how to get a hottie

anonymous asked:

Hi again. I'm the same anon who asks about the rules. Thank you so much for that. I would like to request for Starish, QN and Heavens reaction to shy , plain (not ugly but not pretty) and tomboyish (prefer t-shirts over tight tops, sneakers over high heels) s/o having people gossip about s/o when two of them pass by some random citizens saying "how did that plain girl get such a hottie like him?". S/o personally is not bothered at all but the princes don't have the same reaction

Boy this was some work! 18 people in one ask xD Anyways, tell me what you think!

Your date was going amazing despite the several pairs of eyes locked onto you. Your boyfriend and you didn’t care, choosing to enjoy yourself rather than bother with their attention. With your hair cascading down, a shirt and pants put on and your favourite pair of sneakers; it was all perfect until that one whisper.

“So plain. I wonder how she got him.”

You walked on, head held high as you ignored the sudden downpour of whispers that were now initiated.

“Yeah! ○○○-kun has better taste in girls, she’s…ugh.”

Your boyfriend stiffened and your grip tightened on your interlocked fingers as you pushed forward, silently asking him to not react. Giggles were followed. His fingers were shaking but you gave him a small smile, sure that this childish behaviour would end soon.

“I know! She must have seduced him with her….other things…” Someone purred teasingly, causing laughter to erupt and your boyfriend stopped, tugging you back as he turned to face them.


You didn’t like the smile Otoya’s face had. It suddenly turned cold when he heard that accusation. Determined to rectify the situation, he kissed your forehead before looking at them. The words came out immediately. “Stop! What do you know about ○○○-chan huh?! Nothing! That gives you no right to talk about her badly!” The redhead fumed, ever ready to defend you no matter what happened. He took your hand and walked off, making sure to shoot everyone a scary glare before doing so.


Your date was pleasant until they ruined it throughly. While you were used to such insults, knowing that they didn’t really affect you, Masato wasn’t. He didn’t like, he hated, the fact that you tolerated such utter nonsense. His grip tightened on your fingers and you tried to persuade him to let go but he wasn’t having any of that. “Enough of this childish banter. One does not continue to insult someone just because that person tolerates it. ○○○, let’s go, I’d rather not deal with them.” He warned, satisfied when the women nodded, utterly shocked. If these girls were a bunch of men, consider their futures ruined if Masato ever demanded a search carried out on them.


His smile turned firm, almost cold. His ‘grin’ widened as he leaned closer to that girl who insulted your assets. “Wahaha! I didn’t hear you quite there! What did you just say?” He asked, his voice bright and cheery but it sent shudders of fear down your insulter’s spine. They looked away, suddenly embarrassed. Natsuki smiled at the rest who averted their gazes before turning back to you and humming happily. He didn’t wheedle an apology out of them but was sure that they were sorry for crossing by you and speaking like that.


He did not like the words he just heard. He was disgusted, willing to break a few jaws but alas, he did not raise his hand at a woman. His eyes narrowed at the crowd who visibly looked afraid to their wits. “I see. ○○○ seduced me. Of course she did, which is why she dresses so ‘plainly’ as you put it, and does not announce to the whole world that we’re dating. Of course, she seduced me.” He chuckled darkly, his eyes glinting predatorily. “I’ve never heard anything more dumb than that. ○○○, we’re leaving. People who gossip about you are just jealous.”


One gaze from Ren had them stiffen. He smirked, the expression not reaching his eyes as he slowly sauntered towards your accuser, eyeing them from head to toe. “So, lady, care to repeat what you just said?” He whispered, low and dangerous. The girl shook her head almost immediately, shooting you a glare. Ren stepped in between, shielding you from her. He spat out the next few words. “For you to insult someone because you don’t have what they you know what it speaks about you, ladies?” The girl’s face turned pale and the remaining who laughed along with her, tried not to cower. Ren ran a hand through his hair, his smirk widening. “It says that you are someone who cannot see the beauty in a person. You are someone who judges people by just their surface.” His voice was cold, enough to horrify you as well the motley. “I want you out of my sight and a million miles away from my honey. Now.”


He balled his fists angrily, his voice louder than before. “You all, stop! Enough there!” The girls looked shocked as he dropped his fists, glaring at each and every one of them. “Ugh. You all are children. ○○○ did nothing to get me. I fell in love with her. Wanna know why?” He narrowed his eyes, noting the speechlessness in the audience. “Because she’s definitely not like this.” He spat out and took your hand, making sure you left the place immediately. He might’ve lost a few fans there but you mattered more.


