with all of the different content coming out, merch being released, fanart being made, aus being created, fanfiction being written, etc… it’s honestly like we’re living in the goddamn cow chop renaissance
This beautiful Swedish lady sings an ancient Viking song. Now watch how the cows respond.
It is often argued that everything our ancestors did and said gets stored into our brains. Their experience and knowledge gets passed down from generation to generation. This may explain why we know or react to certain things without having any prior knowledge.
Kulning is an ancient herding call used in the Scandinavian region. The call is a high pitch tone that can reach long distances. The herding call sounds more like a haunting and sad melody meant to echo through mountains and alleys.
It was getting late and foggy on a magical night last month when Swedish artist Jonna Jinton wanted to try kulning. She wanted to find out if the animals would answer to the call their own ancestors heard when the women called them. Kulning might just be one of the most beautiful and enchanting sounds ever made.
Reasons why I am spiritually a 65 year-old professor: I read Shakespearean plays before I go to sleep. This is usually around 9:00 pm (my bedtime). I also write long rants when I think the notes are wrong.
Reason why I am spiritually a 13 year-old boy: Every time a character says “How now,” I write, “brown cow.”
The Parker Twins - Peter Parker x twinsister!Reader
Words: 1788 (helllll yeah) Pairing: Peter Parker x Twinsister!Reader Warnings: Swearing Authors Note: So I wrote this imagine with @imaginingadifferentlife and it was inspired by them! She did a twinsister!Reader imagine, but really it’s so different from her story that it could count as a totally different imagine on its own. Originally we were going to make it a backstory for “Total Opposites,” but then we got going…and it turned into its own little thing. So yeah! Summary is basically that you are Peter Parker’s twin sister with the power of teleportation, and you two can communicate in your minds (since, twins, ya know…) And if you spot the “What a F*cking Bozo” reference, message me or Jadyn because you are awesome.!
“Do you think aliens have dicks?” You randomly asked Peter who was sitting on his bed across the room.
“Well, how else would they reproduce?” Peter responded to you as he threw something in the air and caught it, only to throw it up in the air again.
You were laying on your bed with your head hanging off the end, so everything looked upside down. “I don’t know; maybe they spit on each other.”
There was a knock on the door, “Someone has to do the dishes!” May yelled.
You looked over to Peter for a second with a small smile, “Fuck this shit- I’m out!” You said, and looked out the window to teleport down the street.
“Shit,” Peter said under his breath and slowly got up from the bed to stalk out of the shared bedroom, accepting defeat.
This has how it’s always been in the Parker household, ever since you two were very young. You don’t remember much before you moved in with May and Ben, but Peter has been in every memory. He was with you on your first day of school, when you two entered the science fair (and won!), and when you discovered your powers. You found out about yours at thirteen, only three years before Peter got his (he was a late bloomer, and you’ll never let him forget it).