How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) | dir. Ron Howard
The Grinch hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season. Now, please, don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn’t screwed on just right. Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
you come over to my house. i’ve lit a singe candle. it’s very romantic. we watch how the grinch stole christmas, but you imply that the live action version with jim carrey from 2000 is an inferior christmas movie. i start crying because this is simply not true. you regret your previous hurtful statement, and try to cheer me up by fucking the christmas tree. this does bring a smile to my face. as you continue fucking the christmas tree i eat a ferrero rocher and contemplate the true meaning of christmas