I’ve been saving these up for a while now, here it goes:
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became a total disaster
John Laurens: What? You think cuz I’m gay I talk about it all the time! I wear rainbow stuff daily! I make sure everyone knows I’m gay! Well I’ll have you know I’m not like that! *looks down and notices he’s wearing a pride shirt* uhhh *zips up jacket*
Lafayette: Tis I! The Frenchiest Fry! The most Parisian Baguette!
Hercules: *crocheting* I do this so I don’t kill people. I could so easily just stick this right into his eye! ….But I won’t, Imma make a scarf instead.
Burr: Here I am, just minding my own business, trying to go about life without wanting to jump off the nearest bridge, then OUT POPS THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
Thomas: It seems that my expertise is not appreciated here. Fine! I’ll just go somewhere else where people think my cooking is good and no one says shit about my coat! *stands up and pops coat collar dramatically* Are you coming or are you staying with these uncultured peasants?
James: Listen, I’m running on Dayquil and three cups of coffee and you want to start shit now?! I got out of bed for this! *Starts a coughing fit* ….I can’t wait to watch you all burn in hell.
Angelica: I’m trying to be a good person. I keep my grades up, I try to help out my friends and family, geez, I put up with you lot for Heaven’s sake. Why can’t I just be rich, famous, and be with a smart, decent guy who likes me!
Eliza: He was the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever met! And to think I thought I loved him. We had baby names and god parents picked out…. screw him! Allow me to explain, in song!~ *sings sad breakup songs while making everyone else in the room uncomfortable*
Peggy: Hey, here’s a little reminder for ya, I still exist! You never said any of this important gossip to me, you told my sisters and the rest of the damn WORLD, but not me….whatever, it’s fine. I don’t care anyways.
Maria: I don’t deserve this! I never deserve any of this! I live with an asshole and he makes every day a living hell.
Philip: *showing everyone his injuries* You’re probably wondering how I got these. *Pulls up video from his go pro of him skateboarding down the street. Two pretty girls walk by and he gets distracted trying to flirt with them and show off that he doesn’t notice a parked car. He crashes into it and as the video gets blurry you hear loud cursing and the girls laughing* ….not my finest moment.
Lee: You don’t understand! I’m in crisis mode! I can’t handle this! *Shaves head*
Seabury: You damn well know my senpai is better than yours! My senpai will kick your senpai’s ass! *whispers* then maybe he’ll finally notice me….
Eacker: *talking shit* I’m not talking shit! How dare you say I’m talking shit! Fight me you punk!
Washington: Why don’t I have a say in being the dad friend? I don’t want to be the dad friend! I would never want to be the father of any of you!
King George III: Ew! Don’t touch me you filthy peasants! Don’t even go near me you disgusting swine! I am above you all! I am a King! I demand to be treated as su- *gets tripped by friend* *laying on floor dramatically* why must the world be so cruel….
Hey guys! So as some of you may know, Valentines is just around the corner! To celebrate, the senpais wanted to send everyone Valentine Letters to those who want to participate~ All you guys have to do is write a personalized letter to one of your favorite senpai, and be sure to include a signature of your name at the end so they know who to reply back to!
Here is an example done by a couple members of ours! :
You can send in asks from now until the 13th [11:59PM EST]! Or until there is an announcement stating that the time frame to send in asks is over, and we will then close our ask box! Send us those asks!All letters will begin to be posted the following day [we are not sure how long it will take for the senpais to get through them all though]~ We will be tagging the posts with “Senpai Valentine” !