You swore that you heard the prince hiss when he heard the first insult itself. Now? He was furious, ready to destroy anyone, anyone who insulted you. “How repulsive.” The words came out louder than he intended it to. “This is so mean of you to do so.” He told, pointing his shaky finger to every one of the girls. “So what if you all think ○○○ seduced me? It does not change that I love her and that I know her more than you all.” He pivoted on his heel, stomping off, with you in tow. He didn’t want to start a fight but if he was still a cat, he would have most certainly scratched every one of them. You were his precious princess. You don’t deserve such horrible accusations.


He laughed. Loudly. Clenching his stomach, he turned back to face your pile of insulters, shaking from the after effects of his sudden outburst. Your eyes were widely open and so were the eyes of the women who so freely gossiped about you. “I’m sorry, sorry~ ○○○-chan seduced me? I’ve not heard a funnier joke than that!” He laughed again, the sound darker and dangerous this time. He smiled at the women who refused to meet his eyes, shaking his head. “The one who’s ugh is you, not my ○○○-chan.” Seeing them stiffen, he smirked and continued. “Besides, if she did seduce me, I doubt I would have left our bed and brought her out on this date!” He added cheerily before taking your flustered hand and running off.


You had to hold onto Ranmaru to prevent him from actually starting a fist fight with women. He just stared them down, his heterochromatic eyes glaring daggers at every single one of them. “Ran…let’s just go..” You whispered helplessly and he stiffened at your pleading voice. He decided to heed to your request but spat out a few words before leaving. “Disgusting. I’d die sooner than be admired by any of you.”


He didn’t like the mixed bout of anger and frustration kicking inside him. He knew that people gossiped like this only when they were jealous, indicating that they couldn’t have what the subject of their topic possessed. This was normal among humans and yet hearing such insults towards his ○○○ irked him. He wanted to give them a setback and so he did, when he eyed them all with a narrow gaze, his tone flat. “Stop. This is nothing but immature behaviour. Although ○○○ remarkably tolerates this, I won’t. How you all talk makes me feel disgusted.”


He wasn’t going to tolerate this. His icy blue eyes turned cold as he suppressed a scoff, instead plastering on a smile that was everything but pleasant. “Peasants.” He disliked the kind of language he used for a motley of women but right now, none would get away with insulting his ○○○ to his face. The word did shock his audience as he eyed them all murderously, his glares sharper than a dagger. “Apologise to ○○○ now. I would not bear with you all talking to her with such disrespect. She is my countess, my jewel. Far be it from me to bat an eyelash when fools like you openly accuse her being.”


It was only once when you saw Eiichi snap. You had committed his form to memory so that you would not rile his temper up again. Now here he stood, his fists curling, his eyes glinting dangerously. He snickered like a devil, sending the women into another set of whispers but his low voice shut them up. “Low. So so so very low of you to talk about my ○○○ this way. Why do I even have you as my fans?” His trembling laughter shook you to your very core. He made sure to leave them all a glare before taking your wrist, pulling you close to his chest and walking off.


You knew your boyfriend was a man of few words but his silence now scared you more than his talking. His grip on your hand tightened and you tried not to yelp. You tugged on your intertwined fingers, indicating that you two should leave but Kira halted you in your steps, pulling you close. “No.” He whispered to you. He repeated that louder to the women in the back, his golden eyes gleaming with a sense of protectiveness. “○○○ is nothing like how you picture her to be. She’s the most amazing woman I have ever met.” His words rocked the females into silence. “Your behaviour speaks a lot about your character, however.” He told them loud enough before walking off with you, clenching your fingers reassuringly.


“Haaa…I smell jealousy of their nails~” Nagi cooed, completely in character, the only things that showed how angry he was were the twitching of his lips and the narrowing of his brows. He sauntered up to them, his coffee cup still in hand from your recent date. Eyeing them one by one, he smiled when he found his target, the one who thought you ‘seduced’ this boy. Without a word, he splashed the cold liquid onto her, she screamed in response. He smiled innocently but his eyes glared murderously at every one of them. “Whoopsie! I totally accidentally dropped that~ I’m sorry~” He sang out. His next few words were cold. “Do that next time and I doubt cold coffee will be only thing that spoils your dress.”


