how unfortunate right

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“What’s that thing Samuel Beckett said?”

“I can’t go on. I’ll go on.”

“Let’s go on. Together.

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iris west week 📰 day three  
iris + the rest ⚡ favorite scenes

the greatest lie ever sold in dragon age is that it is about mages versus templars.

it’s mages vs an oppressive organization that jails and abuses mages, leashes templars with lyrium and conditions them to abuse their charges, and find ways to screw over any race that isn’t human and rain exalted marches against people that follow religions that threaten to overtake them, all in the name of the maker and the ‘greater good’.

anonymous asked:

CIN DID U SEE HIM?? DID U SEE OUR PRECIOUS BOY HANZO??

i dIIIIDDD FIRST THING I DID WHEN I GOT OUT OF MY FINAL WAS LOOK UP THE SKIN LMAO!!!!!! HE LOOKS SO FLUFFY

So I finished my watercolor.  I still think it’s pretty meh, but a few people wanted to see it finished, so here :)

I tried lol.

My art for the Timeless Big Bang to accompany lanceprestonsmoak’s fic, The Wolf Underneath. Can’t wait to finally read it!

colour process for this

first time ive made a speedpaint in over a year, and i used a different program that i.. havent quite got the hang of yet, so this is just a test

Saved

  Carlos X reader hook

Soulmate AU: The first thing your soulmate ever says to you is tattooed on your wrist

Warnings: Abuse

-Requests open-

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    I look down at the words on my wrist,”How can you stand him.”  I smile, now I don’t know how I dealt  with Harry. “Are you smiling because of that, thing again?”, Harry snarls, knocking me out of my thoughts. I look up at him from where I sat, tied to the post on the ship. “Answer me.” “He’s not a thing, Harry. His name is Carlos.”  “Whatever,he doesn’t care about you, if he did you’d be here to save you, weakling.” I frown looking down,”He’ll come to save me. Mal might even come here too, I’m sure you’d love that.”  


    The back of his hand  connects with my cheek and a whimper escapes my lips. “Keep your mouth shut you weakling!” “Don’t touch her or talk to her like that!”, A voice snaps from behind Harry. He turns around angered,”Would you look at that?The weakling was right. How unfortunate.” He moves so I can see them, Mal, Evie, Jay, Lonnie, Ben, and my ‘Los. I smile at them. “So you came to take my little weakling away again, huh Beasty Boy.” I frown, I hate being called that. 


   Jay steps forward,”I think you have something that belongs to my friend here, give her back and we’ll give you this,” he pulls something from behind his back,”This is the machine Carlos made that can break the barrier for limited amounts of time.”  While Jay was talking Lonnie snuck over and untied me. I mouth a thank you to her and sneak around Harry with her the group. I put myself behind the group’s tallest members so Harry can’t see me. 


   Honestly this guy is so stupid, how did he not see me? Harry turns to untie me and realizes I’m not there.Next thing I know we’re running to the limo. We all fall into it, Jay and Lonnie in the front and the rest of us in the back. “What is that thing anyway?”, I pant. “It’s a fake phone that Jay and I made on the 3d Printer.” “So that’s what took so long.” “What did you think was taking us so long?” I look down, blushing,”Well Harry said that you didn’t care and weren’t coming to save me.” “And you believed him?”  “Well sort of.” He kisses my cheek,”I love you,” he whispers, laying his arm on my wrist, face up. “I have to deal with him he’s my brother.

Anybody else get ptsd of having demons prayed out of them and being annointed with oil every time they see one of those “I speak that into existence” posts? Just me? Cool cool.

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#feminine wiles work on superheroes too

Patrick Warburton has been cast as Lemony Snicket. It’s gonna feel kinda weird to have Kronk narrating A Series of Unfortunate events…

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I stared at these shots for a long time trying to decide which one of them is more of a poor unfortunate soul with a damaged as fuck brain.
But I found out that I can’t really choose.

Delton: Look ah, Commander? I know you’re upset, but maybe you should… I dunno… show the recruits how to hold a shield properly? Instead of just yelling at them?

Cullen: What? No… That’s… N-No! That’s a terrible idea. Shut up.