Daylight rose in the distance and it began brightening the room,Cross groaned as he tried to go close the blinds so he could sleep more, but he couldn’t move, he looked up to see Nightmare holding him very tightly, Cross then remembers what happened, he blushed as Nightmare breathed on his face, he tried to get out of Nightmare’s grip without waking him. It was then Nightmare groaned and blinked his eye open, Cross blushed as Nightmare stared at him.”N-Nightmare?” Cross asked, Nightmare soon realized the position they were in, he immediately let go of Cross,”S-Sorry.” Nightmare stuttered out, blushing. Cross noticed Nightmare’s blush, he then smiled at him gently,”It’s fine, how was your sleep Senpai?” Cross said, he then covered his mouth with his hands,”I mean Nightmare, I-” “I slept well…How about you?” Cross was shocked, for the first time ever, Nightmare didn’t lash out at him,”I slept just fine…” There was silence between them, Cross then decided he needed to know something.”Nightmare, why did asked if I loved Dream yesterday?” Nightmare flinched, he thought for a moment before sighing.”Yesterday, I had a Nightmare about you and Dream, I dreamed that you left the Dark sanses to be with him, you said you hated me…*Sniff* And that I’ll never be worth anything, you said that…” Nightmare begins crying, “That I should die, I know it was dream, but I don’t want to lose you, the most precious thing that ever made me happy and to feel loved when no else loved me!! *Sobs*!” Nightmare buries his face in his hands as he begins sobbing, Cross eyes widen,’Nightmare was afraid of losing Cross?!’ Cross then wraps Nightmare in a hug, Nightmare sobs in Cross’s shoulder, Cross begins cuddling Nightmare as Nightmare sobs quieted down, Cross pulled away a bit and stared up at Nightmare, Nightmare stared at him as Cross begins wiping Nightmare’s tears away.”Oh Nightmare-senpai, I’ll never do that to you, do want to know why I keep calling you senpai?”Cross smiled up at him, Nightmare stared at him, Cross then pecks Nightmare’s ‘lips’. Nightmare blushed at Cross’s actions, but soon he wrapped his arms around Cross’s waist as Cross wraps his arms around Nightmare’s neck, the lingered for awhile before pulling away, Cross was blushing and so was Nightmare.”That’s why I call you senpai.” Cross whispered, Nightmare blushed and he then cuddles Cross in his chest, Cross buries his face in Nightmare’s chest.”Cross, does this mean you love me?” Nightmare asked, hoping it wasn’t some dream or cruel joke, Cross smiled the gentlest smile he could.”I do love you, do you love me?” Cross snuggles in Nightmare’s warm embrace, his eyes closed as Nightmare whispered Cross,”Yes, I do love you…” They both looked at each other as they kissed again, they then fell asleep in each other’s arms, cuddle to each other very close, the cuddles they needed so much to let out these feelings for each other.
“MUAHHHWW!!!!!!!!!!!!” Killer cackled as he began spamming everyone with the photo of Cross and Nightmare cuddling,”The ship has sailed!!!!!!” “I FOUND THE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Horror ran far away with it. Murder begins laughing like a troll as he stared at the photo of Cross x Nightmare,’how could this day get any better?”
(I finished! I hope you loved this One-shot, welp, time to start preparing for Thursday, the sequel of my Crossmare will be out by then, anyways I hoped you enjoyed the one-shot!!!!!)
How about 12“I can’t stop thinking about you.” with Kirishima? Love your blog, senpai!💓
Senpai gets noticed… ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
Kirishima had called you out of the blue to ask you some dumb, random questions. Now, hours later, you laid tossing and turning on your bed in your room talking to that very same man. Still talking about nothing. When the line went silent for a coupe seconds you asked the question that had been on your mind from the beginning.
“So, why did you really call?” Taking on a more sarcastic tone you added, “You didn’t actually want know my opinion on if penguins had legs or not, did you?”
“Hey! I mean, haven’t you ever wondered?”
“Never!” you chuckled.
“Well I guess its…” He paused and then said, “I cant stop thinking about you.”
He was smiling. You could hear it in his voice. “What are you saying, you dork? You don’t need to say embarrassing things like that anymore! We’re already dating!”
“So? Its true. No matter what, I just cant get you off my mind.” Just then, you heard a groan in the background followed by Bakugou’s rough voice barking at him to ‘shut the hell up with all that mushy talk!’
“I cant believe you’re saying these things in from of Bakugou!” you gasp. “You’re shameless, Eijiro!”
What do you do to draw more attention to an rpg development blog to get more followers for your game? Other than using the right tags. Your game looks amazing by the way I cant wait!!
Oh, that’s a tricky question! I think I answered something like this before, but the easier way to get noticed by those senpais out there is to post, like, a LOT. Sometimes even small things count. I know how gamedev can be slow sometimes, but you can post anything on your development, really! I usually post character sheets for the enemies (each enemy!), or like, alterations in mapping. For me the post has to be “visual”, as I’m a visual person, but since we’re in tumblr, text work as well. Posting silly things like this can be seem as boring to the person developing, but it can be actually interesting to the viewer! Of course, animations drag more attention than anything, but I can’t post animations every day, sooo, this is like tips for the every day life HAHA
So, I would say, this list sums up a little:
gifs of the game
showing new characters and talking about them
animations with clean bg
tutorials for developers
gifs of process
more gifs of the game
shitpost (very important)
new events, even those silly ones
Basically, posting will always bring new followers. And some kinds of posts generates more reblogs (animations, for example) which generates more followers, but you shouldn’t just stick to those. Your fans also wants to see how the development itself is going and those long posts and you should respect that :3 Also: Don’t overdo it, don’t post too much! You don’t want to annoy people! These are tips for Tumblr!
