I swear I have an explanation for this just need to find it… ah, there it is!
So, last night when I had just crawled onto my bed at 01:30 something in the morning, my mind for some reason went “My Red calls Edge Baby bro constantly, but also boss, so… he be baby boss” and I literally laughed so much I cried as this mage, Edge in a suit and sitting in a baby chair, immediately popped up in my head xD
“No you stupid—get UP!” there was a loud slap sound that
echoed through the house, and you sat up with a start.
“What’s going on down there?” You called down the stairs,
leaving 2D’s melodica (that you definitely hadn’t been trying to learn while he
was away) outside his room. You started walking down the stairs as Murdoc started
yelling again and reached the bottom step in time to see 2D sprawled awkwardly
on a broken bass guitar on the floor, Murdoc standing over him with a shoe in
his hand, ready to beat him over the head with it. The two of them turned to stare at you and 2D
“’ello, love…” he slurred, waving his fingers and not even
bothering to get up. “I’m a’solutely knackered.” He said giddily. You looked at
him in confusion, then looked back up at Murdoc, who glared back at you.
“You know, I’m right sick of you, Murdoc.” You said, shaking
your head. Murdoc shrugged his arms in disbelief.
“Of me?? That bass was a gift!
Costs more than 2D’s life an’ look at
it! He’s crushed it! Broken beyond repair!!” at that, 2D pushed himself up to a
sitting position, still grinning. He started to sing,
“Shut’cha face!” Murdoc shouted…and 2D immediately shut his
mouth, staring with wide eyes. He slowly brought his hands up to his face and
covered his ears, glancing uneasily from you to Murdoc then back to you. You
took a threatening step towards Murdoc.
“The next time you yell at Stuart, I will punch that soddin’
nose of yours until it’s crushed and
broken beyond repair!” you blurted without thinking. Right away, you covered
your mouth shamefully and started gushing apologies. “I didn’t really mean it!
I promise, I wouldn’t actually punch you in the face or at all it was an exaggeration
I’m not really a violent person—“
“Ow…OWWW!” 2D cried out in pain, now only covering his right
“Eh what now??” Murdoc turned to glare instead at 2D.
“I’m stuck! (Y/N)…ah’m
stuck! M’ah han’s stuck!” You cocked your head and walked over to 2D, kneeling
beside him on the floor.
“Stu, how drunk are you? There’s nothing ther—“ suddenly, you
saw a glint in the artificial light of the room…and saw that 2D’s finger was
stuck in a little silver loop in the top of his ear. “Wait a secon’…what…What’s
that?” you moved his hand, revealing two other silver studs down his earlobe.
“Oh my GOD he’s gone an’ pierced his ears hasn’t he?” Murdoc groaned and rolled his eyes. 2D’s drunken
smile returned and he craned his neck to kiss you quickly on the nose, his lips
brushing against your nose ring.
“Look, now we match!” he said cheerfully, smiling bashfully
at you. “I was goin’ to ge’h a bunch’a tattoos but apparen’ly they ‘urt ‘specially
when you ge’h a lot o’ them…” he paused thoughtfully. “You know…I saw myself in
th’a mirror…an’ I don’ look very good with these…f’ings in my ear. It was like
curlin’ my hair…I’h seemed like a good idea at the time…but it looked kinda
ridiculous….” Your lips twitched in a half-smile, though you were trying to be
“I’m guessing you’ll want those out, then. I can help you, Stu.”
You offered, trying not to laugh at just how ridiculous the idea was. He shook
“Noooo!” he slurred, falling forward onto your shoulder. He
peered up at you with puppy dog eyes, looking truly pathetic. “We’ve go’h ta do
a photoshoot or some’fing…I wan’ everyone to see ‘ow cute we look together…an’ I
don’ want to just completely waste
these earrings. I spent full hours waiting in line behind a girl who was buyin’
whale earrings. I had to explain to
the lady workin’ behin’ the counter that she had to get out of there before I let her pierce my ears…I don’ wan’ all that
to be for nothing!”
Murdoc scoffed loudly, drawing both your attention and 2D’s.
“You two are absolutely comical.”
He groaned. “Sickening.” 2D swayed dizzily, laughing.
“You’re jus’ bein’ grumpy ‘cause you’ve never met someone you’d
get your ears pierced for….don’
worry,” he patted Murdoc’s leg reassuringly. “You’ll find someone, prob’ly.
Lucky for me I don’ have to look
anymore.” He put his arms around you, sort of hugging you but mostly leaning
heavily on you. Within moments, he was snoring, and you just sat there, letting
him rest against you, knowing that you’d be ready to take care of him during
his hangover tomorrow.
I’m gonna assume, based on all the tweets flooding my tl, that Thomas just hit 2M on YT. It’s cool to see and actually kinda surreal. Cause seeing him climb his way to the top with Vine and now him branching out to YouTube?? It’s just..so crazy to see how far he’s come. Like. Seriously. You guys. From finding him on Vine with 20k to seeing him hit million after million and now 2M on YouTube? It’s just so..wow! And I know Thomas isn’t a numbers guy, which is one of the things I really love about him, but seeing him at this point after all these years just makes my heart swell. And like. All the people he’s helped and inspired in some way shape or form and seeing all of them do the same for each other?? It’s just a beautiful thing. Seriously. I love it and this community so much! And I hope people see that this fandom is a direct reflection of the kind of person Thomas is! I’m rambling. But I just gotta say how super proud I am and how much I love my handsome, talented gay friend! 🌈💜🏳️🌈
And I think we all know that Thomas wouldn’t be where he is now without the help from all of his equally, if not more so, talented friends helping him out with all of his videos!! Every single one of them deserve the same amount of love and recognition as Thomas! They’re all amazing and incredible people! 💕