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SHINee: Everything = sex, never be in public while viewing anything

NCT: Pick a bias quickly and hang on, if you let go you’ll be lost in there forever

Exo: Lay needs to be protected no matter who your bias is, everyone has abs don’t be fooled by beagle line, try not to start shit with ARMYs, Tao, Kris, and Luhan left don’t bring it up

BTS: Bias J-Hope he’s the best and most under appreciated, try not to start shit with EXO-Ls, comment “Jungkook its not that serious” on every picture

Got7: It’s Jinyoung now, Markson is undeniable, Maknae line transforms like 1023483% 

Monsta X: Learn to enjoy being uncomfortable all the time

KNK: Not a lot of English subs but you should tune into the vapps anyway, little rookies need support <3

Block B: There’s more than just Zico, they get drunk sometimes its just how it is

Beast: Too many weekly idols to watch em all, trust the memes instead, pick your favorite era and watch that one.

Winner: Stay away from Song Minho :)

iKon: You need to watch WIN: Who is next, Mix and Match, and Show Me the Money 3

Big Bang: You too late

K.A.R.D: Don’t be afraid to bias someone the same sex as you. 

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Warning: Jimin smut

“Cheers.”

You take a swig from the bottle in your hand, savouring the sharp flavour on your tongue you’ve been waiting for all day long.

The boy next to you, impatiently holding out his hand, rolls his eyes when you let out a fulfilled sigh. “Dude, it’s just vodka with fucking water.”

“Fuck off, Yoongi,” you respond, showing your affection for the guy by taking a sip. Only when he basically rips it out of your hands do you hand it to him with offendedly. “Fine, take it.”

Yoongi leans back until his head hits the brick wall, then copies your actions. “Fucking hell, Jimin again today.”

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