15 "What, now I’m only allowed to find half the population attractive?" Holsom?
Warnings for: vaguely NSFW language and the city of Santa Cruz.
Holster always knew it would happen like this: he would be
having an otherwise normal conversation with someone and the opportunity to
make a bad joke about how not straight he was would present itself, he wouldn’t
be able to resist the temptation, and then everyone would know.
Like on some level, he’s a-ok with this because it’s 2016 it
shouldn’t be a big deal anymore, they’re at Samwell, he can just mention it
causally like that’s always been the case and everyone’s always known it’s the
case and that should be that.
He…he didn’t mean for it to be Ransom that he came out to. Not
“Because it’ll be fuckin’ sick,” Ransom insists, showing
Holster the vacation rental he’s found. “Look how close it is to the beach!
Because bro, you do understand that there are
not beaches in Seattle right?”
“Yeah, I know,” Holster says. He’s looking forward to their
short vacation before they move west. They’re going together, because how could
they not, because Holster’s going to the Schooners and Ransom’s going to UW Med
and they’re going to be together. It’s the only part of his future Holster’s
ever been sure of – Ransom will be there. “It’s fuckin’ sweet.”
“Right?” Ransom says, clicking the reservation forms for
their beach stay. They’ll probably bring some of the team – Bitty, Jack, Shits,
Lardo, maybe Dex and Nursey if they can promise not to shoot each other,
Chowder if he wants to stay in a rental in Santa Cruz instead of his actual
house – but for the majority of the vacation it’ll be him and Ransom.
“Bro, just think
of how many hot chicks we’ll get to see,” Rans says, his head falling back in
“What? I’m only allowed to find half the population
attractive now?” Holster asks.
The words are out of his mouth before he really registers
what he’s just said, but Rans is staring at him, his eyes wide.
Summary: Can you do am Isaac imagine where the reader is being harassed (catcalling etc) and Isaac protects her and it’s really cute !!! Thank you !!!
Hand in hand, you and Isaac were taking a stroll around Beacon Hills. It
was a chilly evening but rugged up in coats, scarfs and boots made the
cold air seem not so bad. A lot had happened in this small town, some
you couldn’t even predict and others came as no surprise. Among the madness Isaac and you had developed a very close bond, now one
year later and not even the supernatural could tear the relationship
“Want to grab a hot chocolate?” he asked when he noticed you shiver.
"You read my mind Lahey”.
into the cafe Isaac took the lead and went to order, while you stepped
to the side waiting for him to come back.
“Here you go love” he handed you the hot chocolate and the two of you sat down at the nearest table.
out the window, this right here was a rare occurrence at best. Nothing
to worry about, no interruptions as of yet and just quality time with
your tall, well built, werewolf of a boyfriend.
“Penny for you thoughts?” Isaac cheeky asked.
got you to smile and you stared at you boyfriend who couldn’t stop
“Well right now I’m thinking that my boyfriend is a giant
He pouted and said, “Well your giant dork of a boyfriend is highly offended”
Leaning across the table you kissed him, “Is he offended now?” you asked once you pulled away.
“No, but he is slightly turned on”. You lightly smacked his shoulder and shook your head.
of the cafe members announced that they would be closing early, so
seeing no point in staying Issac took your hand once again and walked on
“Where to now?” you asked, stepping outside into the cold air that
Beacon Hills offered.
“Your place? I don’t think Derek would be all
that thrilled if we went to his loft, who knows what he gets up too once
his alone” Isaac mumbled the last part, but you heard it all to well.
The thought of Derek doing many things in his loft alone made you giggle,
Isaac looked down and gave you a confused expression. “I’m just thinking
about all the things Derek probably gets up to when his by himself” you told him.
“I really hope my girlfriend isn’t thinking of my alpha in a non-appropriate way?”.
“I wasn’t, but since you mentioned it Derek does have really nice hands. Imagine what they capable of…” there was teasing evident in
your voice, and Isaac picked up on it straight away. He grabbed your
waist and tickled your sides, laughing immensely “Isaac stop” you begged.
“I will once you say Isaac Lahey is a sexy beast”, looking up at him you tried very hard to contain your laughter once again.
“You see I would but I was taught to never lie”.
face was priceless, he tickled you further and you said. “Okay, okay
Isaac is a sexy beast”. He stopped and let go of you waist, people
passing by gave each of you weird glances but neither you nor Isaac
“See wasn’t so hard babe” he added while making sure his hand
was interlocked with yours. When it came to you Isaac was very
protective and a simple hand holding gesture, meant that he’ll protect
you no matter what.
A couple meters ahead the new club that just had opened up was coming into
sight, there were plenty people outside waiting to enter while there
were plenty of people stumbling out of the club. Walking past you
noticed a guy leaning against the club wall, he looked like he was
either tipsy or about to be drunk if he took another sip.
closer to Isaac and holding onto his hand that much tighter, you kept your
head down and continued walking. You hated whether it was by yourself or
with someone else walking past clubs, people were always unpredictable
and the idea of a stranger drunkenly doing anything was beyond unappealing
The guy kept his eyes on you and the minute Isaac and you
walked by he whistled, ignoring it he whistled again when you didn’t respond he shouted.
