you’ll ever realize and i am endlessly grateful. i have learned so much from you in what seems like such a short period of time and i am so eager to continue. sometimes i struggle with writers block but you’re always right there to inspire me and get me back on my feet. thank you for being you. i am so lucky to love you and have the opportunity to grow with you. there’s not a day that goes by where i don’t recognize all the wonders that you are. i cannot wait for everything that life has in store for us. i love you.