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Public School Is A Goddamn Disater, Part 2: The Lovecraftian Madness of Machismo

Part 1 here, AKA: the Mantisocalypse (you don;t have to read it to understand this one, but you should anyway)

Content Warnings: Mental Illness, Attempted Murder, Sexual Content, Stalking, Abuse, Animal Abuse Mention, Emetophobia, US Public Education, Military Industrial Complex.  I’ve been told this is my most disturbing story, even if it’s hilarious, so mind your health.  All the names in this story have been changed to protect the innocent and Not-So-Innocent.

This is the story of Recruiting Sergeant Scott VS. The Lacrosse Jocks VS. Yours truly.

To understand this story, you must understand the dystopian hellscape that is US Public High School- I went to the NICE high school in town, with the AP curriculum and new building, where the the kids were generally too obsessed with getting into the ivy league to do anything worse than occasionally smoke on the roof.  Not even weed, just regular cigs.  During their off-periods, so they’d have time to febreeze their clothes and arrive to their next class early.  You know, the most boring fucking kids ever.

AND STILL, we were subjected to the various scourges of US public ed, namely-

-on-campus police officers and regular “what to do in case of a columbine event” drill.  We had Officer Munoz, who was a wonderful Latina Woman with the good sense to focus her efforts on getting kids away from abusive parents rather than persecuting brown kids, but we were VERY lucky on that front.  Still, having someone walking around with a gun and technically the authority to kill you, and having to hide in the science cabinets three times a year fucks you up.  Remember Officer Munoz though, She is Important.

- A weird, cult-like, frankly masturbatory attitude regarding athletic achievement.  The arts and sciences were stuck doing bake sales for supplies while the gym got re-done two years after the school opened.  This was tempered in an odd way at my school in that literally all the sports teams unequivocally sucked, with the exception of 

1.Marching Band, which went to nationals twice in the first two years the school was open 

2.Knowledge Bowl, where kevin and I took the team to 3rd in state in our first year, and only lost because Kevin had an asthma attack so we decided to let the other teams fight over the ‘lesser’ medals 

3.Lacrosse, which didn’t actually didn’t GO anywhere, but was a “real” sport and beat our ‘rival’ school, so the team got to be Big Men On Campus, and get away with all kinds of nonsense like eating in class when everyone else was forbidden or skipping tests for ‘practice’.  The three worst offenders were Dustin, Jack and “Rattlesnake Pete”, all of whom were budding neo-nazis and thus signed up for German.  With our Jewish teacher.  Remember them too.

-On-campus military recruiters.  As in, people who are legally allowed to exaggerate, manipulate and actually lie to minors to convince them to join the armed forces.  Ours was Sergeant Scott, and as much of a skeevy rat as he was I honestly felt bad for him, because remember, academic magnet high school so he had three kinds of kids to work with:

  • Kids who made the physical standards for the armed forces and were all about honoring their country via physical labor, but were dumb as shit and couldn’t pass the written exam.
  • Kids who could pass the written exam and were totally ready to bully some people in the third world, but couldn’t do a pull up if you covered the gym floor in cobras.
  • Kids who passed the physical and mental portions but were uniformly rabidly anti-military industrial complex, to the point where 35 of them crammed into his cubicle in the office he shared with Officer Munoz and Janitor Wendy, so they could hold a sit-in protest of the Iraq war and chant “Impeach Bush” and “War is Murder” at him  Someone chucked red paint on him, because they’re furious immature teenagers.  It was his first day.

Poor bastard.  Remember Him as well.

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Ruin my chances at my dream job, will you? Please, let me return the favor.
(long story. tl;dr at the end)

I am a nurse. When I was in nursing school, I loved my rotation through ICU and wanted nothing more than to be an ICU nurse, because I eventually wanted to become a nurse anesthetist (ICU experience is required for anesthesia school). My first job after graduation was not in ICU, but after 10 months as a nurse, I was offered a position in a Multi-system ICU. It was a training program for new nurses and I was told I would get 16 weeks of training. Fantastic! I was so excited! Then right before I started, I was told, oops, no, you actually only get 6 weeks of training. Um, okay, kind of concerned that that’s not enough time, but I’m going to try my best. I was somewhat apprehensive, but still excited. Until I met my preceptor.

This girl was undoubtedly intelligent and knew her job, but she was so mean to me that I was regularly having near-panic attacks in the few weeks I worked there. She would send huge emails to the educator about how much I sucked, and would ream me out in front of other staff and patients (one time one of the other nurses had to intervene). The other girl who started the program at the same time as me even said how awful my preceptor was being to me. She was also arrogant as fuck, and always bragged about shit, like how her fiancé (who was a practicing nurse anesthetist and made a lot of money) paid all this money for her engagement ring, and paid all this money for his surprise proposal, and how once they were married and had kids if she wanted a thousand dollar baby stroller, that’s what he was going to buy her, and how her wedding was going to be so big and fancy and expensive and perfect. And she was one of those people who was “super Christian,” and was fake nice and passive aggressive when talking to you that it starts to make you wonder if you’re crazy for seeing the vile in them. I hated her with the fire of a thousand burning suns.

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Lance Head canons
  • Is like scary good at math and chemistry, everything just clicks with him and it once caused a teacher to think we was cheating on his advanced calculus tests because they took him no time at all 
  • He makes all of his own skin care and hair care products, he did so on Earth and continues to do so in space
  • Hasn’t learned many science names in English so often times his abilities are underestimated because people think he doesn’t understand
  • Isn’t the oldest but is the second oldest. The oldest is his big sister, and she is 3 years older than him.
  • He taught his younger siblings how to swim, and many of his cousins
  • Loves mermaids and the ocean so much that he has a collection of glass figurines in his room at home with them as the theme
  • Can hold his breath for nearly 4 and a half minutes and is working to increase it
  • Lance is absolutely the person who will drop 30-50$ on a single eye shadow palette and he’s done it many times
  • Is bisexual as fuck
  • Hasn’t ever really dated anybody because he was focused on doing well in the Garrison, but he really likes to flirt, but he doesn’t really want it to go anywhere
  • Sees Pidge as a little sister because she reminds him of Sophia, his 12 year old sister who is really smart and also wanted to join the Garrison
  • Always second guesses himself and doesn’t really view himself as super smart despite everything he can do which sometimes puts him at a disadvantage
  • Had the biggest crush on Prince Zuko from Avatar the Last Air bender as well as Katara

anonymous asked:

Are cheat codes no longer in games because people making games realized that they can charge people for what cheats used to do, or are cheats gone because of achievements?

Uh… neither. First off, nobody sells what cheats used to do. I have no idea where you got that idea, but I can’t think of a single game that sells “god mode”, “no clipping mode”, or “infinite ammo” DLC. Second, cheats aren’t gone because of achievements either. Cheats still exist because the reason for cheats still exist. Cheat codes exist in order for the developers to test their own stuff quickly and efficiently.

