how old r they

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“I love you, Olba~”
“Me, too.”
“No~~~ Don’t just say ‘me, too’. Say you love me out loud~~~”
“That’s embarrassing.”
“Ehh~ Say it, come on~~”
“A man shouldn’t say those words so easily.”
“Then Toto will say it in your place! I love you, Olba. I love you, Olba. I love you, Olba.”

ishipcreekhoe  asked:

How old r u guys??

CRAIG: I mean, we put everything else on the internet.

TWEEK: THAT’S DIFFERENT!! THERE’S A SYSTEM- YOU CAN PUT EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET EXCEPT YOUR AGE AND LOCATION!!!

CRAIG: But they already know we live in South Park.

TWEEK: AND NOW THEY KNOW OUR AGE TOO, GOOD JOB CRAIG!

CRAIG: We’re doing fine in school, thanks for asking.

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Back in 2012 when I was first getting into hs fandom, those big lyricstucks were starting to get super popular and I tried to make one too, for erifef. I never finished it, but I still really like some of the panels, so I thought i should at least upload for completion. 

Nobody really knew R’s real, full name or exactly how old he was, but Marius tried his best to get proper tombstones for all his friends. R returns the favor by somehow managing to scatter empty bottles all over the ground, which drives Marius crazy (in the most loving way possible) since he’s constantly cleaning up after an alcoholic ghost.

Being In Ravenclaw Would Be

• excelling in any and every class you care about

• using a permanent sticking spell to glue poems and sheet music and drawings to the common room walls

• feeling the wind in your hair when you open the windows in the common room tower on a breezy day

• not caring about house points

• but scoring so many points for getting the overall highest marks

• being polite to professors in the classroom, but coming up with hilariously true insults about them in the common room at three in the morning

• laughing about how everyone calls you the “boring” “goody two-shoes” house as you gulp down smuggled butter beer and watch old R rated Muggle movies because you figured out how to make muggle technology work in the common room

• muggle-borns and some half-bloods intensely debating which house would win in the Hunger Games

• having deep conversations about religion and philosophy over breakfast

• getting overly competitive in games like risk, scrabble, or monopoly at five in the morning on a school night

• the common room smelling like tea and old books

• not caring what anyone thinks of your house because all that matters is that you’re happy with yourself

• listening to Luna Lovegood ramble on about Nargles and Crumple-Horned Snorkbacks and nodding with a deep expression when you’re all drunk at one in the morning

• cursing at the common room door until it slowly opens when you can’t think of an answer to a riddle

• arguing with the door until it finally lets you in

• “DID SOMEONE MENTION OUTER SPACE?”

• coming up with ingenious ways to rig Quidditch matches but never using them

• studying Rowena Ravenclaw as much as possible

• listening to the ghosts’ stories intently

• having “poetry night” the last Friday of every month, which evolved into “do whatever you want as long as it’s not Cho Chang gushing about Harry Potter” night

• laughing when someone calls you a nerd because you haven’t turned in your homework in the last month and you’re on the brink of expulsion for having a spell inventing contest in the bathrooms

• wearing band t-shirts and fandom merchandise under your robes

• genuinely loving your Ravenclaw friends because never have you met a group of such deep, open-minded, lazy dorks in your life