He was torn in between yelling and politely correctly the women who dared to insult you. Clenching his fists, he breathed out slowly, deciding to take the gentle route first. “I beg your pardon?” He asked, ever the gentleman, hoping they would correct themselves. He didn’t expect the women to repeat their words, this time they sounded far more dramatic. He balled his fists, you held his arm and pleadingly tugged on it, asking him to let go. He stared into your (e/c) eyes, his violet ones burning with anger. He turned back to them. “That was very rude and childish of you. I believe you owe ○○○ a sound apology.” He said, his piercing gaze unwavering. Seeing the determination in your boyfriend made you tear up and a few of them apologised. In the end, Eiji showered you with all the love possible, in an attempt to make you forget those insults.


His smile froze when the last few words dropped out of those women’s mouths. You saw his eyes darken a shade dangerously but your grip was firm on his arm. He met you eyes and was torn between doing something to those snakes disguised as women or to just walk off. His rage won. His fingers traced your hips as his arms wrapped around your waist, lifting you up in the air. You shrieked, surprised by the sudden motion, the emotion only increasing when Van brought his lips to yours, claiming you passionately before your onlookers. Collective gasps were heard. Some jaws dropped. Jealousy was the obvious emotion amongst them. He pulled away, kissing your mouth again before turning to them with a smirk. “Say what again? ○○○ is my girlfriend. I love her. My one and only. You dare do that again and I doubt I’d tolerate it. Feel lucky that she’s so patient.” He spat out, making sure you didn’t have to deal with such an event again.


You saw his jaw twitch, the veins in his biceps rising as he glared at the women. You tried to pull him away, sure that he would go violent but he wanted to give them a good thrashing, by words if not actions. His clenched fists were turning pale from the force as he edged towards them with every step; you ran frantically behind him squeaking a “Yamato, don’t!” and “Yamato, please.” along the way. He didn’t listen. Stamping his foot loud on the ground, he eyed them all. “Say what? Repeat your words again.” He challenged, cracking his knuckles. The pale, aghast faces of the women did not serve him well and he was determined to get an apology out. He motioned towards you. “Apologise to her.” He thundered, his eyebrows furrowing. “Now.” You heard a mumble of sorries and nodded before yanking Yamato off, covering your blush and tears for he just stood up for you, proving his love.


“How utterly terribly disappointing that all of you are blind to the obvious beauty ○○○ possesses.” His clear voice rang out, like a stream of pure water amongst the cacophony of cicadas. He shook his head disapprovingly, ready to hex the person who dared to throw such false statements at you. When one of them tried to justify their words, he shot them a glare, silencing them. “Apologise to ○○○ this very instant.” He demanded, his grip tightening on your hand.

Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of May 21 - 27, 2017

If you’re struggling, at least make it look fierce, queen!

GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

Part of why you’re so full of energy is because you have tentacles that can drain the life source of others around you. You have myriads of bitches who are running ragged because you’ve sucked them dry. What is the ultimate goal here, queen? To cause the earth to have a fucking power outage? You bettah be careful, gurr. One day, you’re gonna run out of hos to feed on.

CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

Being called out by some bitch who matters is not the end of the world, dahling. It may be that this ho actually cares about what happens to yo ass and  you can’t really blame her for being so goddamn caring. Don’t be so harsh on yourself either. The best thing to do right now is actually look at the critique and look into that shit. There may be something there.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Aaand just like that, you’re back to playful mode. After overcoming a major internal obstacle (it was all you, bitch) you’re a little bit more carefree about certain decisions you’re making. But I wouldn’t break out the champagne just yet. There is still some unfinished biznits left from that last chapter which could ruin your present if you don’t do something ‘bout it.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

When it comes to complaining and nitpicking, you’re the reigning queen. But what I’ve noticed is that when you’re surrounded by similar negative hos, you start to change your tune. All of a sudden, you’re Little Miss Motivational Fucking Speaker who likes to impart her words of wisdomz to make errbody feel better about themselves. I guess in the end, yo ass just likes to be contrary.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

To others, you seem together on the outside, but when you dive in your innards, you’ll find several demon queens who you’re constantly ignoring. But gurl, these evil hos are beginning to rise to the surface. No amount of putting on a good frontal can repress these vile creatures any longer. The earlier you can start dealing with them bitches, the earlier you can live a more authentic life.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