Imagine that you’re a gameplay programmer, and you’re working on the combat system. You’ve been tasked with adding support for critical hits to spells - fire spells will need to activate an additional burning damage over time effect after a critical hit, frost spells will freeze the enemy, lightning spells will arc to another nearby enemy, etc. Suppose that you write some initial code, and you think you’re ready to test it. It’s not reasonable to ask that you go through the entire class selection process or leveling up of your character just to get the spells needed to test your code changes. That would take a lot of time. So, instead, you use some cheat codes - a combination of console commands and internal debugging menus to set your character to an appropriate level, grant your character the appropriate spells, and probably add god mode so that you don’t run the risk of accidentally dying to the enemy while you’re testing - in order to set up your test scenario in a matter of seconds, rather than minutes or hours. You do this because you will need to be doing this many times before you are certain your code works. 

Besides you, all of the other engineers - graphics, gameplay, network, etc. will need to test their stuff. The designers will need to test their stuff. The sound guys need to test their stuff. The artists need to test their stuff. If you multiply the time savings across every developer that needs to make sure their stuff works in the game, you start seeing why cheat codes (or perhaps the actual name - debug commands) become necessary. They exist to debug issues and can save the collective equivalent of months or even years of development time. 

As for why debug commands aren’t always available in the finished product, it’s primarily because we now have better tools with which to develop games. Rather than building in a secret button combination, we just remotely connect to the development console and input commands from there. We just lock those codes off for the release version, and make it so that achievements won’t fire when debug commands are enabled. PC games almost always have ways to enable the developer console, granting access to the debug commands. Console games don’t because players usually lack the hardware necessary to remotely connect to the game with a PC. That’s really all there is to it.


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ToG squad as school faculty

Dorian: the hot math teacher. flirty winks at some girls. occasionally cracks jokes but is very serious in his teaching and wants his students to love math.

Manon: that sexy but psycho biology teacher. super strict. fails students for simply passing one homework late. super gruesome dissections of animals. always. evil grins when students complain. highest grade she ever gave was B-

Aelin: super cool Literature teacher. Always gives group activities during class so she can sit down and read. also puts her feet on the table. allows students to cheat during tests. Her book discussions are more like ranting sessions about the characters she hated and how the author could have done the book better.

Rowan: the grumpy old history teacher who is bored af with his job. about to retire. got no shit about what his students are doing or whether they are listening as long as he is teaching.

Chaol: the intimidating prefect of discipline. students are super scared of him. Anti-bullying. Those thugs who enter his office actually come out pale. Has a box full of confiscated weed, cigarettes, etc.

Aedion: P.E. teacher. Muscles. Abs. girls and boys are drooling. He is also the basketball coach. Has a wolf-head shaped whistle. His team always wins at regionals. Like every year.

Lysandra: Super fab and kind guidance counselor. Has a huge jar full of candy in her office. Students and teachers alike go to her for advice…and free candy.

Elide: The new school nurse. Extra-gentle and soft-spoken. Put Disney stickers on the clinic walls.

Rent
  • Teacher: I know you cheated in your math test
  • Me: what?
  • Teacher: it's not possible to work out how many minutes there are in a year without any calculations
  • Me: ...
  • Me: *aggressively singing* FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES-

MY WRITING MASTERPOST

I just have a lot of writing tips and masterposts and just stuff in my likes and I decided to put them all into this. All rights goes to the people who made them.

Cool Other Masterposts:

  • Writing Specific Characters
  • Writing References
  • Writing Masterpost
  • Character Guides
  • Writing Help for Writers
  • Ultimate Writing Resource List
  • Lots of RP Guides
  • Online Writing Resources
  • List of Websites to Help You Focus
  • Resources for Writing Bio’s
  • Helpful Links for Writing Help
  • General Writing Resources
  • Resources for Biography Writing
  • Mental Ilnesses/Disorders Guides
  • 8 Words You Should Avoid While Writing
  • The Ultimate Writing Masterpost

General:

  • The Official Ten-Step Guide to Becoming the Next Gatsby
  • The Periodic Table of Storytelling
  • Joss Whedon’s Top 10 Writing Tips
  • Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone
  • 34 Writing Tips that will make you a Better Writer
  • 50 Free resources that will improve your writing skills
  • 5 ways to get out of the comfort zone and become a stronger writer
  • 10 ways to avoid Writing Insecurity
  • The Writer’s Guide to Overcoming Insecurity
  • The Difference Between Good Writers and Bad Writers
  • You’re Not Hemingway - Developing Your Own Style
  • 7 Ways to use Brain Science to Hook Readers and Reel them In
  • 8 Short Story Tips from Kurt Vonnegut
  • How to Show, Not Tell
  • 5 Essential Story Ingredients
  • How to Write Fiction that grabs your readers from page one
  • Why research is important in writing
  • Make Your Reader Root for Your Main Character
  • Writing Ergonomics (Staying Comfortable Whilst Writing)
  • The Importance of Body Language
  • Fashion Terminology
  • All About Kissing
  • Genre Help: Romance
  • 187 Mental Illnesses
  • Types of Mental Illness
  • Eye Color List
  • Spectral Groupings
  • Do you have trouble creating your titles?
  • On being a co-writer || Additional tips on effective co-writing 
  • The length of a chapter
  • How to deal with too many story ideas
  • On writing two stories simultaneously || a similar ask
  • When a story stops working
  • Copyright
  • Reading critically for writers
  • The question of outlining
  • Avoiding publishing scams
  • Finding story ideas
  • Tips on building a platform [guest blog]
  • How much does writing “in genre” matter?
  • What a “real writer” is
  • Pennames and aliases
  • A series of thoughts on series titles
  • The self-pub miniseries: the why
  • The self-pub miniseries: the what
  • Rewriting fanfiction into original fiction
  • Formatting long quotes and songs 

Characters:

  • 10 days of Character Building
  • Name Generators
  • Name Playground
  • Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test
  • Seven Common Character Types
  • Handling a Cast of Thousands Part 1 - Getting To Know Your Characters
  • Web Resources for Developing Characters
  • Building Fictional Characters
  • Fiction Writer’s Character Chart
  • Body Language Cheat
  • Body Language Reference Cheat
  • Tips for Writers: Body Language
  • Types of Crying
  • Body Language: Mirroring
  • Character Building Workshop
  • Tips for Characterization
  • Character Chart for Fiction Writers
  • Villains are people too but…
  • How to Write a Character Bible
  • Character Development Exercises
  • All Your Characters Talk the Same - And They’re Not A Hivemind!
  • Medieval Names Archive
  • Sympathy Without Saintliness
  • Family Echo (Family Tree Maker)
  • Behind The Name
  • 100 Character Development Questions for Writers
  • Aether’s Character Development Worksheet
  • The 12 Common Archetypes
  • Six Types of Courageous Characters
  • Kazza’s List of Character Secrets - Part 1, Part 2
  • Creating Believable Characters With Personality
  • Angry
  • Bad Asses
  • Bitches (2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Childishness
  • Emotional Detachment
  • Flirtatious
  • The Girl Next Door
  • Introverts (2)
  • Mean Persons (2)
  • Psychopaths
  • Party Girls
  • Rich (2) 
  • Rebels
  • Sarcasm
  • Serial Killers (2)
  • Shyness (2, 3)
  • Sluts
  • Villains (2)
  • Witt
  • Body Language Cheat Sheet
  • Creating Fictional Characters Series
  • Three Ways to Avoid Lazy Character Description
  • 7 Rules for Picking Names for Fictional Characters
  • Character Development Questionnaire
  • How to Create Fictional Characters
  • Character Name Resources
  • Character Development Template
  • Character Development Through Hobbies
  • Character Flaws List
  • 10 Questions for Creating Believable Characters
  • Ari’s Archetype Series
  • How to Craft Compelling Characters
  • List of 200 Character Traits
  • Writing Characters of the Opposite Sex
  • Making Your Characters Likable
  • Do you really know your characters?
  • Character Development: Virtues
  • Character Development: Vices
  • Character Morality Alignment
  • List of Negative Personality Traits
  • List of Positive Personality Traits
  • List of Emotions - Positive
  • List of Emotions - Negative
  • Loon’s Character Development Series - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
  • Phobia List A-L (Part 1), M-Z (Part 2)
  • 30 Day In Depth Character Development Meme
  • Words for Emotions based on Severity
  • Eight Bad Characters
  • High Level Description of the Sixteen Personality Types
  • How Not to Write Female Characters
  • Writing Female Characters
  • How to write empowering female characters
  • Why I write strong female characters
  • Red Flags for Female Characters Written by Men
  • Writing strong female characters
  • The Female Character Flowchart
  • Eight Heroine Archetypes
  • Eight Hero Archetypes
  • Help on picking character names
  • A tip about realistic characters
  • Strategies to create believable characters
  • Additional tips on writing PoC characters
  • Advice on writing genders
  • Creating unstable characters
  • Ambiguous Antagonists
  • A tidbit on psychological trauma [trigger warnings]
  • On writing accents
  • What makes characters stick with me
  • Sweetening up character description
  • Making an introverted character stand out
  • Conveying too much or too little character “inner reflection”
  • Revealing a character’s asexual orientation
  • Revealing a character’s gender & orientation
  • A habit of killing characters
  • When characters aren’t standing out
  • Breaking hearts with character deaths
  • Quick tips on expressing character 
  • Character development versus pacing 
  • A mini guide to character voice
  • A Description Resource
  • 55 Words to Describe Someones Voice
  • Describing Skin Colors
  • Describing a Person: Adding Details
  • Emotions Vocabulary
  • 90 Words For ‘Looks’
  • Be More Descriptive
  • Describe a Character’s Look Well
  • 100 Words for Facial Expressions
  • To Show and Not To Tell
  • Words to Describe Facial Expressions
  • Describing Clothes
  • List of Actions
  • Tone, Feelings and Emotions
  • Writing A Vampire
  • Writing Pansexual Characters
  • Writing Characters on the Police Force
  • Writing Drunk Characters
  • Writing A Manipulative Character
  • Writing A Friends With Benefits Relationship
  • Writing A Natural Born Leader
  • Writing A Flirtatious Character
  • Writing A Nice Character
  • Fiction Writing Exercises for Creating Villains
  • Five Traits to Contribute to an Epic Villain
  • Writing Villains that Rock
  • Writing British Characters
  • How To Write A Character With A Baby
  • On Assassin Characters
  • Disorders in general (2, 3, 4, 5) 
  • Attention Deficit Disorder
  • Antisocial Personality Disorder
  • Anxiety (2, 3, 4, 5) 
  • Avoidant Personality Disorder
  • Alice In Wonderland Syndrome
  • Bipolar Disorder (2, 3)
  • Cotard Delusions
  • Depression (2, 3, 4, 5, 6)   
  • Eeating Disorders (2, 3)
  • Facitious Disorders
  • Histrionic Personality Disorder
  • Multiple Personality Disorder (2)
  • Narcissistic Personality Disorder
  • Night Terrors
  • Kleptomania (2)
  • A Pyromaniac
  • Posttraumatic Stress Disorder
  • Psychopaths
  • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (2) (3)
  • Sex Addiction (2)
  • Schizophrenia (2)
  • Sociopaths (2)
  • Aspergers Syndrome
  • Apathy 
  • Autism
  • Someone Blind (2)
  • Cancer (2, 3)
  • Disability
  • Dyslexia
  • Muteness (2, 3)
  • Stutter
  • Actors
  • Ballet Dancer (2)
  • Christianity
  • Foreigners
  • Gamblers
  • Hinduism
  • Hitmen
  • Satanism
  • Smokers
  • Stoners
  • Taoism
  • Journalists
  • Vegetarians
  • Alcohol Influence (2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Cocaine Influence
  • Ecstasy Influence (2)
  • Heroin Use
  • LSD Influence
  • Marijuana Influence (2, 3)
  • Opiate Use

Tips on Writing Dialogue:

  • It’s Not What They Say…
  • Top 8 Tips for Writing Dialogue
  • Speaking of Dialogue
  • The Great Said Debate
  • He Said, She Said, Who Said What?
  • How to Write Dialogue Unique to Your Characters
  • Writing Dialogue: Go for Realistic, Not Real-Life

Tips on Writing Point of View:

  • Establishing The Right Point of View
  • How to Start Writing in the Third Person
  • The I Problem

Style & Craft of Writing:

  • The literary “weak verb”
  • Do you have word tics?
  • Victoria’s Vitamins: vague descriptive words
  • Victoria’s Vitamins: mood
  • Breaking writing habits
  • Varying sentences
  • Describing colors
  • Sweetening up character description
  • Purple prose
  • Grammar is a tricksy thing
  • “Smartening” the language of your narrative
  • Building suspense and making readers sweat
  • A couple tips about description in fast-paced scenes

Content:

  • The story of exposition
  • 10 ways to hit your reader in the gut
  • Make your reader root for your main character
  • Make your reader hold their breath
  • What’s the big deal about intros?
  • A tip about description
  • The word count of your manuscript
  • Things that make me keep reading
  • Choosing ideas and endings
  • When to describe setting
  • Battling cliches
  • Is your story YA, NA, or adult?
  • When a plot isn’t strong enough to make a whole story
  • Flashbacks with multiple POVs
  • Bulking up your word count
  • Avoiding cliches
  • Conquer that opening line || response || discussion
  • Tips on revealing setting awesomely kind of
  • Deciding between different ideas for the same story 

Revision:

  • You’ve finished your manuscript! Now what?
  • Revision sucks but doesn’t have to suck
  • Where to find beta readers/critique partners
  • Tips on taking critique
  • Tips on giving critique
  • What to do with bad writing advice
  • Additional insight on bad writing advice
  • Five quick steps to get into revising that manuscript
  • When to say you’re done revising
  • Beginning the awesome journey of revision
  • Friends are not always the best readers 

Plot, Structure, & Outline:

