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favorite fanfic scenes in no particular order
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“The rain,” Tyler says.
Josh nods, slowly.
“It’s like…” Tyler pauses, searching for the word.
“Crisper,” Josh says.
“Exactly,” Tyler says, nodding.
“Almost like…” Josh frowns, “red? Maybe?”
“Mostly,” Tyler says. “With a hint of orange.”
“Orange, right.” Josh points at Tyler. “That’s right. I keep forgetting that one.”
“A lot of things are orange, though,” Tyler says, frowning.
“Not where I’m from,” Josh says darkly. “Everything’s just blue-black there.”
Tyler winces. “I can’t even imagine that.”
“Don’t,” Josh says firmly. He shakes his head. “Don’t even try.”


Irma: So then he was all “i’M a DoCToR, I’m SO sMaRt” Which was completely uncalled for. Especially as he’s just the opening act at some lounge in Oasis Springs.

Unsuspecting patient: Ah well, it’s clearly okay becau-

Irma: It’s fine now though. He apologised and then we “made up” if you get my meaning. All in all I’m feeling pretty positive about things.

Unsuspecting patient: Ah…right…

anonymous asked:

Headcanon that Hayato has this huge crush on Ryusei and completely loses it around him, like he blushes a lot and begins to have voice cracks and stutters and Ryusei just sits there clueless like "Are you okay????????????? What's wrong?????????"

Ryusei: You’re face is also hella red, you should drink more water, you’re maybe too hot.
Hayato: *COUGHS*

what i don’t get is the stereotype that mexicans steal jobs. literally the closest anyone in my family has gotten to stealing anything is when my mom found a dying pine tree on the side of the road and felt so bad for it she grabbed it and planted it in our yard so it could grow. the pine tree is named Lucky. we’re gonna start decorating it for Christmas.

anonymous asked:

There was a meeting with GORA where members where asked if Fushimi knows that Munakata payed 30 million yen to Hirasaka for saving him. Orange said that Fushimi doesn't know the amount and Yellow said that if he knew he would say “Are you stupid or what?” How would it look like if Fushimi somehow found out? His reaction? What would Munakata tell him? *whispers*maybeaficifyou'renotbusyplease*whispers*

I imagine Fushimi maybe figures it out when he’s doing some kind of budget estimate and realizes that there is a rather substantial hole in Scepter 4’s budget. By this point with the destruction of the Slate Fushimi is well aware that Scepter 4’s budget has shrunk considerably but even so there is definitely something he’s missing. He’s probably already suspected that Munakata paid a fairly decent sum in order to get him back – Fushimi’s already well aware of Douhan’s prices, after all, and he probably took a decent chunk out of the budget himself to pay her to help him with the jungle mission – but he’s not aware of exactly how much. He does some research trying to find what exactly he’s missing and somewhere in there he finally discovers that one, it’s not just a ‘substantial’ hole in the budget it’s ‘who the fuck managed to lose 30 million yen’ which then turns into 'the Captain paid Hirasaka Douhan 30 million yen is he insane.’

Munakata probably shows up at some point while Fushimi’s looking at this and makes no attempt to hide that he did in fact pay 30 million yen for Fushimi’s safety. I can totally see Fushimi’s reply being 'are you an idiot’ because he doesn’t at all get why Munakata would throw away so much money on something like this. Munakata in turn is curious as to why Fushimi doesn’t consider saving Fushimi’s own life to be something worthy of such an expenditure and Fushimi just clicks his tongue, noting that he took the mission of his own accord knowing there was no extraction plan, spending so much money on saving someone who should have been capable of saving himself is a waste. Especially with their budget likely to be shrinking soon Fushimi doesn’t see the point in Munakata just throwing away money on saving a single person who got into trouble all on his own. Munakata meanwhile has totally picked up on the undercurrent of Fushimi’s complaining, that even now Fushimi doesn’t see how his life could be worth anything, let alone 30 million yen. I think Munakata would make it clear to Fushimi that Munakata does not in any see this as a 'waste’ of money, on the contrary Munakata feels that any amount he could spend to guarantee Fushimi’s safety would have been worth it. Munakata asked the impossible of Fushimi by requesting he infiltrate jungle, he sent Fushimi into the enemy’s lair knowing the odds of Fushimi coming back alive were slim, and with Munakata feeling that he himself was unlikely to survive the final battle he wanted at least this small bit of reassurance, that Fushimi would make it out alive even if Munakata wasn’t there to meet him. Fushimi just shakes his head, still not really able to grasp it, and Munakata just smiles at him and states that Scepter 4’s budget is of no consequence to Munakata, if there is a sum he could pay to guarantee the safety of his important subordinate Munakata would gladly pay it a hundred times over, if that’s what it took to be certain that Fushimi was able to return to the place he belongs once more.

tried to draw some of my favourite bnha babies (and ships ahah) for the first time! somebody teach me how to draw kiri’s hair pls

bandrybarry: Walking by the bootleg man in Muna, Mexico and look what I found. To fully comprehend this, you must know that Muna is a town with a population of 11,000 souls, a small-town lover’s kinda small town on the way to the Mayan ruins of Uxmal. We stopped for some fruit at an open air market and lo and behold, Luz De Luna. Mama we made it!!! 🙌🏿

one of the beautiful things about this clip was the amount of respect these boys have toward sana, it’s something that you could just feel. it’s such a popular misconception people have, muslim and/or arab boys who completely disrespect girls, who think girls are inferior, not as worthy as them. people associate islam with sexism. but when sana’s brother at the end of the clip made a really clumsy and unintentionally offensive comment to his little sister, these boys were not having it, they immediately let their friend know that it was 100% wrong for him to say that, even as a joke, you don’t make that type of comment, these boys felt that it was wrong, they felt offended by elias’ comment 

these boys are the complete opposite of sexists. these boys are actually feminists. don’t you dare make a sexist comment in front of them, they’re not gonna let it slide

White filmmakers/whiteness in Hollywood is so funnyyyy. They love inserting themselves into stories that have absolutely nothing to do with them and I bet that’s why whitewashing of all these roles happen. And why are they so intent on whitewashing Asian roles?? Like why did we need an American version of Death Note starring white people??? Who asked for Scarlett Eyebrow Raise Johansson to be the Major in Ghost in the Shell? Why are they so selfish??????

Give me more of a Steve and Bucky who lived through the Depression. Show me two super soldiers sitting together to clip all the coupons they can because they can buy loads of stuff now but they’re still both REALLY stingy about money. Show me both of their apartments looking like episodes from Hoarders. Show me Bucky showing up on Christmas day to Avengers Tower with a whole sack full of oranges for Steve and Steve laughing till he cries while everyone else has no idea what’s going on. GIVE ME A STEVE AND A BUCKY WHO ARE STILL FROM THE ‘30S NO MATTER THE HENLEY SHIRTS AND APPLE STORE VISITS


HP Challenge Day 5 - Favorite DA Member: Neville Longbottom

“”The odd thing is, Harry,’ [Dumbledore] said softly, ‘that [the prophecy] may not have meant you at all. Sybil’s prophecy could have applied to two wizard boys, born at the end of July that year, both of whom had parents in the Order of the Phoenix, both sets of parents having narrowly escaped Voldemort three times. One, of course was you. The other was Neville Longbottom.“”