how to make a drink

Sorry in advance for the length, I need to vent but writing is not my best skill lol.

I’m a manager at a very small restaurant/café (normally like 3 employees max). I only started in June of last year, and got pregnant in September, however I never missed a single shift, despite the terrible morning sickness to the point of not being able to move at some times and laying on the bathroom floor, but I always stayed until I was told to go home lol.

Anyway, my boss (the owner) hired a new girl for the busy summer season, who is also newly pregnant. She, however, has already called out 3 of her 7 shifts in her 2 weeks there, and still doesn’t know how to make the most basic of sandwiches or drinks. When she started she was doing so well, and its gone downhill so fast that we had to start looking for other people to try and convince to apply.

Like, why apply if you’re going to be so lazy? I’m going to give birth soon and I am running more than you and they will need someone to help them in May when I’m on leave.


It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes

Hoe Tip #6: How to Make Your Vagina Delicious!!

First of all: drink LOTS of water!! (this is non-negotiable 😡)

Foods that make you taste (and smell) better:
🍎 apples
🎍 celery
🍵 yogurt
🍇 red grapes
🍶 cranberry juice
🌿 mint
🍉 watermelon
🍓 strawberries
🍍pineapple (duh)
🌸 kiwi
🌸 blueberries
🌸 mango
🍶 green tea
🌿 parsley
🍌 bananas
🍯 honey
🌸 cinnamon
🌸 nutmeg
🍬 peppermint
So basically any fruit 😉💦

And a list of foods that make you taste/smell 😕😷
🚫 Dairy products
🚫 Liquor/Beer
🚫 Cigarettes (HUGE no-no)
🚫 Garlic
🚫 Asparagus
🚫 Any meat or fish
🚫 Broccoli


DeForest Kelley + MIlkshake in A Time To Kill


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Survive the manual override

prompts: romantically inclined roommates
  • “you see me come home from work at two in the morning and don’t wake me up the next day because you’ve never seen me sleep so well in all the time we’ve been living together”
  • “i don’t get fired from my job because you remembered to call my boss and tell them i got sick”
  • “both of us can’t fall asleep so we end up wandering around the city at 3 in the morning”
  • “i leave breakfast on the table every morning because i know you never wake up in time”
  • “you tell me to stop waiting for you to come back from a night out”
  • “it’s probably not healthy how rarely we actually make it to the bedroom after a night of drinking”
  • “we can’t afford heating in the winter and you’re practically a furnace as I accidentally discovered during horror movie night”
  • “maybe we should rent a one bedroom apartment because we rarely spend time in our separate rooms”
  • “we take turns cooking even though you’re better than i am”
  • “we’ve definitely come home wasted and confessed our feelings for one another on multiple occasions”

“I’ve been drinking and I don’t feel like coloring that thing I’ve been working on for a month what should I draw” “Mom chilling with caf because she deserves a minute”

Mom’s gonna take a few minutes because the caf hasn’t kicked in yet.

Copic gasenfude brush pen on Canson XL vellum bristol.


e t h e r e a l ;

Part of me is like “Jean Valjean is the main character of Les Miserables and that’s very important and maybe the miniseries will remind people of that” and part of me is like “listen. I literally only care about Les Amis and would watch six hours just of Enjolras and Grantaire sitting in the same room doing nothing” so I’m a little conflicted

long story short last nite my boss asked me on a scale of 1-10 how good are my espresso drinks and i said “oh , i can make an 8″ … . .  ..and now im getting reassessed for barista certification today and i have no idea why i answered so overconfidently like an 8 ???????? who tf do i think i am omf i h8 myself