  • Writing A Novel Using the Snowflake Method
  • Effectively Outlining Your Novel
  • Conflict and Character Within Story Structure
  • Outlining Your Plot
  • Ideas, Plots and Using the Premise Sheets
  • How To Write A Novel
  • Creating Conflict and Sustaining Suspense
  • Plunge Right In…Into Your Story, That Is
  • Tips for Creating a Compelling Plot
  • 36 (plus one) Dramatic Situations
  • The Evil Overlord Devises A Plot: Excerpt from Stupid Plot Tricks
  • Conflict Test
  • What is Conflict?
  • Monomyth
  • The Hero’s Journey: Summary of Steps
  • Outline Your Novel in Thirty Minutes
  • Plotting Without Fears
  • Novel Outlining 101
  • Writing The Perfect Scene
  • One-Page Plotting
  • The Great Swampy Middle
  • How Can You Know What Belongs In Your Book?
  • Create A Plot Outline in 8 Easy Steps
  • How to Organize and Develop Ideas for Your Novel
  • Create Structure in your novel using index cards
  • Choosing the best outline method for you
  • Hatch’s Plot Bank

Setting & Making Your Own World

  • Magical Word Builder’s Guide
  • I Love The End Of The World
  • World Building 101
  • The Art of Description: Eight Tips to Help Bring Your Settings to Life
  • Creating the Perfect Setting - Part 1
  • Creating a Believable World
  • Setting
  • Character and Setting Interactions
  • Maps Workshop - Developing the Fictional World Through Mapping
  • World Builders Project
  • How To Create Fantasy Worlds
  • Creating Fantasy and Science Fiction Worlds

Helpful Tools & Software:

  • Tip Of My Tongue - Find the word you’re looking for
  • Write or Die - Stay motivated
  • Stay Focused - Tool for Chrome, lock yourself out of distracting websites
  • My Writing Nook - Online Text Editor, Free
  • Bubbl.us - Online Mind Map Application, Free
  • Family Echo - Online Family Tree Maker, Free
  • Freemind - Mind Map Application; Free; Windows, Mac, Linux, Portable
  • Xmind - Mind Map Application; Free; Windows, Mac, Linux, Portable
  • Liquid Story Binder - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $45.95; Windows, Portable
  • Scrivener - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $39.95; Mac
  • SuperNotecard - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $29; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable
  • yWriter - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free; Windows, Linux, portable
  • JDarkRoom - Minimalist Text Editing Application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable
  • AutoRealm - Map Creation Application; free; Windows, Linux with Wine

Grammer & Revision:

  • How To Rewrite
  • Editing Recipe
  • Cliche Finder
  • Revising Your Novel: Read What You’ve Written
  • Writing 101: Revising A Novel
  • 20 Common Grammar Mistakes That (Almost) Everyone Makes
  • Synonyms for the Most Commonly Used Words of the English Language
  • Grammar Urban Legends
  • Words Instead of Walk (2)
  • Commonly Confused Adjectives
  • A Guide on Punctuation
  • Common Writing Mistakes
  • 25 Synoms for ‘Expession’
  • How to: Avoid Misusing Variations of Words
  • Words to Keep Inside Your Pocket
  • The 13 Trickiest Grammar Hang-Ups
  • Other Ways to Say..
  • Proofreading
  • 300+ Sophiscated and Underused Words
  • List of Misused Words
  • Words for Sex
  • 100 Beautiful and Ugly Words
  • Words to Use More Often
  • Alternatives for ‘Smile’ or ‘Laugh’
  • Three Self Editing Tips
  • Words to Use Instead of ‘Walk’, ‘Said’, ‘Happy’ and ‘Sad’
  • Synonyms for Common Words
  • Alternatives for ‘Smile’
  • Transitional Words
  • The Many Faces and Meanings of ‘Said’
  • Synonyms for ‘Wrote’
  • A Case Of She Said, She Said

Creativity Boosters:

  • *Creative Writing Prompts
  • *Ink Provoking
  • *Story Starter
  • *Story Spinner
  • *Story Kitchen
  • *Language is a Virus
  • *The Dabbling Mum
  • Quick Story Idea Generator
  • Solve Your Problems By Simply Saying Them Out Loud
  • Busting Your Writing Rut
  • Creative Acceleration: 11 Tips To Engineer A Productive Flow
  • Writing Inspiration, Or Sex on a Bicycle
  • The Seven Major Beginner Mistakes
  • Complete Your First Book with these 9 Simple Writing Habits
  • Free Association, Active Imagination, Twilight Imaging
  • Random Book Title Generator
  • Finishing Your Novel
  • Story Starters & Idea Generators
  • Words to Use More Often
  • How to: Cure Writer’s Block
  • Some Tips on Writer’s Block
  • Got Writer’s Block?
  • 6 Ways to Beat Writer’s Block
  • Tips for Dealing With Writer’s Block

Improvement:

  • Improve Your Writing Habits Now
  • 5 Ways to Add Sparkle to Your Writing
  • Getting Over Roleplaying Insecurities
  • Improve Your Paras
  • Why the Right Word Choices Result in Better Writing
  • 4 Ways To Have Confidence in Your Writing
  • Writing Better Than You Normally Do
  • How’s My Driving?

Motivation:

  • Backhanding procrastination
  • On habits and taking care of yourself || Response
  • More troubles with writing motivation
  • The inner critic and ways to fight it
  • The writing life is hard on us
  • For troubles with starting your story
  • Writing to be published
  • “You’re a writer, will you write this for me?”
  • Writing a story that’s doomed to suck
  • Writing stamina builds slowly
  • When depression goes and writing goes with it
  • Additional inner critic strategies
  • Tips on conquering NaNoWriMo (or any project, really)
  • You will change as a writer
  • Ways to keep writing while in school
  • 13 quick tips when you’re starting your novel
  • First draft blues
  • Getting in your own way 

Writing an Application:

  • How to: Make That Application Your Bitch
  • How to: Make Your App Better
  • How to: Submit a Flawless Audition
  • 10 Tips for Applying
  • Para Sample Ideas
  • 5 Tips on Writing an IC Para Sample
  • Writing an IC Sample Without Escaping From the Bio
  • How to: Create a Worthy IC Para Sample
  • How to: Write an Impressive Para Sample
  • How to: Lengthen Short Para’s

Prompts:

  • Drabble Stuff
  • Prompts List
  • Writing Prompts
  • Drabble Prompts
  • How to Get Into Character
  • Writing Challenges/Prompts
  • A Study in Writing Prompts for RPs
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renaissance high school AU
  • michelangelo: the angsty gay art kid who hates literally every other person even though everyone respects him.
  • machiavelli: honors student but still rollin in the hoes and always in trouble. makes really long political posts and gets into fights on facebook. gets expelled for his schemes.
  • raphael: the chill art kid that smokes a lot of weed and is loved by everyone. gets even more women than machiavelli.
  • leonardo da vinci: jack of all trades nerd who smokes even more weed than raphael. loves animals. actual genius.
  • lucrezia borgia: queen bee. owns every boy in the school. uses them for test answers.
  • isabella d'este: the other it girl. has it all: style, grace, gets amazing grades. fucking hates lucrezia for stealing her man.
  • julius ii: angry alcoholic football coach. may be a huge dick but gets results and the school worships him. bisexual art hoe also somehow.
  • lorenzo de'medici: the sugar daddy principal. knows how to run the school and keep people in order. talks big game on expanding art and science programs.
  • rodrigo borgia: that one sly fucking math teacher. knows when you're cheating (because his class is too hard) and exacts punishment swiftly. flirts with other teachers in the lounge.
  • savonarola: the puritanical disciplinarian. convinced the entire student body is evil and does everything in his power to stop their debauchery. hates rodrigo in particular. would light the whole school on fire if he could.
  • cesare borgia: school drug kingpin who put every other petty dealer out of business. spiked the punch at prom. has a knife fetish.
  • caterina sforza: silent freak. everyone's afraid of her. bookish. could probably kill cesare if she tried but she gets her weed from him.
  • leo x: school secretary who constantly embezzles money to buy weird exotic pets at shady conventions. never seen without a literal buffet on his desk. kinda creepy.
  • martin luther: disgruntled student who talks a lot of shit and writes graffiti in the bathroom stalls about all the fucked up shit people are doing.
AU PROMPTS (p.2 of my senior year)

