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  • P.L. Travers:NO RED IN THE FILM
  • Walt Disney:...
  • Walt Disney:okay
  • Walt Disney:...
  • Walt Disney:*goes over to Tony Walton*
  • Walt Disney:tony my friend
  • Walt Disney:yoU GIVE THAT MARY A RED SCARF
  • Walt Disney:AND A RED COAT
  • Walt Disney:AND HER JOLLY HOLIDAY DRESS WILL HAVE RED IN IT TOO
  • Walt Disney:AND EVEN IF SHE'S NOT WEARING RED
  • Walt Disney:HER PETTICOATS WILL BE RED
  • Walt Disney:AND MR BANKS WILL ALSO HAVE A RED COAT
  • Walt Disney:AND THAT RED IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME
  • Walt Disney:THAT YOUR WIFE WILL CALL IT TONY RED AND POINT IT OUT 5485748754 TIMES 40 YEARS LATER WHEN SHE DOES AN AUDIO COMMENTARY FOR THIS MOVIE
  • Walt Disney:*pats back*
  • Walt Disney:i hope you're getting the picture here
  • Walt Disney:RED.
and this is what you missed at the real premiere of mary poppins
  • pl travers:suprise bitches bet y'all thought you'd seen the last of me
  • walt disney:why the fuck are you here i didn't invite you
  • pl travers:look how i care
  • *movie starts*
  • pl travers:oh shit
  • pl travers:oh my god no
  • pl travers:are they actually serious
  • pl travers:fucking dick van dyke
  • pl travers:sTOP SINGING
  • pl travers:is2g if i see 'mary poppins' looking at bert like that one more time i'm gonna lose my shit
  • pl travers:no dick for me no dick for mary
  • *animation sequence*
  • pl travers:O H GOD nO
  • pl travers:NONONONONO I SAID NO ANIMATION YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS
  • pl travers:what the shit are they serious
  • pl travers:fucking penguins
  • pl travers:*cries*
  • pl travers:*leaves the theater*
  • *after the movie*
  • pl travers:*walks over to disney*
  • pl travers:alright mr disney we have a lot of work to do
  • pl travers:first of all, delete the animation sequence
  • pl travers:because i hate it
  • walt disney:lOL no bye
  • pl travers:what the shit
  • pl travers:well looks like you're never gonna touch any of my books again my friend
  • pl travers:but now i'm rich so i guess that's a plus