“Hey! It’s not nice to ignore someone”
“Just keep your head down, don’t let go of my hand and keep walking” Isaac whispered to you.
Obviously this guy wasn’t going to give up, he shouted yet again. “Yo bro, your
lady friend is hot. How about you bring her over and I can get to know her better?”.
You cringed at that prospect and you could tell Isaac
was doing everything to not punch the guy. Instead he let go of your
hand and walked on up to the guy.
“How about you go back into the club
and hit on a girl that isn’t taken”.
The guy put up his hand in defense, “Sorry man, I see a pretty women and I just got to compliment her”.
“There is a difference between giving a compliment and shouting inappropriate things man. Learn the difference yeah?”.
strolled back to you and grabbed your hand. The guy still wasn’t
getting the hint and yelled, “How about I get your number, pretty lady?”.
didn’t hear Isaac when he told him you were taken, Isaac sighed and
instead of wasting his breath he smirked and leaned down to give you a
gentle, but very satisfying kiss.
Biting your lip to keep yourself from smiling, the guy immediately became quiet and walked back in to the club.
“That shouldn’t have been as entertaining as it was” you told him.
“He got the message that’s all I care about, now come on let’s get back to your place”.
two of you made it back to your place, stepping in and taking off all
the layers you turned on the heater. Issac came up behind you and pulled
“Sexy beast protects his girl” he whispered in your ear his
warm breath strangely sending shivers down your back.
“And his girl
very much appreciates it” you played with his hands and felt Isaac
smile. Not liking the fact you couldn’t see him you swapped positions, so
“I don’t care who it is, I’m not going to let anyone hurt
you okay” His voice was full of love and hearing him say that, even
though his actions already showed that he meant ever world, still made you smile.
the back of his neck, he leaned on down and for the third time that
night your lips connected. “Isaac Lahey you are my hero”.
“Always and forever love” he replied.
there in his embrace it was a comforting thought, knowing you had
someone who would do anything it took to make sure you were safe and
Isaac Lahey was someone you didn’t think you would be this close
too, when you guys first meet. But now he was the only one you couldn’t
imagine living without.
silverliningslurk: I keep thinking about how Holster called the lax bros something suspiciously close to ‘hot’ once on the Twitter, and keep thinking about SMH playing Never Have I Ever and Whiskey says ‘had a crush on a lax bro’ and it turns out most of the hockey team have… except Whiskey. He vehemently denies having a crush on any of them. Dunno, it amuses me.
Bitty decides on Never Have I Ever, and to no one’s surprise, the game is predictably hilarious. But to everyone’s surprise, Chowder, of all people, is losing the game.
Whiskey’s glad he isn’t the only one amazed by this. His mind only gets blown further when Chowder puts down his second-to-last finger in response to Tango’s, “Never have I ever skydived.”
“Bro,” Ransom says, gazing at the single finger Chowder is holding up—compared to Bitty’s seven left, “Why have you done everything?”
Chowder blushes a little, shrugging. “I dunno. My family is, like, adventurous, you know?”
“No,” Dex intones flatly. Somehow, he’s still sitting pretty at a perfect ten.
“Okay, your turn, Whiskey,” Holster says as all eyes turn to him. “Get Chowder out of this game.”
Across the circle they’d formed on the floor of the Haus kitchen, Chowder cringes at Whiskey, mouthing, “Help me.” And you know what? Whiskey would. Chowder is a good guy—a little talkative for Whiskey’s taste, but he’s always been nothing but nice to him.
Whiskey thinks long and hard before coming up with something that couldn’t possibly knock Chowder out of the game. “Never have I ever had a crush on a lax bro.”
Chaos immediately ensues.
“I TRUSTED YOU,” Chowder wails as he puts down his last finger. And to Whiskey’s utter amazement, every single person in the room puts a finger down. Whether proudly (Holster) or quietly (Dex), every person puts down a finger.
osomatsu: staring at hot chicks, many memes, no specific ‘type’ of blog, actively tries snack recipes and almost burns down the house. every. time.
karamatsu: ultimately just an aesthetic blog, tries to study his aesthetic more through tags, desperately tries to get tumblr famous by making philosophical text posts he pulled out of his ass and posting amateur modelling selfies
choromatsu: organized fandom blogs, otaku af, fapping, also sjw text posts
ichimatsu: cats. just cats, videos of cats, pictures of cats, text posts about cats being assholes and tagging ‘hell yeah’ underneath
jyushimatsu: sports, vines, more sports, thousands of shitposts, unlimited doge memes
todomatsu: cute flowerboy aesthetic, plenty of selfies, guaranteed most followers, actually tumblr famous
ok but imagine john and dave being bi bros and talking about how hot beyonce and chris pratt or whoever are, and then in the middle of dave rambling john just kisses him and mumbles something like “the hottest guy out there is you though” and dave just kisses his cheek all flustered like “you fuckin dork you shoulda told me earlier”