“i hate you.” “you’re just mad that i understand trig and you don’t.” AU

you were originally walking partners with someone else but they dropped out/decided to be partners with someone else. “i don’t have a walking partner, do you want to be mine?” AU

every time our econ teacher says ‘status quo’ you start singing that hsm song under your breath. one time i sing it with you AU

you’re a junior that i’ve taken under my wing and have offered tons of help to, you decide to pay me back for all the help with a gift (dinner, tickets, or whatever) AU

i’ve been questioning my gender for a while and you’re the only out nonbinary person at our school. “mind if i talk to you about something personal?” AU

“you’ve never been to a hs _ (football, soccer, basketball_ ) game?!?!? i need to fix that!” AU

while visiting a college we go off on our own and talk about our future plans. then you start talking about how you’re worried we’ll drift apart. to which i say “we’ll always stay close, you mean too much to me to just let this end” AU

oh my god, i just found out my crush is the child of the teacher i TA for, ‘how did i not see the resemblance?’ AU 

“how did you get 110% on that test? i got a 62%! mind letting me cheat off of you?” “what if we study together instead?” “… yeah, alright” AU

we go to different schools which is difficult but hey, at least we get two proms AU

you graduated last year and have been such a great help for me this school year, “is there anyway i can repay you?” AU

I was given 52 detentions for suspected cheating, almost suspended for it. The principal called me to his office, made some cheesy annoying statement about how this kind of behavior wouldn’t be tolerated. 

 Okay, I said. I’m sorry, it won’t happen again. It was a mistake. 

 Already that year I knew three people who were out longterm for mental illness. Already kids were high in classes just to get by them. Already what was tolerated was a bunch of kids having breakdowns. 

 It was a mistake it won’t happen again. I make sure that my answers are big on the science test. The boy next to me can’t afford medication for his learning disability and hasn’t slept since his parents split and if he doesn’t get a 2.0 he loses his team, the last thing he has left. 

 It was a mistake it won’t happen again. When I pass her my homework I ask her quietly if her mom was getting better. When the semester ends and we are in different classes, I start doing her assignments on the side. She sends me snaps from chemotherapy. 

 It was a mistake it won’t happen again. When I hand over the notes, I make sure there’s plenty of marginal positive thoughts. They haven’t smiled all month. I know what it’s like to be too tired and doing nothing at all. 

 It was a mistake. Your students are resorting to immoral choices because they have no other option. You make grades the be-all and end-all priority, no matter what else might be happening. You force them into situations where they can either fail and definitely have a permanent punishment, or cheat and probably pass - it’s worth the risk. Your students stand in solidarity, not to praise the might of learning: but to gather together in the right of living. You are the one who made the dichotomy of student/human. We are not both, are given “either like it or leave it”, are trained almost like robots. Do the work, don’t ask questions, don’t challenge the authority. 

 It was a mistake. It won’t happen again where you can see it. But I love learning. And if I can be the one who keeps your student in the classroom by giving them that extra push? Maybe I’m doing a better job than you. Cheating wouldn’t be a problem if we weren’t already being cheated. You can’t set us up to lose and then get frustrated when we rig the game, too.

Okay so a few different stories. I am only speaking of the private Christian school I went to. (It makes it funnier well some)

-My principal in 9th & 10th grade taught us how to sneak into a movie theater and watch a movie for free as well as best places to sit without getting caught and bringing snacks in.

-People (2 specifically) called me their sacrifice to Satan so the weather would be good

-My English teacher left me and a few other students alone in his office. After 5 minutes a girl wound up called him Mr. Tampon. We call him Mr. C

- Mr.C didn’t want a girl going to the bathroom with her bag. Another girl after 10 minutes (all the kids told him just to let her go) yelled out “she’s getting a tampon!” And he let her. He later told us to give him a signal when it’s that time so he won’t stop us. We said that we’d tell him “Satan’s having his sacrificial waterfall”.

-we had a dress code. I didn’t follow it for a year. I got spoken to twice. I went back and forth people didn’t really notice. Only times I got spoken too I had forgotten to put a bra on so I was told to keep my hoodie on.

-A kid in my class left after 8th grade. Supposedly he brought drugs to school and was expelled. He came back halfway through senior year.

-My principal in Bible class taught us how to cheat on tests and quizzes.

-At school if you were known for being good- you could break rules and get away with it depending on how much teachers like you. I was the perfect one who could break whatever rules.

-I told a girl to screw off and get a life. The teacher was furious at me until everyone in my class (I was new and friendless) that the girl was bullying me and that’s why I didn’t have friends. He got mad at her. She left after the year.private school stories

Of Tiger Diamonds & Dripping Gold (M)

word count: 7.1k

genre: smut; slumlord/pimp! au + established relationship

pairing: reader/jooheon

warning(s): mentions and depictions of murder, blood, drugs, prostitution, slurs, very rough sex and all else that comes along with being a pimp/slumlord. please don’t read if this or anything along these lines bothers you, thank you.

a/n: there are several warnings with this fic, it is drastically different than my usual writings and therefore i feel as if i should warn readers before hand so please make sure to read them before reading the fic.  

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nct dream // superpowers au

not only is this ridiculously long, it’s also extremely overdue sO the rest will be under the cut :))


mark

  • POWER MIMICRY 
  • now u might be thinking: ”anna what the heck is that”
  • well it’s P O W E R M I M I C R Y
  • mark has the ability to copy/absorb someone else’s powers/skills 
  • at first he was like “this is kinda useless” but thEN HE REALIZED HOW MANY THINGS HE COULD USE THIS FOR
  • he can typically use any superpower in the book as long as he had someone to mimic
  • he thought hyuck should’ve had this power since he always mocks everybody smh
  • he can cheat on like any test or any challenging thing he wants bUT HE DOESN’T!!111!111
  • he wants to accomplish everything by himself and not with his superpowers
  • *cue hyuck’s eyeroll*
  • however this superpower has a catch
  • he doesnt know how to control ANY of the powers he mimics
  • like, chenle has charmspeak and mark tried to copy him once
    • mark: hey u wanna buy me food ;)))))
    • chenle: i don’t think you’re doing this right all i wanna do is punch you
  • one time mark mimicked someone with super speed and ran into a wall
  • he’s a mess
  • who even gave this kid superpowers
  • surprisingly agile despite being hella clumsy 24/7
  • also surprisingly strong (and not just because he’s mimicked someone with super strength before)
  • he doesn’t look intimidating, but anybody who tries to fight him should be terrified
  • see, the thing is, when mark mimics an ability, he’s able to remember how it feels and how to do it without having to mimic someone with that ability again
  • he doesn’t like doing it much because it takes everything in him
  • the first time he did it, he passed out for like 3 days and scared the shit out of everyone
  • if he ever decides to be evil and take over the world you better fuckin pray istg

