how old is he again

He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’

He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’

He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’

He asks ‘Why though? No offence though.’

I ask ‘When was your first time?’

He says ‘I was 12’

He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’

I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.

He says ‘She was older than me.’

I ask ‘How old?’

And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’

He licks his lips.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’

I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’

I think of my mothers faced lined with her bad choices in men.

He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’

I think of my cousins circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.

He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’

I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’

He says ‘34.’

He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me’.

—  Warsan Shire, Crude Conversations With Boys Who Fake Laughter Often
He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’
He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’
He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’
Asks ‘Why though? No offense though.’
I ask ‘When was your first time?’
He says ‘I was 12’
He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’
I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.
He says ‘She was older than me.’
I ask ‘How old?’
And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’
He licks his lips.
I ask again ‘How old?’
He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’
I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.
I ask again ‘How old?’
He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’
I think of my mother’s face lined with her bad choices in men.
He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’
I think of my cousin’s circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.
He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’
I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’
He says ’34.’
He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me.
—  “Crude Conversations with Boys Who Fake Laughter Often" by Warsan Shire
Mauraders Nine-Nine
  • 1st year student: Hey, so Professor Lupin, what do you do at the park with Sirius?
  • Professor Remus Lupin: Oh, we just walk around. He gets antsy if he doesn't get outside enough. And then it's just yap, yap, yap, all day long.
  • 1st year: Hey, what's Sirius' favorite food?
  • Remus: Peanut Butter, he'll eat it right out of the jar.
  • 1st year: How old is Sirius again?
  • Remus: Well, he's getting up there, but he's pretty spry for his age.
  • Especially considering he got hit by that car a year ago.
  • 1st year: Oh, that's so awful. Was he chasing something into the street?
  • Remus: No, just getting me the newspaper.
  • 1st year: Okay, this is useless. Professor, is Sirius your husband or your dog?
  • Remus: How could you ask me that?
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Peyton: I have one story. Well, Rowan, as I think everyone knows by now, is a complete klutz, right?

  • Tommy: Let’s play ‘Roommate or Dog’.
  • Tommy: What do you do at the park with Clint?
  • Kate: Oh, we just walk around. He gets antsy if he doesn’t get outside enough, and then it’s just yap yap yap, all day long.
  • Billy: Hey, what’s Clint’s favourite food?
  • Kate: Peanut butter! He’ll eat it right out of the jar!
  • Teddy: How old is Clint again?
  • Kate: Well, he’s getting up there, but he’s pretty spry for his age, especially considering he got hit by that car a year ago.
  • Tommy: Oh, that’s so awful. Was he chasing something into the street, or…?
  • Kate: Just getting me the newspaper.
  • Tommy: Alright, this is useless. Kate, is Clint your roommate or your dog?
  • Kate: *offended* How could you ask me that?
  • Tommy: I still don’t know which it is.
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when they just got inside, five years old zitao immediately grabbed the puppy toy.

after taking pictures, tao still didn’t want to put the toy down, seemed like he even wanted to take it home. 

later, when he took pictures with the bag with sehun, him and sehun again wanted to take the bags home as well.

but in the end, all of those stuff was taken back by the manager.

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Tony Goldwyn | Gold Derby Q&A 2014 [x]

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