- I was going to say “a plight upon your house,” Miss Kitty, but then I realized I am your house.
- I swear Miss Kitty you get five feet within my sphere you little shit fuck, guardian spirits will come and rip you apart.
- OH MY GOD. Fire. Brimstone! That’s what’s coming to sinners like you, you’re so fucking cute, fuck! I’m LASHING OUT.
- There’s my fat boy!!!! HOLD UP! We’ve got a situation here. (goes to get treats)
- I’m not going to pet you very long because you’re a sociopath. You lure them in with charm and then you slaughter them with nails. Sharp nails.
- What’s this one? Chicken Dinner in gravy! And the ‘in gravy’ is italicized so you know it’s gourmet, you little shit!
- No, no. You’re going to sit your ass down on this floor and we are going to play with this motherfucking bell ball, you bastard.
- Miss Kitty, are you aware that you are a cat? (to me) She’s absorbing the news. (thoughtful pause). There, you’re coming to grips with it now, aren’t you, Miss Kitty?
- You were made by a great, dark, wizard dollmaker, back in Mother Russia. And he called you… “Russian Blue.” And one day, you may find that your clockwork heart– oh no…. (looks at me) she’s typing this.
- You gotta do something about your face, buddy. It’s like… 95 percent on-party.
- You’re on your own now, you barbarian.
- Don’t look at me with that cute face! Don’t flash it around like a VIP ticket to my side of the bed!
- WHY do you always hold your paws as if you’re holding an opera fan? “Oh dear! I’ve got the vapors!” (sees me typing). No, they can’t see his paws. They don’t know he’s the queen of the opera, singing his song to the rafters. He does not know that the audience has long since left him…
Omg so johnjae was reading this fan’s story about her having a crush on this senior in school. She apparently likes to look at him outside his class(?), accidentally bumped against him(?) and even heard him sing. THE PLOT TWIST IS THAT THAT SENIOR SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT WAS ACTUALLY JAEHYUN, YEAP THE JUNG JAEHYUN WE ALL KNOW, AND WHILE JAEHYUN WAS READING IT HE SAID HE HAD GOOSEBUMPS LMAO. MAN HOW LUCKY IS THAT FAN ㅠㅠㅠㅠ she was so nervous when she started to talk to them and jaehyun even said “annyeong” to her ;;; imagine being in the same school and HAVING A CRUSH on this senior who becomes an idol in the future ㅠㅠㅠㅠ WHAT KIND OF ROMANCE DRAMA IS THIS
“ I will let no one, not Elizabeth, not any usurper, take my country from me. Since I was a babe, I have been a Queen. Since a child, I have been alone on foreign soil. I know how to keep my life, my crown and I will. “
i really didnt want to see something like this in a fansign, i dont wanna hate on her, but it was rude… like really let them have fun with e/o they are friends and they wanna show you how close they are… ugh whatever
The alien scenario sounds more like a Lily Calloway theory. I understand what Connor is implying. “You think she knows Jonathan’s her fucking father?” Lily suddenly appears from the stairs with a big bowl of popcorn, unable to see my clothing from her vantage point. “Are you guys making a Hale family Star Wars alternate universe?” She lowers her voice, mimicking Darth Vader, “Willow, I am your father.” No one laughs. A popcorn kernel falls out of Lily’s mouth. “Waaaait…this wasn’t a joke?”
watch what? watch me
hold her hand like it’s made of feathers and dust?
like it’s a treasure to be protected?
or watch me tuck a curl of her hair behind her ear
smiling at the way she closes her eyes
right before i lean in to kiss her
like the earth’s gravity’s been turned off
and she’s the only thing keeping me tethered
to the ground?
or maybe you meant you wanted to watch
how i laugh at her when she hiccups
after drinking her strawberry milkshake too quickly
and how my eyes soften at her blush
when i knock my ankle against hers under the table?
oh, no – you must mean you want to watch
the way her eyes sparkle when she’s looking at the stars
and telling me about her favorite constellations
and tripping over her words because she’s talking too fast
and giggling through her explanation
before i have to shut her up with a kiss
because i can’t stand how precious she looks
that’s what you meant, right?