It ain’t gonna be fun when you find yourself in the middle of an intense, combative conversation. You thought you were just having fucking frittatas, for crying out loud! But, there is still a chance for escape. Once you have taken a deep breath, remember that these bitches who you’re conversating with are still your friends. Just because y’all are disagreeing on some shit, it don’t mean they don’t value yo ass.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

So like, you know how you look and you know how charming you can get. When you’re all carefree and touchy with hotties and shit, bitches be thinking that you’re hitting on ERRbody with a pulse. If you don’t want the stress of horny hos texting you at 3AM on a weekday morning looking for tail, then you’re gonna have to tone it down a bit.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Your last few life maneuvers have made a lot of us wonder: what is this bitch on? I’m sure you’re doing something that works for you, but the rest of us are not hip to your script. Consequentially, we don’t know how to act around yo ass? We wanna be supportive but it would help us have your back if you let us in on your mental mechanismz a little bit.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

When it comes to pushing the envelope, you really are queen of the lipstick jungle. This week ain’t no different. You are willing to ruffle the fluffiest of feathers just so you can get your artistic expression across. But lady, with every action comes consequence, and it might be a wise decision for you to pay attention to possible aftermaths of your current behaviors. Just sayin.’

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

You seem to have a lot of radical opinions this week, with no documentation to back all them shits up. And look queen. I think your instincts are right, but before you hold a press conference for your latest theories and pontifications, at least have the energy to tell bitches that you may not have all the answers just yet. Trust and believe, your gut instinct and track record are always on fleek.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Time has just stretched itself out for you, giving yo ass a second chance for a do over. I don’t know about you, but that’s something that doesn’t happen to a lot of bitches that often. Not all of us get to take another crack at it. So take advantage of that shit and make sure to show compassion for the rest of your gays who are not so lucky as yo ass.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Suffice it to say that you’re not thinking right and you’re defensive AF. Not exactly the right recipe for opening up to your closest queens. And gurl, we’ve all been there. But if you preface it by saying that you’re not yourself, hos will be more apt to understand yo ass if your sudden defense mechanisms are looking like you’re attacking the shit out of your constituents. The more you trust your gurrs, the better you’ll B at sharing the T.

(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

For more Horoscopes By Gil Hizon, click here, gurl!

❝ Why be a Disney villain when you can be a Disney princess. ❞

❝ Why don’t you just go and choke on cheese.  ❞

❝ Once I had a hamster… that was the story. ❞

❝ You know you would be cooler if you weren’t like… you. ❞

❝ No, I can’t rap but England is my city. ❞

❝ I fucking hate kids man, they are sticky and shit. ❞

❝ Will I ever be able to play GTA without anyone bothering me? Probably not. ❞

❝ If I’m going to be something in my life I’m going to be a king. ❞


❝ Barbie and a Christmas carol was the real deal. ❞

❝ One day I’m going to own a lion and introduce him as my cat. ❞

❝ I just wanted cheesecake and what do I get? Disappointment. ❞

❝ If Maleficent was green the whole movie was the green of envy or was she just feeling like she might throw up on all the princesses stuff? ❞


❝ Wait, Wait, WAIT, how the hell did the evil queen get a hottie like that as a daughter. ❞

❝ Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck… I dropped my cinnamon bun. ❞

❝ You would think I’m smart but really I just like to pretend that I am. ❞

❝ One day I’ll own a motorcycle and drive away from the police because fuck the police man ❞

❝ I don’t like IKEA, I always think I will get lost in the kid’s department. ❞

❝ One day I will be a millionaire and not buy you shit because you gave me 20 dollars for my birthday. ❞

❝ Do snakes like… think or do they… just hiss in their brain? ❞

❝ It’s not my fault that mom can’t cook anything other than pasta! ❞

❝ I know we went fishing so we could eat fish for dinner but this one is looking at me with really sad eyes so can we let it back in the sea? ❞


❝ You know who was hot? Ariel, I’d take that fire red-head on a date anytime ❞

❝ I might be in love with Sofia Carson and Sofia Vergara but that’s okay, right? ❞


❝ I just want to drink energy drinks and cry in peace dude. ❞

❝ Well, at least we survived so far this year.  ❞

( Feel free to change names so it fits your muse ) 


“You believe in destiny? Honestly, I didn’t like you because you’re my destiny. I just started to like you when I laid my eyes on you. It was the hardest time of my life. Then you appeared. I was so happy… I kept going on about the destiny stuff. I wanted to make something happen”. 

