OKAY BUT THE NATIONS DONT HAVE BIRTH CERTIFICATES IMAGINE THEM JUST NOT BEING ABLE TO GET SO MUCH SHIT BC THEY HAVE NO PROOF OF HOW OLD THEY ARE:
LICENSE? NOPE. A HOUSE? NOPE. BANK ACCOUNT? NOPE.
“how old are you?”
“idk like 2000? around there”
“sir can i see ur birth certificate”
“do u want the declaration of independence?? i mean it proves my existence but im older that”
“sir please leave”