jaemin

  • ATMOKINESIS
  • he can control the weather!!
  • in the beginning he was like “:/// but why tho”
  • but then he got mad at hyuck once and made it rain on him and only him
  • and he realized how much he loVED IT
  • the weather really depends on his emotions
  • which sucks because he goes through 2389437984 emotions in a day
    • jeno: jaemin calm down
    • jaemin: I AM CALM *thunder and lightning sounds from outside* THAT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING
  • he uses his powers for good pure cute stuff too
  • for jisung’s birthday, they threw him a surprise party
  • and jisung fucking loves the snow, but the snow outside was icky and mushy and sad
  • so jae made it snow in the practice room just for him!!!
  • uses this power daily honestly
  • if he knows he has phys ed that day and really doesn’t wanna go outside, he’ll make it really cold and stormy
  • he can make a room hot or cold any time he wants so he likes fucking around with the dream team
    • renjun: JAEMIN WHY IS IT SO COLD
    • jaemin: you didn’t buy me bubble tea
    • renjun: WHAT THE FUCK
  • if he gets really mad, he won’t be able to control the weather
  • everything will go haywire
  • he won’t be able to stop everything unless he calms down
  • and like, he has the ability to make tornados and hurricanes so you really really don’t wanna anger him 
  • but thankfully !! he’s ppp chill and not easily angered
  • elemental attacks ? I THINK YES
  • kinda sucks at controlling them, but it’s a-ok
  • he tried creating a small hurricane of wind to blow someone away (heh) and knocked himself back into a building
  • his attacks depend on the weather too and using these attacks drains him of his energy completely
  • basically a move that only has 1 pp
  • he can also generate natural phenomenons!! 
  • chenle asks him to all the time aWH
  • this is probably why jaemin was chenle’s favourite hyung at some point

chenle

  • CHARMSPEAK AND HEALING
  • honestly just him in your presence can just heal you
  • he probably just heals people with his laugh honestly (creds 2 @jeonsomi aka the bane of my existence aka my brife)
  • he can heal minor wounds like smol scratches with no problem, but stuff like broken bones is really hard and takes a lot of concentration
  • the only person that can withstand chenle’s charmspeak is hyuck bc he doesn’t have time for his bullshit
  • charmspeaks his way out of trouble tbh
  • probably charmspeaks jisung into holding hands with him, but he doesn’t even need to bc jisung would hold his hand any time of the day if chenle asked 
  • renjun accidentally smacked his face into a tree branch one time and started crying
  • chenle felt so bad he waddled over and put his hand on the cut
  • renjun was like “wtf dude i’m crying why are you holding my face”
  • but then chenle lifted his hand off his face and woAH THE CUT WAS GONE
    • renjun: ur magic bro
    • chenle: i know bro
  • he’s actually kinda an angel just being around him makes you feel 173223848 times better
  • he doesnt use charmspeak as often as he uses his healing abilities bc he doesn’t like manipulating people and like ‘controlling’ them to do stuff he asks
    • it’s nice in group projects tho lmao
  • he honestly doesn’t even need charmspeak, he’s already cute enough to bribe everyone
  • is real nice and will go easy on opponents until they mess with his friends
  • if someone even SCRATCHES jisung U BEST BELIEVE CHENLE IS READY TO THROW A COUPLE PUNCHES AND CHARMSPEAK HIS WAY INTO MAKING THE JERK KILL THEMSELVES
  • doesn’t look like he can kick anyone’s ass, but he can make someone jump off a building sOoOo eat ur heart out haters >:((((

renjun

  • shadow travel
  • did i fuckin stutter
  • s h a d o w t r a v e l
  • it’s like teleporting but he can only do it in the shadows
  • he works best at night
  • he likes using this to scare the dream team
  • sometimes he’ll just shadow travel into one of their rooms in the middle of the night and crash there
    • renjun: hey chenle can i sleep here tonight
    • chenle: wHeRE iN ThE FuCK DId yoU CO Me frOM
  • the dream team was so creeped out at first, but they begrudgingly got used to it
  • it takes a lot more effort for him to shadow travel during the day
  • he gets really drowsy and tired
  • he can only shadow travel like a couple times during the day or he’ll feel sick and pass out
  • the BEST at hide and seek
  • i’m not saying he cheats but this bitch cheats
  • like oh shit mark’s about to catch him?? woOP SHADOW TRAVEL AWAY
  • it took a long while for him to get used to shadow traveling and being able to travel to where he intended to
  • he accidentally went to france once
  • i’m not even kidding he landed in some little girl’s bedroom and screamed
    • poor, unfortunate little girl: MAMAN IL Y A UN GARCON DANS MA CHAMBRE
    • renjun: *nervous sweating* BAGUETTE
  • save him
  • since his superpower doesn’t really give him any special abilities in fighting, he has to train a lot
  • aka renjun is basically kinda ripped ??? but hides it under oversized sweaters ????
  • don’t be fooled, he can break ur ribs
  • shadowtravelling gives him extra mobility to catch opponents off guard
  • shadowtravelling also gives him like slight spidey-senses??
  • he isn’t sure why, but he can feel unwanted presences from far away when fighting
  • maybe it’s because he’s like ‘one with the shadows’ (or smth emo like that), but he still isn’t quite sure of the reason

jeno

  • telekinesis
  • whenever he’s too lazy to move, he uses telekinesis to do things for him
  • when he was younger it took a lot of concentration but now it’s as easy as breathing
  • picks things up using his powers and chucks them at his friends 
    • but soft things like pillows or knives, so it only damages their ego u know ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • probably the one who has the most control over their superpower out of the dreamies
  • CAN U JUST IMAGINE JISUNG OR CHENLE ACCIDENTALLY TOSSING SOMETHING AND IT HITS JENO SO JENO PICKS IT UP WITH HIS TELEKINESIS AND FLINGS IT SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY
    • he always feels bad tho so he runs over and flings it back to them afterwards
  • this binch can create energy orbs that he can use as a shield or use to attack others
  • whenever a dreamie annoys him, he creates orbs and pelts them with it, just hard enough to make them uncomfy :)))))))))
  • it takes a lot of concentration tho so he doesn’t do it that often
  • jeno can alter an object’s trajectory (ex. deflecting someone’s attack)
  • he uses it to cheat in monopoly by controlling the dice
    • jeno: YES ANOTHER DOUBLE SIX
    • jaemin: stop FUCKING CHEATING YOU WHORE
  • can lift people 
  • u heard me right
  • probably lifts chenle up if he can’t reach things on the top shelf 
  • chenle always giggles when jeno lifts him up with telekinesis and in general
  • he also uses telekinesis to enhance his speed, strength, reflexes, etc 
  • it’s like as soon as telekinesis takes over and jeno’s body goes into mind-over-body mode, fluffy jeno just gets switched off and murder-everybody-and-destroy-the-evil jeno gets switched on 
  • hyuck jokes abt how jeno’s superpowers use his mind, but he’s failing school (which leads to jeno picking up his fridge and threatening to toss it at hyuck)