Since I’ve been getting a few asks on how to get all of the senpais, I decided to make a quick guide for everyone who needs help!
Unlocking everyone isn’t hard as long as you have their favorite items out. If you want a certain senpai to show up often, the best way to do that is to have their top three favorite items which is listed in their profiles. Note that what I list down below isn’t everything that can make them appear and they may not be their exact favorites since I haven’t switched around my items recently. If you know what their exact favorites are (which would be an item where they’re actually interacting with it rather than just standing i.e. Basketball Club Senpai is the only one who dribbles the basketball) then please feel free to message me so I can update this list!
Thanks to a few people who have kindly messaged me, I have managed to find almost every item that a senpai interacts with. Whichever item below is listed first is the one that he has a special action with.
Senpai List and Favorite Items
Nerd/Izumi Senpai - Chess Set*, Soft Armchair, Small Bookshelf
Young/Yuu Senpai - Gumball Machine*, Strawberry Shortcake, Pet Cat
Lazy/Ren Senpai - Blue Sofa*, Strawberry Shortcake, Soft Armchair
Art Club/Touya Senpai -
Painting of a Lady*, Flower Vase, Mirror
School Festival/Hajime Senpai - Taiko Drum*, Small Orange Tree, Rose Vase
Science Lab/Reiji Senpai - Pet Cat*, PC Station, Miso Soup
Villain/Ryuu Senpai - Villain Chair*, Maid Cafe Set
Director/Katsuo Senpai - Director’s Chair*, Maid Cafe Set
Vampire/Viktor Sensei - Red Iced Tea Pitcher*, Dark Carriage, Gothic Table Set
Ghost/Unknown Senpai - Skeleton Model*, Operating Table, Gothic Table Set
* = Favorite item and the one they interact with
These are just rough estimates of the amount of visits, so don’t worry if they don’t give you a CG exactly on say the 150th visit. Note that I haven’t unlocked every CG yet, so if you see one that I don’t have, please let me know so I can put it on the list!
Because of the new update, you can get new senpai CGs by interacting with them. So far, it seems you can get a special birthday CG if you’ve maxed out their love meter to level 8 before or on their birthday (you can see each senpai’s birthday on their character bio in the game!). As they update the game more, you can get extra CGs from senpais depending on the number of visits they have.
Once you get your senpais to a full 5 hearts, you can interact with them when they visit the cafe! Here’s how it goes:
Basically, you have to keep touching the hearts that show up on the senpai for the love meter to fill up/level up
You can interact with a senpai 3 times per day, and the love meter will become full after three interactions
If you want to increase your level more than just once a day, you can feed your senpai cake which costs 80 gems
Once you’ve filled a senpai’s love meter to level 8, your senpai will be in “super love mode” for 12 hours. During this period, every time you interact with them you will have a CG-like portrait of them rather than their usual chibi selves you see in the cafe. They’ll also say a lot of cute/sweet things to you when you talk to them!
Try to save up your gems for the cafe expansion (200 gems). It helps you encounter more senpais at once and since there are more of them, you can easily earn back all your gems.
Once you feel that you have enough coins, switch over to Gourmet Beans since rarer senpais will show up more often. Then once you have enough gems, switch to Gold Beans and Magic Beans because the special senpais will occupy often if you use those!
To get all the notes and CGs from each Senpai depends on the number of hearts they have. Once you get to the third/green heart you will receive a note from them. After that you have to wait until they get to the fifth/red heart to see a special scene and get their CG. For the special senpais, there are two unlockable CGs (4th heart = 1st CG, 5th heart = 2nd CG).
To increase their hearts, you have to get them to visit the cafe often which is why it’s important to leave out their favorite items especially if you want a CG from a specific senpai.
An anon made a great suggestion for those who keep getting senpais who already have their hearts maxed out. It’s a cold method, but if they’re occupying an item, simply remove the item which will make the senpai leave and then put it back and hope for the senpai you want to show up. It’s kind of harsh, but it will definitely speed up the process of collecting everyone’s notes and CGs haha.
Always make sure try your luck with the daily gacha! The prizes can range from different types of beans, gold, and diamonds.
Even though Ninja senpai can now visit your cafe, you can still watch ads from him to get free coins and gems.
