how the grinch stole christmas'

  • Black Hat: Damn those heroes, inviting ME down there, on such short notice! Even if I WANTED to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it!
  • *opens planner to look through schedule*
  • Black Hat: 4 o'clock, wallow is self pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5 o'clock, solve world hunger, tell NO ONE. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me, I can't cancel that again! 7 o'clock, wrestle with my self loathing....
  • Black Hat: I'm booked!
  • Black Hat: Of course if I push the loathing to 9 I'd still make it back in time to stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

Stefan improvising as the grinch for an interview (there’s a growl in there)