jisung

  • did somebody say NECROMANCY 
  • jisung can talk to the dead 
  • sometimes ghosts will approach him and try to talk to him, but honestly he doesn’t reply anymore
  • they always ask jisung for so much and when jisung can’t help, they get angry at him so he’s stopped replying to them in general
  • jisungie has the ability to absorb someone’s life essence 
  • since he’s not extremely skilled yet, he can’t completely absorb someone’s life essence to the point of death, but he can absorb it partially 
  • he usually only does it to weaken his opponents and enhance his own abilities
  • has an army of skeletons that he can summon at any time
  • also able to summon demons and shit, but the only time he’s done that was in desperate times of need (half of his soul may or may not be gone, but it’s all good :)))))) 
  • has a pet dog :’)) i mean the doggo is a ghost, but it’s a big big ghost that jisung rides around everywhere
  • doesn’t really need to fight honestly, just sends his army of skeletons on everybody
  • sure, getting them to go back to their graves is a pain in the ass, but so is getting his hands dirty so >:(((((
  • the first time jisung felt his death empowerment kick in, he freaked the fuck out
  • it just ?? happened during some vigilante mission the dream team had and jisung just couldn’t help drawing closer to the dead body
  • it had this black glow, an aura around it and when he got close enough, the aura shot into jisung and next thing u fuckin know, he went from being utterly exhausted and scared to feeling like he’s just beginning to fight 
  • “holy shit that guy’s death regenerated my energy”
    • mark: bro that’s fuckin scary
  • hyuck calls him emo boy 2.0 and jisung is literally this close to calling up satan himself to drag donghyuck to hell
  • nobody fucking believes jisung when he tells them he has necromancy, like this boy is 173cm of pure fluff and has bright blue hair, how can he have something as dark as necromancy ???
  • and then he summons his skeleton buddies and they understand.
  • dw, even tho jisung’s superpowers are terrifying, he’s a baby bean

donghyuck

  • ASTEROKINESIS 
  • u just KNOW i had to give hyuck, my #1 baby, my planets and all my stars, my world, my galaxy, MY UNIVERSE the power of cosmic manipulation
  • hyuck is literally a star boy
  • don’t worry, this isn’t as overpowered as it sounds, it has limitations 
  • hyuck basically drips of space and stardust so whenever he uses his superpowers, he glows a black-purple aura that gleams with speckles of stars, it’s SO CUTE
  • doesn’t really help when he’s trying 2 be sneaky tho hm
  • dw, he can hide himself in another layer of the universe (for a short SHORT period of time), like he’s turning himself invisible
  • he’s the reason why the dreamies have to hesitate whenever they play hide and seek bc they never know when hyuck is cheating and hiding in another layer of reality bc of his stupid star boy powers >:(((
    • jaemin: donghyuck istg if ur fucking hiding in-between space, i’m going to beat your ass so hard when you come out, all ur cosmic energy ass bullshit will leave alongside your pride
    • hyuck: fine meanie, god >:((((
  • cosmic empowerment is something he uses quite a lot, so he’s got that pretty much mastered
  • he channels the power of cosmic forces to enhance his speed, agility, strength, etc
  • if he overuses it, like in a long fight, he risks being burnt up by the overwhelming cosmic energy in his body
  • he can teleport by melting into the universe (it’s kinda like renjun’s shadowtravel, but with the universe ???)
  • hyuck has a couple, ya know, cosmic attacks up his sleeve :’)))
  • he can use cosmic energy to blast bursts of energy out of his hands, create shields, and create an aoe attack by sweeping his arms in the general direction of where he wants the wave of cosmic energy to hit
  • he doesn’t use his superpower to just fight, no, he can create little galaxies and stars out of the palms of his hands and whenever the dream team has a sleepover, he always puts a few stars on the ceiling while they’re all trying to sleep
  • and when mark can’t relax, all hyuck has to do is rest his hands on mark’s face and suddenly, mark’s soft brown eyes turn into black and purple voids speckled with stars and all mark can see are constellations and shooting stars
  • hyuck really knows how to calm someone down LOL
Harry Styles Imagine - He finds out you’re pregnant

Your P.O.V.

The stick in my hand wasn’t showing anything yet. My nerves were killing me and I felt like I’d explode. For two weeks I had been experiencing morning sickness and I’ve been really bad, my period was late and I felt moody. So I got a pregnancy test and I was currently waiting for the answer. I was scared. 

If I was pregnant, how would Harry take it? We had been together for a little past two years and he was at the top of his career at the moment, getting more popular day by day if that was even possible. I feared that he wouldn’t take this well although he loved the thought of a family. Harry was good with kids but was he ready for own one?

A beep snapped me out of my thoughts. My E/C eyes scanned the white stick and my heart jumped to my throat. A shiver ran down my spine and I had to rub my eyes to make sure I wasn’t imagining things. The test had two blue lines on it. That meant that I was pregnant. I nearly dropped it from my hand and I had to cover my mouth so I wouldn’t alarm Harry. He was still asleep, probably exhausted from his work.

Shock took over me. I started to think about all the worst possibilities, replaying them in my head and making it seem worse. I stood up with weak legs and I looked at my reflection in the mirror. My skin was a little dull because I felt so sick, my hair was still messy and I had tears rolling down my face. Suddenly I sobbed and then I held my breath. This wasn’t good.

We had used protection. One of them must’ve been bad or something but now I was pregnant with Harry. Harry Styles would be a father. 

I put the test down and then I ran my hand through my hair, feeling purely terrified and frustrated. ‘’Is everything alright in there?’’ I heard Harry’s raspy morning voice. I swallowed the lump in my throat and tried to gather myself. ‘’Yes, I’m going to take a shower’’ I answered as happily as I could. Harry knew me well and I wasn’t sure if he believed me or not. ‘’You sure you’re alright? I think I heard you crying’’ He admitted and tried to open the door but it was locked.

My body started trembling because I was scared. I didn’t want Harry to find out just yet. ‘’I just hit my toe’’ I lied, feeling awful about it. ‘’Baby open the door’’ Harry sighed, obviously not buying my lies. I wiped my tears away and unlocked it, letting him walk in. Little did I remember the test on the counter. Harry saw that I had bloodshot and glossy eyes. It made him look sad.

‘‘What’s wrong?’‘ He cooed and pulled me into a hug. I bit my lips together, drawing blood as I tried not to break down. ‘‘Something..happened’‘ I began but then my feelings took over. Warm, salty tears escaped my tired eyes and I clinged onto Harry, feeling like my world fell apart. He held me close and rubbed my back with his hand. Harry didn’t like to see me sad. He usually tried to cheer me up by telling jokes or cooking with me. We could watch movies and then talk things through.

But now I needed a cry. I was afraid I’d lose Harry, the love of my life. He treated me so nicely and I wanted to treat him the best as well. With him, I was the happiest. So if he wouldn’t take this well, I wouldn’t be sure what I’d do with my life.