Those are all the useful tips I can give you guys for now! If I find anything new I’ll be sure to update this. Again, feel free to message me if you have any other questions or if I need to correct something on this guide. Happy senpai hunting!
For some reason senpai was very sweet to me yesterday (Looks like it has to be you) I started noticing senpai a long time ago (Looks like it has to be you) Ahh spare me a few glances and listen to me (Looks like it has to be you) My head is filled with stuff about princesses and princes But I don’t even care I just have to see you right now I want to know what senpai thinks About the principles of this world, the definition of love, and the categories of happiness I want to know more about you It doesn’t matter how many times you kick me I can’t get anywhere just by playing cool Looks like it has to be you
“Kiss your children, the world ends tomorrow.“ “fuck me daddy until my face falls off” “you need to suck my pls” “Fuck my pussy my ass and then squirt my face” “lick my wet pussy” WILDCAT I WANT YOUR BABES I WA A TRANS FOR YOU” “my dog died in a car last week” “HITLER FOR PRES” “Hi mom :D” “VANOSS 4 PRESIDNET” “waffles r guwd” “WILDCAT FOR PRESIDENT MINILADD FOR FIRST LADY” “Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock” “Titshits” “I would bone wildcat” “Purge tomorrow” “Anybody if you want to add me on PS4 my gamer tag is TheLastCalibre “ “gg” “Damb” “I suck at animating” “HI WILDCAT PLZ SAYZ HI” “Play more CS:GO” “fuck her in said pussy” “can you please slap my dap” “Nipple” “Gorad Time” “Love you” “kill all” “SHUT UP” “Panda” “Such dudes” “Tyler I live in the same neighborhood as you youve probably never seem me but i own the 2015 audi a4” “͡° ͜ʖ ͡° “ “Vaginas” “I am watching this at school” “How do i donate” “sub 2 me” “Tyler can you say kenes” “Fuck em in the dick puss Tyler” “hey Tyler i’m gonna clap your cheeks” Fuck me in the ass and call me fernando” “say my name” “fuck skyrim” “fuck me harder daddy” “Fist meh daddy” “say my name wildcat pls thanks” “I am so wet” “Play gmod” “Google.com” “Alex is a fucking nigger” “Are you gay” “vanossgaming” “who else is masterbating” “the wreckage” “you commenters are the dumbest fucks ever” “where;svanoss” “LONG DICK STYLE” “dickcheese” “Lol ok weed” “wild shit license to me” “Trump for president 2016” “I love u wildkat no homo” “that’s a toilet“ “FIST ME DADDY” “Hey wild u sexy bitch” “Stfu about vanoss, hes not here so just dont say anytying T_T” “pussy pussy marijuana” “mommy” “Anal Fun” “Tylerrrrr” “eat my ass” “i wanna hump you” “dicks out for wildcat” “You suck a dick” “Say my name!” “fist me tyler” “Savage” “ha u died” “How’s life Tyler?” “paul gray” “WHO IS WILDCAT!?!” “Fuck u Minlidid” “love u daddy” “thats what she said” “DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE” “sub pizzazz” “hi dadday” “yell out TITTIES!!” “Donkey” “im a big fan” “WILDCAT. This is Eric from The Wreckage. Thank you for using our song as your outro.” “i really want to fuck your husband ☺” “NOTICE ME SENPAI!! <3” “Triggered” “Bitch much” “#hipe” “DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH” “tell Vanoss to shut the fuck up in the next Gmod video” “I’m in school card” “Vote for Trump” “Scratch my balls” “tight pussy holy fuck” “SO SALTY” “funny how ur not being "positive” isn’t it XD” “at least he’s HIV positive douche” “I eat ass” “orange peel” “#TeamTaylorSwift” “EAT MY AAASS” “Black” “Watching you on my new iPhone 7” “MURK IS A MOANING FUCK” “lit asf” “BIG DICK BIG BALLS” “GET POOPED ON” “look alive stay alice” “WILDCAT IS TRUMP “Tyler = Jesus” “Subscribe” “It looks bad” “BECAUSE YOU’RE YOU” “my clit is wet” “i do weed giveaways” “Hey, Hey Wildcat, Get Gud” “he gay” “YOUR SEXY” “Can you fuck me” “any guys wanna fuck” “my dick so hard” “my dick is so big” “Wildcat I will donate 30 Dollars if you tell mini he is coil” - tigerman craig
*Tyler disables chat*
(my favorite has to be “WILDCAT FOR PRESIDENT MINILADD FOR FIRST LADY”)