how to peel hard boiled eggs

@yukky_0614

Today is also the filming for “FIVE”!

Sato Ryuji, who is way too unskillful at peeling a hard-boiled egg.

#FIVE #MENS5 #Sato Ryuji #Way too unskillful at peeling a hard-boiled egg #More than half the egg has been peeled off with the shell #So cute LOLOL

Wait a minute… What is this feeling of deja vu? Oh, right~

@ryyyo_k (November 26, 2015)

The other day, I went out for a meal with the one whom everyone loves, Sato Ryuji, and the one whom everyone admires, Ogoe Yuuki, and before I knew it, it was going at quite a good pace.

I also realised one other thing. Ryuji, you are way too unskillful at peeling a hard-boiled egg. All that was left was just the yolk!

NOTE:

Over a year has passed since Kitazono Ryo’s Tweet and it’s nice to know that some things haven’t changed. LOL! But, Ryuji, seriously, for someone who can cook as well as you do, how can you be that bad at peeling hard-boiled eggs?! xDDDDD

How to ride a dique like a professianal

1. Your body is a temple hello you cannot just cram any old ponis insode of you. First you must cleanse and decorate your orifice fortress and prepare your love hole for the ham slam.
2. Practice stretching your vogena by inserting several hard boiled eggs of various sizes and peel them with the delicate force of your whispering tulip.
3. Take some of the peeled hard boiled eggs and arrange them in a circle. Give the rest to a neighbor or close family member for safe keeping.
5. With one sock on and one sock off stick candles in each egg and light them. Litter an assortment of twigs and berries around the eggs.
6. Invite sexual partner into love nest. They will be like “wow are you actually serious you peeled all of these eggs for me” to which you should reply “let’s smog this hog”
4. Use the candle wax as your lubricant and as it dries it will cement the two lovers together forever. All the while staring directly into their eyes saying the magic words “let’s smog this hog”
7. Orgasm.
8. Phone your neighbor or family friend to bring the left over eggs so you can eat them and regain your strength.