Glasses ~ Wonwoo

Word count: 2.9k
Genre: Romance comedy, Fluff, Slice of Life
A/N: Don’t deny that this guy made your heart jump during Pretty U era. Glasses suit him so much!

Criticisms. You couldn’t stand them. It was as if multiple archers have chosen their target, by which they’ve already hit the centre; earning 10 points simultaneously. Yes, they chose you as their target. Why? Well, number of reasons.

1. Study freak
2. Huge round glasses
3. Fashion’s so outdated

They called you two faced; a different you depending on what you’re doing. Maybe it’s because of the glasses. They slightly cover your true self from being exposed.

People knows you as a talented poet, charismatic in drama, yet so timid & extremely quiet academically. Some understood you, some just made a laugh out of it, and some just don’t care at all. They thought you were weird due to your mood swings.

Despite all these, you’re kinda recognisable in school. Not that you’re academically in the top 10, drama has been your forte. People appreciated you for that. Poems, especially, they wonder how words can be so beautiful. Talk about beauty? You’re just okay.

Am I really that unattractive? “Hey Jinah. Am I pretty?” You rested your chin on your palms. She ignored you. So you sighed several times intentionally to make her talk.

“Huh? Oh. Of course you are. Everyone has their own perception of beauty. Don’t let it get into you.” She smiled.

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anonymous asked:

When I read that Alejandro was a Slytherin my mind immediantly went to 'My Immortal' "Hi my name is Alejandro Miguel Hernandez Guerrrero Lopez and I'm really great(that's how I got my name)I'm not related to Vicente Guerrero(but I wish I was bc he's a fucking hottie"

Originally posted by imightbeacoffeesnob

How did we get here? How did this evil get this close to my darling OC?

Happy 2nd Anniversary to my boyfriend! (You filthy snake fucker!)

Someone has to, has to, have done this already but I wanted to do it anyways because how often do I get to draw Old hottie snake men in fancy shirts? Not often enough.

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deputycuffmeanytime  asked:

Stilish prompt! Deputy Parrish runs in to single parent Stiles at the local high school! Pack as stiles kids? (No ones dead. No one.)

I’m so sorry for this is so far away from what you have asked for and absolutely not one of my best drabbles but I hope you can still enjoy it!

My askbox is wide open for more prompts!

Even though Parrish no longer was the new one at the station, he did always end up doing the foot-work. Today wasn’t any different than other days. He was at the local high school, talking about his job and the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s department, telling the kids to stay clean and giving them the typical deputy-at-school talk, answering some question about guns and if he has ever had to use a gun, etc.

Stiles had forgotten to give Scott his lunch money, and… Dear god, the last thing he needed right now was for this kid to lose more weight and be carried away by the freaking wind! He was rushing down the hallways, internally already hearing Finstock yelling at him not to run in the halls but… – He wasn’t a student here anymore. Parents sure as hell did get a free pass, right? Unless they ended up freaking ran into a wall which, no doubt was what just happened. Stiles huffed, took a step back and starred at the Deputy in front of him.

“Oh my god! Oh my god, don’t you dare to lie to me! Did you find a bomb? Does someone have a gun? Did something happen to Scott?" How the hell was he supposed to stay calm with a deputy at his boy’s high school?

It took Parrish a moment to realize that not only had someone ran into him but was obviously freaking out because… – what exactly was it, this man was freaking out about? He frowned slightly, head tilted to the side before he pursed his lips to a thin line and sighed. "Excuse me…?”

“No! You excuse yourself. – My Dad was the Sheriff, I know that deputies at school never ever mean something good. I’d know that if my Dad hadn’t been the Sheriff, too, but that’s not the point.” Stiles shoot back immediately which only seemed to confuse the other man more.

Seriously? Was he talking Spanish or what was the problem here? The young man gave Deputy Hot-and-slow all the time he needed which apparently wasn’t too long.

         "There is a misunderstanding, Sir. Please, calm down… No emergencies.“ Parrish put his hand on Stiles’ shoulder, trying to ground him with that a little which did indeed work. Of course it did. Stiles was caught in this guy’s eyes which… Holy shit. Could not be described with a hundred and one words.

"Sh–rimps. I think I just had a mini heart attack, man…”

It was worth it seeing how Deputy Hotty / Parrish waited for Stiles to get to Scott’s locker before they left to get a coffee and some curly fries after that shock.
After all, it was indeed the least Parrish could do for the poor civilian he had almost killed by just walking down the halls in a highschool.