how to be cute and hot at the same time

  • teacher: do you have any questions?
  • me: you BET i do. how does phil manage to be both HOT and CUTE at the same time? LOOK at that man! his cheekbones? hOoOoOly shit. not to mention his glasses. mmmmMMMMMlet me tell ya,, that's fucking heaven. phil's laugh? it's beautiful! it's so soft and gentle! it sounds like being wrapped in a blanket! do you hear me? he's both at the same time! this is impossible! how does he do it? i don't understand.
  • teacher: i...meant on this lesson...but shit...u right...