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This beautiful Swedish lady sings an ancient Viking song. Now watch how the cows respond. 

It is often argued that everything our ancestors did and said gets stored into our brains. Their experience and knowledge gets passed down from generation to generation. This may explain why we know or react to certain things without having any prior knowledge.

Kulning is an ancient herding call used in the Scandinavian region. The call is a high pitch tone that can reach long distances. The herding call sounds more like a haunting and sad melody meant to echo through mountains and alleys.

It was getting late and foggy on a magical night last month when Swedish artist Jonna Jinton wanted to try kulning. She wanted to find out if the animals would answer to the call their own ancestors heard when the women called them. Kulning might just be one of the most beautiful and enchanting sounds ever made.

eternal mood: James’ screams of horror every time Aleks landed a shot in balsamic vinegar beer pong

Reasons why I am spiritually a 65 year-old professor: I read Shakespearean plays before I go to sleep. This is usually around 9:00 pm (my bedtime). I also write long rants when I think the notes are wrong. 

Reason why I am spiritually a 13 year-old boy: Every time a character says “How now,” I write, “brown cow.” 

Question list (another one, and feel free to reblog!)
  1. What was your favorite food when you were a child?
  2. What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod?
  3. What is one of your favorite quotes?
  4. What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?
  5. What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
  6. What is your favorite form of exercise?
  7. What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?
  8. What’s your least favorite mode of transportation?
  9. What is your favorite body part?
  10. What sound do you love?
  11. If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?
  12. If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint?
  13. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
  14. Back when, If you knew the world was ending in 2012, what would you do differently?
  15. If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor?
  16. If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?
  17. If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
  18. If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be?
  19. If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
  20. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?
  21. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?
  22. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
  23. If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?
  24. If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be?
  25. If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?
  26. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
  27. What do you want to be when you grow up?
  28. When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time?
  29. What would you name the autobiography of your life?
  30. What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?
  31. Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best?
  32. What was one of the best parties you’ve ever been to?
  33. What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up?
  34. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
  35. What was the last experience that made you a stronger person?
  36. What did you do growing up that got you into trouble?
  37. When was the last time you had an amazing meal?
  38. What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received?
  39. What do you miss most about being a kid?
  40. What is your first memory of being really excited?
  41. What was the first thing you bought with your own money?
  42. When was the last time you were nervous?
  43. What is something you learned in the last week?
  44. What story does your family always tell about you?
  45. At what age did you become an adult?
  46. Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate.
  47. Where’s Waldo?
  48. The best part of waking up is?
  49. How now brown cow?
  50. Whasssssuuuuppppp?
The Parker Twins - Peter Parker x twinsister!Reader

Originally posted by tomhollanddaily

Words: 1788 (helllll yeah)
Pairing: Peter Parker x Twinsister!Reader
Warnings: Swearing
Authors Note: So I wrote this imagine with @imaginingadifferentlife and it was inspired by them! She did a twinsister!Reader imagine, but really it’s so different from her story that it could count as a totally different imagine on its own. Originally we were going to make it a backstory for “Total Opposites,” but then we got going…and it turned into its own little thing. So yeah!
Summary is basically that you are Peter Parker’s twin sister with the power of teleportation, and you two can communicate in your minds (since, twins, ya know…) And if you spot the “What a F*cking Bozo” reference, message me or Jadyn because you are awesome.!

Masterlist. Request List.

Part Two


“Do you think aliens have dicks?” You randomly asked Peter who was sitting on his bed across the room.

“Well, how else would they reproduce?” Peter responded to you as he threw something in the air and caught it, only to throw it up in the air again.

You were laying on your bed with your head hanging off the end, so everything looked upside down. “I don’t know; maybe they spit on each other.”

There was a knock on the door, “Someone has to do the dishes!” May yelled.

You looked over to Peter for a second with a small smile, “Fuck this shit- I’m out!” You said, and looked out the window to teleport down the street.

Shit,” Peter said under his breath and slowly got up from the bed to stalk out of the shared bedroom, accepting defeat.

This has how it’s always been in the Parker household, ever since you two were very young. You don’t remember much before you moved in with May and Ben, but Peter has been in every memory. He was with you on your first day of school, when you two entered the science fair (and won!), and when you discovered your powers. You found out about yours at thirteen, only three years before Peter got his (he was a late bloomer, and you’ll never let him forget it).

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hey theater kids, are you tired of doing the same old vocal warm ups?

“how now brown cow?“ stop asking. that cow is the same as it’s always been. try these instead!

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  • My ex expected exceptional eggs.
  • I can’t complain about the pancake campaign.
  • Banana bandanas are banned from Anna’s cabana.
  • We caught the cocky coffee coughing.