Suddenly Harry froze, stopping whatever he was doing. I felt how his muscles tensed around me. Then he stepped back and looked into my eyes. I saw how his forest green ones were wide open and his pinkish lips were parted. His expression seemed shocked yet unsure. It confused me because I didn’t tell him yet.

‘‘Y/N..is that-’‘ Harry tried to ask me but nothing came out. He was looking at something beside us. I tilted my head and saw the pregnancy test. My body froze and I stepped back, feeling dumb since I left it there, for anyone to see. Then I hurried to grab it and hold it against my chest. Harry and I just stared at each other silently for a while. 

We were both dumbfounded with a million thoughts running through our heads. His eyes got glossy and then he broke the silence. ‘’Is that what I think it is?’’ Harry asked me with a small voice.I sniffled and nodded. ‘’I’m pregnant’’ I managed to push the words out of my mouth. My head hurt and I felt like spinning. I had to sit down so I sat on the floor, hugging my knees as I stated crying.

That’s it. Harry would leave me.

‘‘I’m s-sorry, please don’t..go’‘ I sobbed and tried to look at Harry. He looked at me with a blue look before joining me on the floor. He looked at the test, probably wondering how it happened or when. He knew we always used protection and the worst thing that could happen was that he’d suspect I had cheated on him. I hadn’t. I would never do that to Harry.

Harry put the test down and then pulled me on his lap. It took me by surprise as he hugged me tightly, like he would never let me go. ‘’This is amazing..’’ Harry managed to say and then he faced me, tears in his eyes yet he was smiling so brightly. I didn’t understand anything.

‘‘Aren’t you..mad?’‘ I asked him and looked away, feeling embarrassed. Harry cupped my face and wiped away my tears. ‘‘No. I would never be mad at something like this.Why would you think so?’‘ He wanted to know, speaking with a soft voice. My heart started fluttering as my fears vanished. They were replaced my joy and excitement. Was this real? Were we going to be parents?

‘‘I just thought since you’re so successful and I was scared this would ruin things’‘ I admitted honestly. Harry shook his head as I spoke. ‘‘My career isn’t bigger than this Y/N. You know you can tell me anything’‘ He cooed lovingly, sniffling a little bit. He made me smile.

‘‘We’re going to be parents’‘ I whispered and then laughed, having tears on my face at the same time. ‘‘Mommy Y/N’‘ Harry said, getting excited as well. ‘‘Daddy Harry’‘ I answered and we both hugged again.Harry’s strong arms held me close to him and I was holding onto his shirt. We just cried from happiness. This time I felt relieved. 

I was so lucky that I found Harry. He was the best boyfriend ever and I knew he’d be the best father as well.

A/N: I hope you like this. I have written really really little pregnancy things. Any thoughts? :)

baby howlett|| old man logan

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I’m going to try and get two of these out today because due to me being in work twice this week, I haven’t had availability to write. I hope to post at least three today, so I hope you all enjoy!

Requested by Anon: Since Laura is already a handful, when the reader discovers she’s pregnant she panics and keeps it a secret from Logan. When she begins to show and has incredibly odd food cravings, Laura finds her pregnancy test and decides to tell her father instead. 

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EXO Reaction ~ They Think You’re Cheating On Them but The Guy You’ve Been Seen With Is Your Brother.

Request:  Exo reaction Ot12 when they think you are cheating on them because of rumors of you dating with a guy but the guy was your brother :D thanks ILoveUrBlog

A/N: Okay so I’m going to type up the next Aesthetic tonight, hopefully have it posted tonight too ~ ily all 

Suho:

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Suho would go completely from being mad at you, to the horrible rumors then at himself for believing in that kind of nonsense knowing you wouldn’t do such thing. He’d apologize to you and your brother repeatedly for any harm caused by any hateful EXO-Ls and would do anything to make it up to you.

Ah Jagiya, I should have knew he was your brother - You look so alike…”  

D.O:

Originally posted by mybeasvocalbangseveryone

Baekhyun had no idea that you had a brother so when saw you being hugged in the sm lobby by a ‘suspicious male’ he ran and told Kyungsoo that he saw you with another guy straight away not wanting him to find out from the media. When Soo found out his heart dropped and had to find out himself by checking the security cameras. 

To say Baek got a ‘small’ beating after Soo saw it was your brother dropping you off was an understatement. 

How was I supposed to know they were siblings?!

Sehun:

Originally posted by purpleuhan

Sehun almost shit himself when he saw all the rumors and pictures this mystery guy was in with your family on your instagram. He took a pile of screenshots and you only laughed at him for a few hours.

“Oh my gosh it’s not funny, y/n. I was generally annoyed… I haven’t even got into one of your family pics yet.”

Xiumin:

Originally posted by xiundeer

Would be literal shocked when he found out that the guy you were rumored to be rumored to be cheating on him with is your brother, making him feel bad for ranting at you.

In my defense you look nothing alike and you were hugging in that picture…

Luhan:

Originally posted by parkchny

Tries to make up four hundred and ten excuses under the sun on how that he never doubted you for a second but he was actually really intimidated by your death glare.

This was fate trying to test us, I swear ~ but I never trusted those shady rumors in the first place…

Kris:

Originally posted by wugalaxy

Kris would look up from his phone and shrug it off as if it wasn’t a big deal, pulling you onto his lap.

As if you would cheat on me, I’m totally your style.

Chen:

Originally posted by everybodyloveschen

Once this little shit realized that he got into a complete misunderstanding, he would try to make it up to you with the worst possible aegyo and a bunch of gifts even though you already told him it was all chill.

But jagi I feel bad, have this plushy bear please.. It’ll make me feel a little better

Chanyeol:

Originally posted by luderella

When Chanyeol found out through the rumors, he was running around your shared apartment punching the air saying how no other man was allowed to touch his girl. After you explained the ‘other man’ was your brother he nearly dropped like a fish.

I knew that, I was practicing my throws for when guys actually started to flirt with you.

Lay:

Originally posted by cuaks

Not at all did you expect the reaction you had got from Yixing, who straight up ranted at you with an actual vocal list on how much better “that guy you’re supposedly cheating on him with” he is. What shocked you the most was when he told you that his penis was cute and what shocked HIM was when you told him that that “guy you aren’t cheating on him with” is your big bro.

Well shit fam… My penis is still Kawaii…

Kai:

Originally posted by chokaivlicious

Okay but you walk home and see Jongin dancing in the kitchen to Sexy Back and he’s running his fingers through his hair looking at you like he wants to bring you to the bedroom.

Jongin Please, if this is about those rumors he’s my brother and I will show u fucking baby pictures.”

Baekhyun:

Originally posted by wooyoung

Will bring you to all of your favorite places to make it up to you for accusing you of cheating because of filthy rumors but gets super pissed off when some guy at the hot dog stand in the theme park starts to hit on you; so he knocks him out for six.

Jesus Christ, Baekhyun… I thought we established already that I wasn’t leaving you for anyone.

Tao:

Originally posted by lil-duckling

Would have a silent hissy fit to himself even though he found out the guy was actually your brother, because in the process he found out he was a Gucci model too and owned more collections than him.

Are you sure he won’t lend me his 2015 Summer Collection Leather Jacket?

~ Admin Bry/Kai

I had too much fun making this omfg.