how perf is that

The most underrated moment in Percy Jackson is when Percy comes out of the river Styx and literally beats Hades undead army, and then beats Hades in a fight, almost stabbing him in the face for the hell of it 

One little thing about the rickmorty ship that always fucks me up is that Rick and Morty have such an ideal size difference. I mean– imagine Rick being a little touch-starved, and not knowing what to do. When he sees Morty come back from school, he knew he was fucked. He can’t help but give Morty a bone-crushing hug; like he hasn’t seen him in a hundred years and the simple physical intimacy almost overwhelms him. Rick rests his chin on the boy’s head, still and silent as he breathes in his grandson’s calming scent. Morty lets his head rest directly over Rick’s heart, hearing it beat faster as his small hands gripped his grandfather’s waist tightly…

Or maybe when the two need to separate,  Morty goes on his tiptoes to give his grandfather a goodbye kiss. But Rick’s laughably taller than him, and he likes to tease his grandson by doing absolutely nothing to make it easier for Morty to reach his mouth. So Morty harrumphs, preparing to storm off until a pair of strong arms envelop him and pulls him up to Rick’s eye level. Morty’s embarrassed– he feels like a baby Simba being held by a Rafiki– but not for long because Rick then gives him a sweet and tender kiss that makes all the effort just worth it…

Or after the two first have sex, Rick’s looming over Morty’s prone body. He marvels at how they fit together like puzzle pieces. The boy just gives the purest look of contentment as he cuddles up closer to his grandfather, not paying attention to how much bigger, stronger and taller Rick is. Morty surrenders to the feeling of vulnerability, completely trusting that Rick would be careful not to break him, in both the literal and figurative sense of the word…

Reasons this was a GREAT episode of drag race:
  • first one of pride month🌈
  • it had a mini challenge
  • hilarious shade from Sasha 😂
  • it taught the children about the legend that is the village people
  • it finally wasn’t RuPaul’s best friend race and we got some real drama in the workroom
  • rainbow theme during pride how perf!
  • a lipsync where both people are actually lipsyncing
  • Peppermint snatching my hair plugs off
  • “Alexis Michelle sashay away”